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Pretty soon, nakedness would be the norm and bikinis will be 'modest' - as long as it's at the beach. This is the rate we are going. I wonder what will happen when nakedness isn't enough?

MyNameAlreadyTaken, Christianity.com Forums 25 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#146695

The Jamo

People will peel off their skin and we'll have skeletons running around, that's what.

1/26/2007 3:14:33 AM

#146715

SaneChick

Big huge sandy orgies.

1/26/2007 3:39:47 AM

#146722

Beccs

Bikinis have been around for decades, in varying forms.

When nudity on the beach is the norm there'll be a flood of fundies going there to \"protest\". Read: Catch an eyeful.

1/26/2007 3:44:40 AM

#146723

AriseNow

We should plan ahead and get the skeleton porn while it's cheap!

1/26/2007 3:45:02 AM

#146743

Cerebulon

And once nakedness is the norm, no one will notice it anymore.

1/26/2007 3:58:13 AM

#146791

BurntBush

We shave the cat!

1/26/2007 4:29:04 AM

#147108

JP

Did something happen on a beach this week? Why are there 50 posts about the evils of bathing suits?

1/26/2007 5:25:23 PM

#147144

Rahab

I have a feeling this post is by someone who is either a) unhappily celibate or b) bitter because she can't wear a bikini.

1/26/2007 6:50:18 PM

#147805

Julian

BurntBush - love it!

1/28/2007 12:38:19 AM

#147812

Big Mac

Soon Skeletor will be the sexiest man alive!

I bet this person is either:

1.) A dude who is so ugly, stupid, loud, annoying, obnoxious, etc. to get laid.

2.) Is a chick who is overweight and feels uncomfortable showing off her large and in charge body.

1/28/2007 1:29:51 AM

#147841

Dave Bailey/Darwin

Naked, eh?

Get this straight shit-for-brains; WE ARE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Whaddafriggindork.

1/28/2007 3:05:17 AM

#147854

[url=http://tinyurl.com/ya3433]Sanity[/url]

T'Ain't No Sin
(Tom Waits 1993)

\"When you hear sweet syncopation
And the music softly moans
T'ain't no sin to take off your skin
And dance around in your bones

When it gets too hot for comfort
And you can't get ice cream cones
T'ain't no sin to take off your skin
And dance around in your bones

Just like those bamboo babies
Down in the South Sea tropic zone
T'ain't no sin to take off your skin
And dance around in your bones\"

Just for shits and giggles, check out this site and see the full original lyrics (in italics at the bottom) from the 1920's.

/music geek mode

1/28/2007 3:31:48 AM

#147912

Thursday

\"Seven X ... Girls without skin!\"

Tom Waits, Nighthawks at the Diner

And did someone say \"skeleton porn\"?

1/28/2007 6:09:14 AM

#148494

Big Mac

This is sooooo hot!

1/29/2007 1:44:59 AM

#148508

I wonder what will happen when nakedness isn't enough?

The prostitutes will dress like librarians to attract some attention.

1/29/2007 1:59:53 AM

#148959

Disekshonal

Isn't this the plot from a Robbie Williams music clip?

1/30/2007 12:21:44 AM

#158284

Øyvind

Yes, and then the new fad will be transparent skin. Then transparent organs. Then transparent... [fades out]

Big Mac: Child porn?! What evil demons hath infested thine mind!? Or something.

;)

2/9/2007 9:30:21 PM

#351524

Huh?

12/4/2007 10:43:46 AM

#351577

Brian X

Like that's the worst possible thing that could happen... (looks around at Ye Olde Average American) Okay, maybe it is. But it should definitely be encouraged for hot people. (I would not qualify as a hot person.)

12/4/2007 12:10:09 PM

#351582

Jon

If your hypothesis is correct, wouldn't that mean that the world is becoming more Edenic?

12/4/2007 12:16:58 PM

#351678

nemesis

Sounds good to me!

Although in all seriousness, by the time I have kids, Eminem will probably be considered wholesome. It's just an example of how the world progresses and lets its hair down: hell, 50 years ago, the Beatles were considered obscene.

12/4/2007 2:26:44 PM

#386006

cyborgtroy

I don't know, but there is a topless-women movement which boob-obsessed guys and some feminists support.

So, after bikinis, it'll probably be one-pieces that only cover the bottom part.

1/20/2008 6:10:51 AM

#574087

Sounds like a nice fantasy.

7/5/2008 9:30:46 PM

#1096757

Wayte

What's wrong with nakedness?
Oh right...crazy fundie...nevermind lol.

1/17/2010 3:57:45 PM

#1247997

Adam and Eve were perfectly ok with that, as far as I'm remember.

1/23/2011 11:25:10 AM