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A woman who dresses revealing, immodest or just plain like a ho in my opinion is not saved. Jesus said we would know a tree by it's fruit.
[6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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I'll agree with you that not every woman can pull it off with the mini-skirt. But for those that can... I'm sure jesus will be the first to \"save\" them just to get his mind of his boner.
1/26/2007 3:01:20 AM
If I reveal my ankle I'm evil, huh?
1/26/2007 3:51:11 AM
And that's how we all know that you guys are fucked up. Guess he was right.
1/26/2007 4:41:52 AM
Ten points for her spelling it 'ho'.
1/26/2007 4:45:36 AM
I do believe Jesus said the tax collectors and hookers (i.e., women who dress like hos) were entering the Kingdom of Heaven before the religious elite of that time.
1/26/2007 5:19:49 AM
But by fruit, he meant \"Fruit of the Loom.\" By not letting some underwear show, you're just damning yourself to hell.
1/26/2007 5:37:44 AM
So are you going to show me your fruits or not? Is that what you meant?
Confused, but slightly aroused at the same time
1/27/2007 11:58:51 AM
Alright, here's your commandment: Thou shalt not look like a ho, biatch. For shizzle, dog.
On second thought, that sounded completely messed up. Just, uh, strike that commandment from the record. It never happened.
3/23/2007 11:43:29 PM
\"By their fruit shall you know them\"?
I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree...
3/23/2007 11:51:54 PM
God is a fickle bastard isn't he?
7/22/2011 2:32:50 PM
Jesus said we would know a tree by it's fruit
Dude also burned down a fruit tree because it didn't give him any fruit when he demanded it. While that tree's fruits were out of season.
Doesn't say much about his ability to determine whether a tree is good or not, now does it?
7/22/2011 3:02:28 PM
As Toothygrin pointed out, Jesus is not the go to guy when it comes to fruit.
7/22/2011 3:23:34 PM
Apparently, wonderfulmom doesn't realize that when Jesus said that, he was referring specifically to religious teachers. If she and her ilk really understood that passage, Brother Randy, David J. Stewart and most of our other favorite objects of ridicule would all be out of jobs.
7/22/2011 9:01:11 PM
yes but peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man
7/22/2011 9:59:56 PM