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lions are felines, true.
lions and cats evolved from reptiles or others, false.

there is something called to adapt with the environment. color/nature/habits may change with the climate and other reasons. but the animal will remain the same.

let's take an example:
you take care of a tiger in your house. and with time, she loses his stripes. she will look all orange and white. but she is still a tiger. she will give birth to tiger cubs and they will grow to be tigers. if they continue like that. after a hundred years they will always be tigers... you can call them cats or big cats. but they won't grow horns or wings.

mythological creatures play a lot with evolutionists minds. the likes of Minotaur and pegasus are behind all this evolution hoax..

FullWhiteMoon, deviantART 66 Comments [7/24/2010 12:36:41 PM]
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Why is it that the part of this that bothers me the most is "She loses his stripes"?

As Bobby rightly pointed out, Fail.

7/24/2010 4:10:39 PM

vaguelyhumanoid

What the hell do mythological creatures have to do with evolution?

7/24/2010 4:26:02 PM

I read about the afterlife

"Lions are felines, true."

Yes, good. And dogs are Canine!

"Lions and cats evolved from reptiles or others, false."

The "or others" part is actually true.

"Let's take an example:
You care of a tiger in your house. and with time, she loses his stripes"

okay one: is this hypothetical tiger transgendered? Secondly, why would he/she lose his/her stripes?

"She will look all orange and white. but she is still a tiger."

Yeah, okay. I guess.

"She will give birth to tiger cubs and they will grow to be tigers."

No shit sherlock.

"If they continue like that, after a hundred years, they will always be tigers..."

Yep. Pretty much. Of course, they might be longer or shorter and have slight changes due to survival of the fittest.

"You can call them cats or big cats. But they won't grow horns or wings."

Again, no shit sherlock.

"mythological creates play a lot with evolutionists minds. The likes of Minotaur and pegasus are behind all this evolution hoax."

All I've learned from your rambling is that you're a lunatic that knows jack shit about evolution.

7/24/2010 4:43:56 PM

TGRwulf

Evolution. You keep using that word, but I don't think you know what it means.

7/24/2010 5:08:20 PM

Scorpius

WTF? Since when..the...*fizzle*

7/24/2010 5:42:15 PM

Berny

You really don't have a fucking clue what evolution really is all about, do you?
Let me give you a hint, the ones who keep resorting to magic are the creationists.
Call it a hoax if you want to but so far all the evidence is in favor of it, not your stupid myth.

7/24/2010 5:55:34 PM

Nowonmai

Clearly you have not a fucking clue how evolution works. Moving a tiger into your house will not make her 'lose her stripes'.

And hundreds of years? Oy.. your dumb is making my brain hurt.

Mythological creatures that were written about thousands of years ago, before evolution was even considered??? Please, don't breed.

7/24/2010 5:56:04 PM

Zits

How does this person turn on his/her computer, get on the Internet, point a browser to a website, and type text? How? Windows is easy to use, but can it be THAT easy? This is some industrial strength stupid guys!

7/24/2010 6:15:57 PM

Vince

You just listed every last evolutionary bullshit myth that just prove you fuckwits don't have the slightest clue how evolution works.

7/24/2010 6:21:22 PM

Lucilius

Creotards are hominoids, true.

Creotards evolved into hominids, false.

There is something called adapting to one's environment. Creotards have abjectly failed to do this. Their hair dye and polyester levels may change with their denomination, but the stupidity will remain the same.

Let's take an example:
You take care of FullWhiteMoon in your house, and over time she/he learns to sit upright and not to fling feces. But FWM is still a moron and will keep mouthing idiocies. If FWM lives for a hundred years she/he will still be a stranger to reason. You can call him/her human, but FWM still won't know an ass from an elbow.

Mythology plays a lot with creotard minds. Stories of talking snakes and flying telepathic zombies are behind all this creationism hoax.

7/24/2010 6:27:21 PM

Thinking Allowed

Ever try to breed a lion to a bobcat?

