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Look, even Power Rangers knew the truth of Reptilians and tried to teach kids about it:

The "Green Ranger" has a reptilian costume and his giant robot is the reptile. He's dedicated to tricking the heroes that he's on their side but he's obviously evil to the viewer. He eventually comes out in the open as pure evil.

It's not just a show about people in silly costumes, they're trying to tell you something.

penpencilpaper, Indigo Society 60 Comments [7/20/2010 8:22:39 PM]
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shykid

Nurse, he's off again.

7/14/2010 2:21:17 PM

feralboy12

Wow, I feel like an idiot for not getting the message. How could I miss that? I'll certainly be giving the Teletubbies a closer look now that I know this shit. Thanks.

7/20/2010 8:39:46 PM

WickedWitch

The Green Power Ranger is reptilian propaganda...

LOLWUT?

7/20/2010 9:00:21 PM

Appledude

Green Ranger PWNS all the other Power Rangers

7/20/2010 9:25:58 PM



Didn't he eventually become good again?

7/20/2010 9:46:02 PM

Green

The "Green Ranger" has a reptilian costume and his giant robot is the reptile.

So did the fucking Red Ranger, you idiot!

7/20/2010 10:53:38 PM

werewolf

I laughed so hard I think I peed a little.

7/20/2010 11:39:11 PM

Kat S.

Okay, I watched Power Rangers when it arrived to America as a kid, and I really didn't see any allusions to any conspiracy about lizard people.

In fact, like what #1183428 questioned, the Green Ranger did turn to fight for good, but his powers were taken back by Lord Zedd. Later on the Green Ranger would become the White Ranger whose zord was a white tiger.

Not that any of this matters, because the original series isn't the current series today.

And finally, who the hell is "they" exactly?

7/21/2010 12:49:05 AM

Doctor Fishcake

It's not just a show about people in silly costumes

Occam's Razor disagrees.

7/21/2010 1:23:52 AM



I CANNOT BELIEVE I WAS TRICKED BY THE REPTILIAN DOUBLE COVER UP FOR THIS LONG! THANK YOU PENPENCILPAPER FOR SPELLING IT OUT IN BOTH INK AND LEAD!

7/21/2010 1:38:00 AM

Pup

His giant robot is homage to Godzilla... Are you going to suggest that Godzilla is reptillian propaganda too?

Seriously, did these people think V was a documentary?

7/21/2010 3:45:47 AM

aaa

You are very retarded if you take Super Sentai this seriously.

@shykid: That's my line!

7/21/2010 4:27:36 AM

Kilted_Kaboodle

GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!

Dude, I loved that show as a kid

7/21/2010 6:21:33 AM

Tiado

I'll basically echo what others have said here and mention how the Green Ranger ended up joining the good guys.

And if you think that Power Rangers wasn't about people in silly costumes. Well, dumbass, it WAS about people in silly costumes fighting other people in silly, bulky costumes.

7/21/2010 7:28:19 AM

Huckster Sam

At first, I was thinking Poe, then I saw it was from the Indigo Society.

All bets are off with those people.

7/21/2010 7:43:18 AM

Doubting Thomas

What about all the Gieco commercials with the gecko? They're just trying to tell you that reptilains can give you cheaper car insurance.

7/21/2010 7:45:56 AM

SeekerLancer

And then after that he becomes the most powerful Power Ranger and their leader for quite some time so I don't know what you're getting at.

7/21/2010 9:04:53 AM

Papabear

What were the Smurfs trying to tell me?

7/21/2010 10:00:06 AM

Leliel

Wasn't he only evil because Rita brainwashed him?

And once freed, he went good?

7/21/2010 10:36:39 AM

Prof. Bill Hill

Indigo children and adults are absolutely vital to our future success. They serve two purposes from the point of view of we ignorant and stupid God-botherers:- 1) Indigo is the new red. So they serve as another handy grouping that we dullards can persecute. 2) As we churlish cretins are not renowned for our sense of humour, we can use the indigo twits as a source of amusing entertainment. Everybody else does.

So we don't necessarily exhort indigo twits to join our drooling brethren, like fuck saving their souls, they're too useful as described in the above paragraph. Really then, they can be seen as essential sacrifices for us dolts during our earthly residence. Now I'm off to do some persecuting and thence to indulge in a drool-fest. Come join us in our dribbling. All welcome, except for homos, atheists, liberals etc ... and those funny indigo kids.

7/21/2010 11:51:19 AM



And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

7/21/2010 12:26:45 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

And other people are trying to tell you something..that you are mental.

7/21/2010 1:22:39 PM



penpencilpaper kinda has a point: The Green Ranger should have never replaced the Red Ranger as the leader of the group. They were never the same after the smarmy git took over. Jason 4 ever!

7/21/2010 1:46:47 PM

Scorpius

So what happened when he became the white/gold ranger? Oh right, pyramids likely mean the Illuminati's involved.

7/21/2010 2:05:52 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Bwahahahaha. This has to be the guy that even the other conspiracy theorists laugh at.

7/21/2010 4:10:20 PM
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