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I do not need sex to live. God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex, married or not married. Lust is evil. Period. This discussion on lust should be over.

Sypher2k3, Christianity.com Forums 61 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

I wish there were more fundies like you...that way, they would die out.

11/25/2005 5:36:25 AM

Darth Wang

My thoughts exactly, Gadren.

11/25/2005 6:33:37 PM

Papabear

\"I do not need sex to live. God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex, married or not married. Lust is evil. Period. This discussion on lust should be over.\"

Feel free to read this as \"I'm such a cranky, disagreeable prude that no one wants to be around me and I haven't been laid in years.\"

3/12/2006 5:23:13 AM

Julian


Nobody wants me, Everybody hates me - and I think I've got tape worms.

3/12/2006 5:45:30 AM

SaneChick

Now if I'm walking down the street one day and a man walking toward me suddenly spontaneously combusts, at least I'll be able to ID the charred remains for the police.

BTW, didn't \"God\" tell people to go out and be fruitful and multiply? How exactly are they supposed to do that without sex?

I just pray he never cons anyone into marrying him.

12/3/2006 3:05:03 AM

Julian

Love at first sight being a 'thunderbolt from heaven' isn't literal you fuckwit.

12/3/2006 3:49:04 AM

Toga

Careful kid, that act you call \"lust\" is what made you.

12/3/2006 4:00:19 AM

HypnoToad

Ironically, this guy would probably be more mentally ballanced if he got some oral every now and again.

12/3/2006 4:37:06 AM

CousinTed

Someone couldn't get a date for Friday night.

12/3/2006 4:45:24 AM

Michael

I feel the same way about eating liver.

12/3/2006 9:03:27 AM

The Jamo

Hehehehe... I was wondering why you were so hung up on this whole lust issue. Someone's not getting any, eh? Too bad that god won't strike you down for having sex given that he's not there. On the flipside, with that sort of attitude you aren't likely to have sex anyway.

1/26/2007 3:35:33 AM

JP

God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex, married or not married.

That would be a great marriage, no?

1/26/2007 5:50:36 PM

pbagosy

God strike me down with lightning

I like it better this way.

-pb

1/26/2007 6:32:33 PM

Rahab

Are we sure this is a man writing this? I'm not going to check the page, as I'm at work, but this sounds way more like my stuck-up, bitter former female roommate than most of the guys I know.

1/26/2007 6:41:41 PM

socktree

Well, if you don't have sex, then you won't be breeding.

Have fun with that!


1/27/2007 6:56:14 AM

Beccs

Heh - I wonder how long that will last?

1/29/2007 3:16:34 AM

BurntBush

Don't worry, a little Clearasil and some time, someone will eventually say yes.

1/29/2007 3:20:16 AM

SaneChick

Don't worry, a little Clearasil and some time, someone will eventually say yes.

Clearasil, time, and cash.

1/29/2007 3:21:58 AM

Blue Lithium

This one takes prudity a bit far...i mean, most fundies are ok with sex if its for baby making...!

If it wasn't such an old post it would be right in for prude of the month.

1/29/2007 1:26:41 PM

Raggy

I tried to think about how boring this persons life must be for one minute. Now I'm crying.

1/29/2007 1:30:14 PM

BurntBush

LOL, thanks SaneChick, I stand corrected.

1/29/2007 2:27:39 PM

cyborgtroy

It's okay, I'm sure you'll get some someday.

After all, I... I, uh.... That is... I ...

er...

well....

NAH, WHO AM I KIDDING, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY!

2/25/2008 9:29:56 AM

clockworkgirl21

True, you don't need sex to live. You also don't need love. Or laughter.

4/30/2008 11:22:52 PM

Morrigan

poster kid for the vatican

4/30/2008 11:45:27 PM

nemesis

Enjoying yourself =/= evil

4/30/2008 11:50:25 PM
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