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New Reality Show: “Mate with an Ape, White Girl.”

VH1 has a history of pushing niggers on human kids, and celebrating miscegenation and the muddying up the human gene pool that rivals its sister channel MTV, also owned by Viacom (or is it Viacoon?). But they’ve outdone themselves with their new porno “reality” show called “The Ultimate Catch.” And it’s not about fishing, although you might see a shark or two.

That “catch” -- the ideal mate for any single woman according to VH1 -- would be a primitive, freshly picked from the tree, shit-skinned, shaved-headed groid with a career in feetsball and a cranium the size of a softball. The ape, with the help of another nigger friend, gets to choose a date from 80 or so women, almost all human. A few token sheboons are thrown into the mix to minimize any nigger bitching.

The show’s clear message, like all the others bombarding human women every day in the media: A nigger buck is a viable and even desirable mate. Viacom, of course, makes billions on cRap, so it has a vested interest in brainwashing young humans into thinking violent jungle beasts are cool, with shows like “The Ultimate Catch.”

An unfortunate few may painfully discover that with ape mating, what they ultimately catch are pubic lice, chlamydia, gonorrhea, hepatitis B, herpes, HIV/AIDS, etc. (That’s if they survive the beatings and stabbings.)

A better show name might be "The Deadliest Catch."

WeGoneApe, Niggermania 37 Comments [7/27/2010 7:25:13 AM]
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Lucilius

Meanwhile, you can't even buy a date, huh?

7/27/2010 7:44:06 AM

Starscream

If you're not a poe, you're an utter waste of oxygen.

7/27/2010 7:59:51 AM

Yama the Space Fish

A better name for your website: HITLER.

7/27/2010 9:08:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

Just jealous because the white girls won't give you the time of day?

7/27/2010 9:55:54 AM

Man Called True

At this point I can't even take offense at this, because they've used the same slurs so often it's just one gigantic auditory blur to me. If anyone takes this stuff seriously I'd be shocked.

(Though I do admit a little discomfort with the target of bile here - that makes, what, four "black guy chooses a girl" shows for every "nonwhite woman chooses a guy"?)

7/27/2010 9:57:32 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

A better show name might be "The Deadliest Catch."

Well, except for the fact that that title is presently in use on the Discovery Channel. Not that we would expect you to know that, seeing as how you are one of the stupidest motherfuckers alive.

As for the rest of this psuedo-GOP rant of ignorance - I have no choice but to weep for my country.

7/27/2010 10:05:48 AM

Leliel

@ Percy

Probably doesn't given this is what happens whenever he tries to watch DISC.

"Brain...expansion...numbness in skull...fading...beginning..to..question...own...ass....."

7/27/2010 10:45:29 AM

aaa

You are reaching new levels of horrid.

7/27/2010 11:32:12 AM

D Laurier.

We have a "groid". whatever that is...
And a "sheboon" which appears to be a chain of thrift stores in America.

7/27/2010 2:36:55 PM

BeemerRefugee1990

@ D Laurier:

'Sheboon' She + Baboon, supposedly = 'sheboon', meant to indicate a female black person.

'Groid' short for 'negroid'. Used in 1962 World Book Encyclopedia to describe peoples of African descent. (My parents quit at the 1962 edition.)

7/27/2010 3:36:27 PM



Heh, just because he isn't getting any. Normal people just get on with it when that happens, but this specimen seems to prefer ranting on the internet. I'm afraid dark skin is an entirely normal human trait, as are the other African characteristics. In fact, almost everyone has African ancestry, not even counting the very likely theory that the human species developed on that continent.

...I'm waiting for somebody to reply to this with a three-word comment like "ur a fag" or something. They need to be fucking shot.

7/27/2010 3:46:06 PM

myheadhurts

......

um.... excuse me while I go bleach my eyes

7/27/2010 7:26:22 PM

Kat S.

Right, because white guys don't carry and pass STDs to white women, nor do they ever murder anyone from the show and then do something crazy or kill themselves.

Oh wait.

7/27/2010 7:42:57 PM

anti-nonsense

I haven't known many black people, but all the ones I have known were more civilized and intelligent then you.

7/28/2010 1:49:37 AM

D Laurier.

@ BeemerRefugee1990

Thankyou.
Those terms keep appearing, and I have been trying to get an explanation for ages.

Not that it helps much... That these people cannot tell a person from a babboon, and seem to think gender and species are interchangeable concepts....
Truely mind boggling

7/28/2010 3:03:23 AM



I always thought that sheboon was a racist slur towards black females based on a portmanteau of she and baboon. possibly in reference to the large posteriors baboons have.

But calling black males apes in this context is ridiculous since baboons are monkeys not apes. So it doesn't make sense to call black males apes and black females monkeys. There is a fucking difference.

And yes I have a habit of focusing on the most insignificantly stupid parts of these things.


7/28/2010 6:55:25 AM

Pule Thamex

Lovely to see that WeGoneApe has managed to avoid or overcome any brainwashing. Although, come to think of it, which he obviously can't, the question needs to be asked in his case, how do you wash something that doesn't exist?

@ Starscream

Poe or not, it's a waste of oxygen anyway. Admittedly he must use less oxygen than most, since he has no brain, but what little he does use is a waste. I bet he's got another nickname over at that other site for men who can't get sex with women, maybe he's friends with DOS Et Al, fellow mingers sticking together and all that. Ugh! What a revoltin'thought.

7/28/2010 6:57:54 AM

SeekerLancer

You people are always so tough behind your cozy computer screens.

7/28/2010 8:39:15 AM

The Radical Centrist

Hey, it's not the "groids" fault that an impenetrable layer of fat coupled with a unique aroma that could only be produced from a combination of recently puked moonshine, ass, and freshly cooked crystal meth keeps even your sister from fucking you these days.

7/29/2010 8:48:06 PM

Average Guy

I bet he's got another nickname over at that other site for men who can't get sex with women.

You mean the people at love-shy? Well that would explain a lot.

7/30/2010 6:47:31 AM



I agree, they need to stop brainwashing humans and their offspring into thinking that this nigger trash is cool, because they really aren't. They are loud, obnoxious, smelly, greasy and definitely not very bright.

This is why we sorely need ethnic cleansing.

7/31/2010 3:26:40 PM

MUuuHAHAHAHAHA!

@#1187069

It's too late! I'm half black and there are many more like me. :-) It's all part of de eeevil librul media conspiracy to destroy the white race!

After all, it's not like two people of a different race could ever fall in love, right? Naw, that's impossible!

7/31/2010 3:43:48 PM



Shut the fuck up you nigger. You need to be taken out and shot in the head as well.

7/31/2010 4:20:31 PM

MUuuHAHAHAHAHA!

@#1187079


LOLUMAD?
LOLUMAD?

More RAGE!

7/31/2010 4:28:01 PM



LOL you are too easy to troll.

Stupid little nigger.

7/31/2010 5:42:28 PM
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