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7/24/2010 7:01:03 PM
I know someone who is probably demon possessed as an end result of this stuff.
No you don't. Lying is bad.
7/24/2010 7:03:28 PM
Its true. I read two sentences of a Harry Potter book once. It turned me gay and Jesus laughs at me in my dreams.
7/24/2010 7:06:28 PM
Let us know when all these kids embark on Track 9-3/4, mmkay?
7/24/2010 7:10:13 PM
Haven't we already gone over this? Hasn't this whole thing been played out a million times already?
7/24/2010 7:11:09 PM
Percy Q. Shunn
7/24/2010 7:39:55 PM
I don't understand it, and don't want to understand it, people enjoy it so therefore it is evil!
7/24/2010 7:45:59 PM
"Teens are trying witchcraft and experimenting with Satanism thanks to the Harry Potter series."
As one of the HP Kids that grew up with the books, I can say that I've never tried witchcraft nor have I ever experimented with Satanism.
By the way, as Schworer has no doubt never read the book, he obviously doesn't know that the books aren't about magic. They impart messages about growing up/doing the right thing/etc within a setting of magic and fantasy.
7/24/2010 8:22:01 PM
Aawww a crazed Christian fundie who thinks he has the right to tell people what they can and can't do
Somebody call the psychiatric hospital, this chap needs some treatment
7/24/2010 8:33:16 PM
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
7/24/2010 8:33:56 PM
Potter, out. Cullen, in. Get with the program, fundtard.
7/24/2010 8:40:12 PM
I went to see a Harry Potter-themed magician back in the day. He totally made eggs disappear. Demons!
7/24/2010 9:22:53 PM
J.K. Rowling is a Christian. Your argument is invalid.
7/24/2010 9:30:50 PM
You have got to be fucking kidding me? Please tell me it can't reproduce. It's bad enough that it's probably allowed to vote.
7/24/2010 9:59:44 PM
Bah, I changed my mind.
7/24/2010 10:07:28 PM
By that logic, stories like the The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by Frank Baum, certain Brothers Grimm stories, and any film adaptations of those stories shouldn't be supported by Christians either because of the positive portrayal of witches in those stories.
Besides, Harry Potter was sooo 2000. Now it's the Twilight series that are the new 'evil'.
Edit: @Murdin - Yes I am aware of the non-fundie criticims of everything about the Twilight series. I was pointing out that the new craze is the Twilight series and not the Harry Potter series, something that fundies are not apearing to be keen of.
7/24/2010 10:16:32 PM
"Besides, Harry Potter was sooo 2000. Now it's the Twilight series that are the new 'evil'."
Well, you do not need to be a fundie to find Twilight an insult to everything that is good on vampires, romance stories, litterature, filmmaking, stupid Mary Sue protagonists, stalking, and sparkles.
7/25/2010 1:18:11 AM
Last time i checked, UK is still not the pit of hell. At least, not until the tories start some stupid bullshit to ruin the entire place.
7/25/2010 2:08:05 AM
Whew! I can't tell you how relieved I was to see some signs of normalcy at the last moment.
Last night, as I walked the short distance to the corner shop in order to pick up a few odds and ends, I was besieged all the way there and nearly all the way back home by the horrific sight of hordes of teenagers trying witchcraft and experimenting with Satanism. No doubt influenced by Harry Potter. I was beginning to despair and I thought to myself that there was going to be no hope for the future.
Suddenly, it was as though dark clouds were parted to give way to bright pure clean wholesome blue sky invigorated by Godly purity and peace, as in the bus shelter near my home were a group of teenagers not indulging in witchcraft and Satanism. Instead they were doing the normal teenager things like giving each other hand jobs and blow jobs or fucking each other. Glory be to God. It made my heart sing.
7/25/2010 4:22:48 AM
"experimenting with Satanism" Would involve looking into many sources for a mythical religion (Bible being one) and/or making it up as you go along.
Just like Christianity!
7/25/2010 4:54:22 AM
I read about the afterlife
Rick, haven't you heard? Wizard kids are no longer a threat compared to the SPARKLY VAMPIRES!
7/25/2010 5:52:35 AM
Just say expecto patronum and they'll be all right, Rick.
7/25/2010 5:57:59 AM
It's true, I did try witchcraft.
I found it was weak at lower levels and multiclassed to rogue.
I miss D&D...
7/25/2010 6:50:48 AM
I've been reading Harry Potter since 1999 and have yet to try witchcraft or look into Satanism because I, unlike you, don't believe in everything I see written in a book!
7/25/2010 6:55:24 AM
Hey Rick, Harry Potter is an intentional story of fiction. The auther really, truly knows the magic stuff in the book is make believe.
Hey Rick, while we are at it, the wholly babble is UNintentional fiction. The writers thought they were discussing a real gawd (just like all the other religions out there). But they were mislead by their imaginations. Just like you and thinking that people are demon possessed and such.
7/25/2010 8:25:45 AM
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