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#1184287
TGRwulf
Other religions are poison?
This is fucking moronic even for RR.
7/23/2010 10:48:23 AM
#1184289
Jon
This Facepalm moment brought to you by Raptard Rejects.
7/23/2010 10:50:53 AM
#1184291
I always knew fundies thought that books other than the bible were poisonous. It explains so much stupid.
7/23/2010 10:51:23 AM
#1184292
Agnostic Jew
Ah, if only more Raptards sipped the cyanide...
7/23/2010 10:52:56 AM
#1184293
Mudak
Still haven't learned how to read yet, have you?
7/23/2010 10:56:57 AM
#1184294
aaa
Try reading it like a critic. That way, reading mythology becomes a bit easier.
7/23/2010 10:59:29 AM
#1184296
anti-nonsense
"my kool-aid is better then your kool-aid"
7/23/2010 11:03:58 AM
#1184297
PussInGloves
Doesn't the bible say that true believers in Christ are immune to being poisoned?
7/23/2010 11:06:30 AM
#1184300
feralboy12
Cyanide? No, no, it's just almond extract. Here, drink up.
7/23/2010 11:17:33 AM
#1184301
Vince
And I'd say, "It wasn't a request. Drink the fucking poison".
7/23/2010 11:21:56 AM
#1184305
Jezeus
Well both plots are hard to follow & the characters are terribly one-dimensional... so I'll stick to reading the 'enquirer' where I know all the stories are fact...hahahahahahahah!!!
7/23/2010 11:24:32 AM
#1184307
shadkat
Well...at least they didn't say anything about drinking kool-aid.
7/23/2010 11:32:16 AM
#1184310
John_in_Oz
No no no no no, he said 'read', not 'believe'.
You lose all the rationality points you gained from saying 'to me', for failing to make that distinction.
7/23/2010 11:41:08 AM
#1184311
Rat of Steel
(PussInGloves)
"Doesn't the bible say that true believers in Christ are immune to being poisoned?"
Indeed, it does.
"They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."
-- Mark 16:18
(emphasis mine, of course)
(John_in_Oz)
"No no no no no, he said 'read', not 'believe'."
To a Raptard, there's no real difference, is there?
7/23/2010 11:41:54 AM
#1184312
Lucilius
Acknowledging that even a glance at another book will "kill" your religion is a clear admission that your faith is really fucking feeble.
7/23/2010 11:43:00 AM
#1184314
D Laurier.
It's actualy more like saying "I'll re read your sick fantasys if you read some actual literature"
7/23/2010 11:46:54 AM
#1184315
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
"This is fucking moronic even for RR."
Not really. This is the standard approach people like that take to everything that they don't personally believe in, or like.
7/23/2010 11:53:08 AM
#1184316
David B.
Right, so know do you know why we're not interested in your stupid pamphlets, etc?
7/23/2010 11:56:30 AM
#1184318
misshani
The Bible is filled with so many threats and incitements to violence and clear insanity, and is so badly written at that, it might as well be cyanide!
7/23/2010 11:59:55 AM
#1184321
Oh Raptards, you never stop raising the bar.
7/23/2010 12:34:58 PM
#1184324
Papabear
And, by never reading views other than your Bible-view, you'll never be able to know whether other views ARE "cyanide" or if the Bible is a mind-numbing narcotic.
7/23/2010 12:37:56 PM
#1184325
Huckster Sam
You shame your Christian ancestors. They were excellent at learning about other religions in order to adapt and adjust themselves to make assimilation and conversion easier. They knew how to get shit done.
7/23/2010 12:42:38 PM
#1184327
Old Viking
To me that's like saying "Why don't we both waste a whole lot of time reading Neolithic nonsense?"
7/23/2010 12:43:54 PM
#1184328
Bowen
I was under the impression that the Bible said you could drink poison and not be harmed if you had faith. Are you now saying you don't trust it? C'mon, quit being such a sissy and drink the cyanide.
7/23/2010 12:44:10 PM
#1184331
I'll read your bible after you read your bible.
7/23/2010 1:00:55 PM
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