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Other religions are poison?
This is fucking moronic even for RR.
7/23/2010 10:48:23 AM
This Facepalm moment brought to you by Raptard Rejects.
7/23/2010 10:50:53 AM
I always knew fundies thought that books other than the bible were poisonous. It explains so much stupid.
7/23/2010 10:51:23 AM
Ah, if only more Raptards sipped the cyanide...
7/23/2010 10:52:56 AM
Still haven't learned how to read yet, have you?
7/23/2010 10:56:57 AM
Try reading it like a critic. That way, reading mythology becomes a bit easier.
7/23/2010 10:59:29 AM
"my kool-aid is better then your kool-aid"
7/23/2010 11:03:58 AM
Doesn't the bible say that true believers in Christ are immune to being poisoned?
7/23/2010 11:06:30 AM
Cyanide? No, no, it's just almond extract. Here, drink up.
7/23/2010 11:17:33 AM
And I'd say, "It wasn't a request. Drink the fucking poison".
7/23/2010 11:21:56 AM
Well both plots are hard to follow & the characters are terribly one-dimensional... so I'll stick to reading the 'enquirer' where I know all the stories are fact...hahahahahahahah!!!
7/23/2010 11:24:32 AM
Well...at least they didn't say anything about drinking kool-aid.
7/23/2010 11:32:16 AM
No no no no no, he said 'read', not 'believe'.
You lose all the rationality points you gained from saying 'to me', for failing to make that distinction.
7/23/2010 11:41:08 AM
Rat of Steel
"Doesn't the bible say that true believers in Christ are immune to being poisoned?"
Indeed, it does.
"They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."
-- Mark 16:18
(emphasis mine, of course)
"No no no no no, he said 'read', not 'believe'."
To a Raptard, there's no real difference, is there?
7/23/2010 11:41:54 AM
Acknowledging that even a glance at another book will "kill" your religion is a clear admission that your faith is really fucking feeble.
7/23/2010 11:43:00 AM
It's actualy more like saying "I'll re read your sick fantasys if you read some actual literature"
7/23/2010 11:46:54 AM
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
"This is fucking moronic even for RR."
Not really. This is the standard approach people like that take to everything that they don't personally believe in, or like.
7/23/2010 11:53:08 AM
Right, so know do you know why we're not interested in your stupid pamphlets, etc?
7/23/2010 11:56:30 AM
The Bible is filled with so many threats and incitements to violence and clear insanity, and is so badly written at that, it might as well be cyanide!
7/23/2010 11:59:55 AM
Oh Raptards, you never stop raising the bar.
7/23/2010 12:34:58 PM
And, by never reading views other than your Bible-view, you'll never be able to know whether other views ARE "cyanide" or if the Bible is a mind-numbing narcotic.
7/23/2010 12:37:56 PM
You shame your Christian ancestors. They were excellent at learning about other religions in order to adapt and adjust themselves to make assimilation and conversion easier. They knew how to get shit done.
7/23/2010 12:42:38 PM
To me that's like saying "Why don't we both waste a whole lot of time reading Neolithic nonsense?"
7/23/2010 12:43:54 PM
I was under the impression that the Bible said you could drink poison and not be harmed if you had faith. Are you now saying you don't trust it? C'mon, quit being such a sissy and drink the cyanide.
7/23/2010 12:44:10 PM
I'll read your bible after you read your bible.
7/23/2010 1:00:55 PM
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