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#1185494
So god is in the ultraviolet spectrum?
No wait we can see that with Ultraviolet photography. Then Infra red, no wait we can see that with cameras too. Well that theory fails.
7/26/2010 3:30:49 PM
#1185495
Matante
Aah, I can't remember where this quote is from, even though I'm sure I've seen it less than a week ago. It was a jewish man answering his son's question about the same thing, but the other way around:
- If God is invisible, can he see Himself?
- God made man in His image, He sees Himself by looking at you.
I think that answer was a lot more elegant than clumsily trying to science it out.
7/26/2010 3:31:24 PM
#1185496
Doctor Whom
You fail both the Bible and physics forever.
7/26/2010 3:32:34 PM
#1185497
Huckster Sam
My my, look at all these straws. I think I shall grasp at them.
7/26/2010 3:35:35 PM
#1185499
Thinking Allowed
So much fail in such a little space.
7/26/2010 3:39:19 PM
#1185501
Eden
We have all kinds of equipment to get images outside of the normal light spectrum, yet no god anywhere
7/26/2010 3:42:52 PM
#1185502
Brianisha
well, its not fundie if youre an agnostic.
7/26/2010 3:43:29 PM
#1185503
GigaGuess
So...he's not invisible, he's just not visible...?
7/26/2010 3:43:34 PM
#1185504
Old Viking
Just because you can't see him doesn't mean he's invisible.
7/26/2010 3:44:11 PM
#1185506
feralboy12
Nice home run swing, but you whiffed.
"Invisible" sort of means you can't see him. It's pretty much the definition of the word.
"Undetectable," a good word to describe your god, does not apply to frequencies outside the visible spectrum. If you want to detect one of those, try sticking your hand in the microwave.
7/26/2010 3:44:43 PM
#1185510
Prof. Bill Hill
"who says he is invisible.. Maybe we just cannot see him.."
Therefore, he is invisible. And it's you who is doing the speculating that He is. Me and the brethren in my cult maintain that it's because He looks like a ceiling and not like a hairless ape. If you looked more like a ceiling rather than like a typical ape, I'm sure you'd prefer to be invisible too. However, it almost goes without saying, that we are very ignorant and stupid, so you shouldn't take what we say as being gospel.
7/26/2010 3:50:28 PM
#1185511
Irrisia
Wow. Science AND English fail.
7/26/2010 3:57:15 PM
#1185513
J-
Just like the Invisible Pink Unicorn:
We know she's invisible because we can't see her, but we have faith that she's pink because she says so.
Did he just make a standard atheist argument FOR the existence of the god? Really?
It's just about dinner time here, and it looks like delicious irony is on the table. And there's plenty of it. Mmmmmmm....irony.
7/26/2010 3:59:09 PM
#1185520
aaa
Why is this here? It's not front page material.
7/26/2010 4:19:25 PM
#1185522
Mudak
Or maybe there's nothing to see...
7/26/2010 4:27:27 PM
#1185524
GodotIsWaiting4U
Invisible: from the Latin "videre", meaning "to see". Definition: Unable to be seen.
Yeah, I'd say he's invisible, since we can't see him.
7/26/2010 4:33:35 PM
#1185525
pete
Since our eyes are rather limited we have developed machines that can sense virtually any wavelength of the radio spectrum. The only rational explanation is that there is nothing to see in the place the fundies would put God.
7/26/2010 4:35:05 PM
#1185526
Berny
By definition, if we can't see him he is invisible to us.
Fuck you people are stupid.
7/26/2010 4:45:18 PM
#1185527
Quantum Mechanic
"who says he is invisible.. Maybe we just cannot see him.."
*headdesk*
7/26/2010 4:45:18 PM
#1185528
shadkat
Or maybe he's just shy.
7/26/2010 4:50:10 PM
#1185530
JDC1
Am I now supposed to believe that dogs can see God?
7/26/2010 5:03:11 PM
#1185531
Reverend Jeremiah
"who says he is invisible.. Maybe we just cannot see him.."
*GASP* ...OMG...it makes so much sense now.
God isnt invisible..we just cant see him!!
7/26/2010 5:05:33 PM
#1185537
Godbuster
"who says he is invisible.. Maybe we just cannot see him.. "
Effectively making him... well... invisible... dumbass.
7/26/2010 5:20:55 PM
#1185539
Patches
Does that mean God can't see himself?
7/26/2010 5:27:59 PM
#1185540
Kat S.
I agree along with the lines of shadkat, maybe He doesn't want to be seen. Why? I don't know for sure.
7/26/2010 5:31:34 PM
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