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Except a woman wearing a bikini willmake 97 percent of all men around her lust. If it's obvious they're going to lust, shouldn't wear it.

Sypher2k3, Christianity.com Forums 35 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#20675
Papabear

But, but, but then they'll be naked.

3/12/2006 5:27:40 AM

#146698
The Jamo

Fortunately, even if this hypothetical woman was so gorgeous that all men would lust after her, most men have the capacity to control their urges. Don't spoil the fun for the rest of us just because you can't control yourself.

1/26/2007 3:17:26 AM

#146713
Beccs

Self control is something that MOST people have. And just exactly WHAT do you want us to wear on the beach? Burkas?

1/26/2007 3:38:41 AM

#146720
CousinTed

What if she's really fat and has hairy armpits?

1/26/2007 3:41:42 AM

#147111
JP

Seriously, wtf with the bikinis all of a sudden? Also...it seems to be bikini specific. So...really it's navels that are sending people into orbit here, right?

1/26/2007 5:37:49 PM

#147142
Rahab

I don't think good Christian ladies are supposed to go to the beach, Beccs.

1/26/2007 6:48:12 PM

#147177
SakuraPassion

Oh of course, since you think men can't control their urges, it's the woman's responsibility to keep him from lusting. It's not the man's responsibility to control his urges.

Well, I have come to the conclusion that you're a sexist asshat.

1/26/2007 7:44:13 PM

#147182
Malicious Bloke

the question is how they came by the \"97 percent\", what are they lining up groups of christians and polling them about their lusting preferences?

1/26/2007 7:50:21 PM

#147185
David D.G.

Honestly, lust is not that big a deal. I'm one of the most conservative people I know, and even I don't have a problem with it.


~David D.G.

1/26/2007 7:55:16 PM

#147256
DarkHatter

Your loss, I'm fine with enjoying all aspects of the female beauty. Plus, I’m not sure where you got the authority to decide what everyone else… of wait, yeah, you’re a fundie.

If you can't control yourself, you should be locked up, regardless of what other people are doing.

1/26/2007 9:31:34 PM

#152822
TheUnholyMint

That 3% need to lighten up.

2/3/2007 9:34:36 PM

#152824
Dan

Respect my authoriteh!

2/3/2007 9:36:07 PM

#372727
Gjervan

A woman has every right to make men lust her.
No man has the right to rape her if she doesn't lust after him.

12/30/2007 4:41:03 PM

#372743
Frank

Being stupid is tempting me to kill you. If it's obvious we're going to hate you, you shouldn't say anything, about anything. ever.

12/30/2007 5:13:31 PM

#372901
King Duncan

Statistically I think it's less than 90% just based on homosexuality. This doesn't even take into account the possibility that she's ugly, or those of us that can keep our thoughts under control.

12/30/2007 10:39:12 PM

#372966
Alena

Don't forget to count the lesbians, Sypher!

12/31/2007 12:06:34 AM

#454347
L



Where's your god now?

4/4/2008 4:37:04 AM

#454747
Alethe

What Gjervan said.

Men must control their urges. It's not all that difficult.

4/4/2008 3:05:41 PM

#560687
bitterlycynical

And that is why gays are the master race! Lol.

6/26/2008 9:41:35 PM

#562062


What about men wearing Speedos? You don't think they're causing women around them to lust after them?

6/27/2008 3:24:04 PM

#562293
Grigadil

Only rarely am I incited to sniff a woman's crotch [which, btw, is the only proper way to greet a sex-goddess].

6/27/2008 5:30:58 PM

#562439
apYrs

no more than 90% honey. About 10% will be gay

6/27/2008 6:22:42 PM

#1145499
JSS

Actually ~92-93% of all men would be a better estimate. Some may be turned on only very slightly, others made really horny. You were close though, off by merely five points.

4/10/2010 5:28:23 PM

#1145554
Blasphemina

You're right. If it's going to make them lust, they shouldn't wear it. They would look silly in a bikini anyway.

Women, however, can and should do whatever they want. And maybe if some of you men are so weak and unable to control yourselves, you shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything any more.

4/11/2010 4:13:06 AM

#1145563
Swede

Me wearing a bikini will make people laugh, not lust, stupid.
If someone is lusting because I wear a bikini, then that is the lusting person's problem, not mine.

If men are so easily lusting, shouldn't they be wearing blindfolds all the time?

4/11/2010 6:04:27 AM
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