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It's coming... persecution.

I really wonder sometimes when I'm handing out Bibles, how long I'll be ABLE to do it. How long before they shut down my providers of literature? How long before anything to do with evangelism is targeted?

I think that is one reason I feel so compelled to do it. Better get your tracts now while you still can.

On the positive side, did you know Bibles are a non-tax item in Texas?

Acts5:41, Rapture Ready 79 Comments [7/24/2010 6:39:42 PM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Anon-e-moose

"It's coming... persecution."



And you're just creaming yourself at that thought, aren't you?

Can't be a True Christian™ without a little bit of 'Persecution' eh, Ruptured Retards? So what the fuck are you lot complaining about?! Just bend over, take that pain and say 'Thank you Mistress, please may I have another?!' >:D

"how long I'll be ABLE to do it"

'Just DOOO-OOOO-OOOO...it!'

-Lord Flashheart (Rik Mayall), "Blackadder"
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@GigaGuess

"Oh for...

YOU ARE PUBLICLY HANDING OUT BIBLES, AND YOU'RE WONDERING IF PERSECUTION IS AROUND THE CORNER?! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Pogo-Stick, this proves it"

Not so much 'Persecution', more a self-fulfilling prophecy. Like I say, if they're not being 'Persecuted', then they can't consider themselves True Christians™; and when there aren't any 'Persecutors' out there, then just create the conditions for said situations to occur. Just like Fred Phelps & co. do eh, Ruptured Retards...?!

9/26/2012 6:40:28 AM



What are the odds that you're doing it because you know very well that you have no risk whatsoever?

6/12/2013 9:11:15 AM



The last line sounds almost satyric. Sorry, are you saying that tax exemption is now persecution?, un many places is called priviledge

11/28/2014 8:39:23 AM

Canadiest

Did you know everybody's got enough for them, their family and their damn pets?

It's fuckin' Texas, I'm betting there's several cases at the hospital every year of injuries from Bible shelves tipping over on someone or warehouse Bible skid accidents.

If you don't have a Bible in Texas, that's something that takes effort. Talk about marketing snow to Eskimos or shipping coal to Newcastle.

11/29/2014 6:54:00 AM
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