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A woman who dresses revealing, immodest or just plain like a ho in my opinion is not saved. Jesus said we would know a tree by it's fruit.

wonderfulmom, Christianity.com Forums 14 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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The Jamo

I'll agree with you that not every woman can pull it off with the mini-skirt. But for those that can... I'm sure jesus will be the first to \"save\" them just to get his mind of his boner.

1/26/2007 3:01:20 AM

Beccs

Oh boo-hoo.

If I reveal my ankle I'm evil, huh?

1/26/2007 3:51:11 AM

BurntBush

And that's how we all know that you guys are fucked up. Guess he was right.

1/26/2007 4:41:52 AM

Langdon Alger

Ten points for her spelling it 'ho'.

1/26/2007 4:45:36 AM

Rahab

I do believe Jesus said the tax collectors and hookers (i.e., women who dress like hos) were entering the Kingdom of Heaven before the religious elite of that time.

1/26/2007 5:19:49 AM

Amos

But by fruit, he meant \"Fruit of the Loom.\" By not letting some underwear show, you're just damning yourself to hell.

1/26/2007 5:37:44 AM

Disekshonal

So are you going to show me your fruits or not? Is that what you meant?

Confused, but slightly aroused at the same time

1/27/2007 11:58:51 AM

God

Alright, here's your commandment: Thou shalt not look like a ho, biatch. For shizzle, dog.


On second thought, that sounded completely messed up. Just, uh, strike that commandment from the record. It never happened.

3/23/2007 11:43:29 PM

Brian X

\"By their fruit shall you know them\"?

I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree...

3/23/2007 11:51:54 PM

Apatheist

God is a fickle bastard isn't he?

7/22/2011 2:32:50 PM

Toothygrin

Jesus said we would know a tree by it's fruit

Dude also burned down a fruit tree because it didn't give him any fruit when he demanded it. While that tree's fruits were out of season.

Doesn't say much about his ability to determine whether a tree is good or not, now does it?

7/22/2011 3:02:28 PM

Canadiest

As Toothygrin pointed out, Jesus is not the go to guy when it comes to fruit.


7/22/2011 3:23:34 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Apparently, wonderfulmom doesn't realize that when Jesus said that, he was referring specifically to religious teachers. If she and her ilk really understood that passage, Brother Randy, David J. Stewart and most of our other favorite objects of ridicule would all be out of jobs.

7/22/2011 9:01:11 PM



Brian X

yes but peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man

7/22/2011 9:59:56 PM
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