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Know why I am extremely conservative? Because I go by what the Bible says, not by what my mind says. My Carnal mind.

Sypher2k3, Christianity.com Forums 14 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
WTF?! || meh

The Jamo

Ah yes. The good old \"letting the book do the thinking for me\" trick. How is it working out for you? Oh, you're checking the bible for the answer. I'll wait...

1/26/2007 3:32:36 AM


Yeah, yeah, you and your retarded cousin. Very few people are so fucked up that they can't be trusted to think for themselves. Bloody narcissists.

1/26/2007 3:35:47 AM


That just about sums it up, eh, chump?

1/26/2007 3:36:36 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Yup..you are a fucking dumb ass.

2/22/2009 3:52:12 PM

No, if you were going by what the Bible says, you would be extremely liberal. You would be concerned with helping the poor, the sick, and the downtrodden instead of pushing for so-called "conservative" control of the whole country (and the world), which stands for the complete opposite.

2/22/2009 4:22:14 PM


Fundies are like tourists that can't speak the native language, except that they need to carry around a book to translate statements from their insanity to the sanity of the rest of the world. Except for all the ones that don't bother and simply expect people to understand them if they shout just a little bit louder.

1/6/2011 6:24:45 PM

Dr. Shrinker

1/6/2011 6:42:37 PM

Ooh! I love it when you talk dirty!

1/6/2011 7:35:57 PM


I know why.
You can't think for yourself and you're absorbed into a pseudo-religion.
Pretty easy actually.

1/6/2011 9:11:36 PM


No, I think you're just using religion as an excuse to be a hateful bigot, like all religious fundies.

12/3/2012 6:47:16 PM


Because you're a bigoted moron?

Just a guess.

12/4/2012 3:32:56 AM

rubber chicken

If you were 'extremely conservative',- with a small 'c'-, you wouldn't be using the internet.

12/4/2012 3:53:27 AM


You're Amish then, I guess. None of that new-fangled 20th century un-Biblical science for you, of course.

What are you doing on the Internet?

12/4/2012 4:04:13 AM


Even the parts of the bible that contradict each other?

12/4/2012 7:28:46 AM