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#1184803
clockworkgirl21
7/24/2010 7:01:03 PM
#1184807
rallymodeller
I know someone who is probably demon possessed as an end result of this stuff.
No you don't. Lying is bad.
7/24/2010 7:03:28 PM
#1184810
Brainy
Its true. I read two sentences of a Harry Potter book once. It turned me gay and Jesus laughs at me in my dreams.
7/24/2010 7:06:28 PM
#1184813
caustic gnostic
Let us know when all these kids embark on Track 9-3/4, mmkay?
7/24/2010 7:10:13 PM
#1184814
Haven't we already gone over this? Hasn't this whole thing been played out a million times already?
7/24/2010 7:11:09 PM
#1184841
Percy Q. Shunn
lolwut
7/24/2010 7:39:55 PM
#1184843
I don't understand it, and don't want to understand it, people enjoy it so therefore it is evil!
7/24/2010 7:45:59 PM
#1184863
Boy Wonder
"Teens are trying witchcraft and experimenting with Satanism thanks to the Harry Potter series."
As one of the HP Kids that grew up with the books, I can say that I've never tried witchcraft nor have I ever experimented with Satanism.
By the way, as Schworer has no doubt never read the book, he obviously doesn't know that the books aren't about magic. They impart messages about growing up/doing the right thing/etc within a setting of magic and fantasy.
7/24/2010 8:22:01 PM
#1184870
TheFockerizer
Aawww a crazed Christian fundie who thinks he has the right to tell people what they can and can't do
Somebody call the psychiatric hospital, this chap needs some treatment
7/24/2010 8:33:16 PM
#1184872
TGRwulf
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
7/24/2010 8:33:56 PM
#1184880
Blasphemina
Potter, out. Cullen, in. Get with the program, fundtard.
7/24/2010 8:40:12 PM
#1184898
Ken
I went to see a Harry Potter-themed magician back in the day. He totally made eggs disappear. Demons!
7/24/2010 9:22:53 PM
#1184908
DarkfireTaimatsu
J.K. Rowling is a Christian. Your argument is invalid.
7/24/2010 9:30:50 PM
#1184918
Alencon
You have got to be fucking kidding me? Please tell me it can't reproduce. It's bad enough that it's probably allowed to vote.
7/24/2010 9:59:44 PM
#1184922
Alencon
Bah, I changed my mind.
7/24/2010 10:07:28 PM
#1184931
Kat S.
By that logic, stories like the The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by Frank Baum, certain Brothers Grimm stories, and any film adaptations of those stories shouldn't be supported by Christians either because of the positive portrayal of witches in those stories.
Besides, Harry Potter was sooo 2000. Now it's the Twilight series that are the new 'evil'.
Edit: @Murdin - Yes I am aware of the non-fundie criticims of everything about the Twilight series. I was pointing out that the new craze is the Twilight series and not the Harry Potter series, something that fundies are not apearing to be keen of.
7/24/2010 10:16:32 PM
#1184981
Murdin
"Besides, Harry Potter was sooo 2000. Now it's the Twilight series that are the new 'evil'."
Well, you do not need to be a fundie to find Twilight an insult to everything that is good on vampires, romance stories, litterature, filmmaking, stupid Mary Sue protagonists, stalking, and sparkles.
7/25/2010 1:18:11 AM
#1184996
aaa
Last time i checked, UK is still not the pit of hell. At least, not until the tories start some stupid bullshit to ruin the entire place.
7/25/2010 2:08:05 AM
#1185021
A. Theist
Whew! I can't tell you how relieved I was to see some signs of normalcy at the last moment.
Last night, as I walked the short distance to the corner shop in order to pick up a few odds and ends, I was besieged all the way there and nearly all the way back home by the horrific sight of hordes of teenagers trying witchcraft and experimenting with Satanism. No doubt influenced by Harry Potter. I was beginning to despair and I thought to myself that there was going to be no hope for the future.
Suddenly, it was as though dark clouds were parted to give way to bright pure clean wholesome blue sky invigorated by Godly purity and peace, as in the bus shelter near my home were a group of teenagers not indulging in witchcraft and Satanism. Instead they were doing the normal teenager things like giving each other hand jobs and blow jobs or fucking each other. Glory be to God. It made my heart sing.
7/25/2010 4:22:48 AM
#1185028
Canadiest
"experimenting with Satanism" Would involve looking into many sources for a mythical religion (Bible being one) and/or making it up as you go along.
Just like Christianity!
7/25/2010 4:54:22 AM
#1185045
I read about the afterlife
Rick, haven't you heard? Wizard kids are no longer a threat compared to the SPARKLY VAMPIRES!
7/25/2010 5:52:35 AM
#1185047
John_in_Oz
Just say expecto patronum and they'll be all right, Rick.
7/25/2010 5:57:59 AM
#1185057
Slavaa
It's true, I did try witchcraft.
I found it was weak at lower levels and multiclassed to rogue.
I miss D&D...
7/25/2010 6:50:48 AM
#1185060
shadkat
I've been reading Harry Potter since 1999 and have yet to try witchcraft or look into Satanism because I, unlike you, don't believe in everything I see written in a book!
7/25/2010 6:55:24 AM
#1185101
moose
Hey Rick, Harry Potter is an intentional story of fiction. The auther really, truly knows the magic stuff in the book is make believe.
Hey Rick, while we are at it, the wholly babble is UNintentional fiction. The writers thought they were discussing a real gawd (just like all the other religions out there). But they were mislead by their imaginations. Just like you and thinking that people are demon possessed and such.
7/25/2010 8:25:45 AM
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