7/24/2010 7:23:51 PM

Justanotheratheist

"Lions are felines, true." Very nice of you to admit to this tricky, little known fact.

" color/nature/habits may change....but the animal will remain the same." Um, no. It can't change and still stay the same. Only god could do that, if he existed.

Take a tiger into your house and you will lose your head (literally - they are hungry carnivores, y'know) long before she loses her stripes - which will never happen.

Very astute of you, though, to understand that a mummy tiger gives birth to baby tigers and not to baby elephants or baby penguins. You should get a job teaching biology and zoology in Texas. It would be a step up for their education system, by the sounds of it.

PS Mythical creatures never evolved coz they never axisted. That's why they are mythical. Think of god, for example, and you will understand what I mean.

7/24/2010 11:01:55 PM

bennyboy

What in the name of FUCK are you chatting about, you single-helixed twatting spasticunt?

7/24/2010 11:03:54 PM

Rat of Steel

(Thinking Allowed)
"Ever try to breed a lion to a bobcat?"


(Rat gasps as he has a "eureka!" moment.)

So THAT'S where lolcats came from!

7/24/2010 11:06:52 PM



You realise that it's your staggering lack of comprehension that equates evolution with bull-headed men and not the reality of modern evolution theory?

What I'm saying is: educate yourself properly, muppet.

7/24/2010 11:19:14 PM

moose

AHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSs.....the old fundie creation science argument about "adaptation" instead of evolution.
To wit: "there is something called to adapt with the evironment. color/nature/habits may change with the climate and other reasons. but the animal will remain the same.

Oh REALLY????? Let's see how well that works. If you make a poodle a guard dog, will it turn into a german shepard? How about racing a chihuahua, will it "adapt" into a greyhound? If you put a pigeon into the water, will it "adapt" into a duck?

And... in case you didnt realize it ....evolutionists realize that "the like of Minotaur and gegasus" or mythologies. Evidently you think that believers in evolution think they are real. Shows how much you really truly understand about evolution. Notta.....

7/25/2010 8:18:07 AM

Tyler

.......No

7/25/2010 8:25:39 AM

happysmiles

Oh crap, he's onto me. I indeed only agree with the theory of evolution because of coercion by a minotaur. If it weren't for the minotaur I would actually believe in god and creationism. But every time I start to believe in god the minotaur comes along and jabs me in the back with its horns, threatening to run me through with them. Damn you mINOTAUr, dAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/25/2010 9:14:13 AM

Swede

Nope, Minotaurs and Pegasuses are completely against the theory of evolution, they are part of a religion mythology.

Lions and cats evolved from lion/cat-looking animals, who evolved from somewhat less lion/cat-looking animals, who evolved from even less lion/cat-looking animals, and so on. I highly doubt they evolved from reptiles.

7/25/2010 9:35:37 AM

Yama the Space Fish

100 years isn't a long time at all. Therapsids were around 250,000,000 years ago.

7/25/2010 10:20:58 AM

dionysus

you take care of a tiger in your house. and with time, she loses his stripes. she will look all orange and white.

What the hell is this shit? No, that can't happen and ToE doesn't support this.

mythological creatures play a lot with evolutionists minds. the likes of Minotaur and pegasus are behind all this evolution hoax

ToE doesn't support their existence either. Basically, you're railing against something you have absolutely no understanding of. Your post is in good company here.

7/25/2010 10:43:18 AM

Old Viking

you take care of a tiger in your house.

You first.

7/25/2010 12:56:03 PM

Kefka

This was written by a muslim fundy who seems, from his drawings, to believe that most muslim women are white.

7/25/2010 3:01:03 PM

The Jamo

So you're saying that even though the animal will change it will remain the same? What the fuck are you on about?

If a tiger was to 'lose' its stripes, that would mean that a genetic change/mutation had occurred and the animal has changed. Even though that particular mutation may not inhibit cross-breeding, it's still a mutation. That's called evolution, dumbass.

7/25/2010 7:09:16 PM

TheJebusFire


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