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[Re: Muslim day at Six Flags: 9/12]

Americans are sooo easily duped!!!! Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SECOND THAT THIS IS FOR FUN, ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS!!!! Americans better wake up, or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!! Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!!

Sari, Rapture Ready 88 Comments [7/29/2010 3:39:32 AM]
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Jesus Klingon

This isn't about you.

7/29/2010 3:48:12 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

LMFAO! christ-stains hate when someone else gets that one fucking day out of 365 to have fun at a theme park without constantly worshipping jebus.

7/29/2010 3:56:54 AM

Matante

Yes, do get your head out of the oily sands, nobody invited you to Canada! (really, before you try to be witty make sure your know what your pun refers to!)

7/29/2010 4:10:39 AM



Koran teaches to lie?, Don't say in saudi Arabia if you don't want to be laughed off.

7/29/2010 4:12:58 AM



I think we are more likely (although neither is likely) to genocide the Muslims than hand them control of the country. I hate to invoke Godwin's Law this early, but this is almost exactly the same fear that the Nazi Party had.

7/29/2010 4:25:26 AM

Javascap

"Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands"

Does that mean we can leave Iraq and Afghanastan, and begin retooling an economy to be based on solar and wind power?

7/29/2010 4:41:25 AM

Kristine

"Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands"

You mean the snake oil that is your religion?

7/29/2010 5:00:47 AM

Mister Spak

"Americans are sooo easily duped!!!!"

Two terms of Dumbya prove that.

"Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!!"

Except you fundies constantly vote against breaking our addiction to oil!!!!!!

7/29/2010 5:19:18 AM



Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!!

You've never read the Bible I take it. Lots of people being slayed, lied to, adultery, fornication, gambling, drunkeness...

ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS

How so? That they are allowed to worship their god and beliefs in the same way that you or I can worship the Christian god as guaranteed by the 1st Ammendment?

we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America

Never happen. The 1st Ammendment will prevent any such thing. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

7/29/2010 5:27:18 AM

Doctor Whom

Americans are sooo easily duped!!!!

Shiny mirror is blindingly shiny.

7/29/2010 5:30:02 AM

Dr. Razark

"Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!"

Have you read your bible?

7/29/2010 6:03:26 AM

Prager

As opposed to the hideous theocracy they christofacists want to impose...

7/29/2010 6:04:32 AM

dionysus

Americans are sooo easily duped!!!!

Hey, it's assholes like you that are the easily duped ones believing in talking snakes and goats that can produce offspring with different patterns by staring at rods. Plus you guys voted for Dubbya. You're the reason people abroad seem to think all Americans are idiots. Thanks for making our country look bad, assholes.

Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!!

And the Bible teaches to kill, rape, and pillage. This is why holy books are unreliable as sources of morality.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SECOND THAT THIS IS FOR FUN, ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS!!!!

Woah, calm the fuck down! It's just an amusement park. And they have the right to celebrate any kind of day they want. Hell, they could put on a Born-again Christian Day or a Satanism Day and there isn't a damn thing we can or should do about it. And isn't not interfering with business a conservative value?

Americans better wake up, or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!!

The facepalm smiley after this sentence is actually very appropriate, but not for the reason you think it is.

Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!!

Oh? I thought you guys supported "drill baby, drill". Make up your damn minds.

7/29/2010 6:06:19 AM

JohnTheAtheist

The Koran is baseless, just like the bible. If you could truly understand why you dismiss the Koran and Islam out of hand you would understand why I dismiss all religions.

Also, you are really fucking stupid.

7/29/2010 6:12:22 AM

Mudak

The United Muslim States of America can't be any worse than the perceived United Christian States of America you want to impose.

7/29/2010 6:13:11 AM



Radical Islam doesn't outright dupe people, it starts blowing shit up whenever someone disagrees with their opoinion.

Your religion is pretty much the same, christianity didn't have the fortunate surrounding to evolve into a passively-agressive religion.

7/29/2010 6:14:48 AM


7/29/2010 6:20:09 AM

TGRwulf

Acknowledging(sp?) a portin of your customer base by comitting a day of your bussiness to them is a way for Six Flags to make some extra profit. NOTHING MORE!

And how does what an amusment park is doing make us close to handing over the country to a certain religion? That's some serious mental gymnastics.

7/29/2010 6:24:25 AM

Starscream

Yes, you've figured it all out. This is actually a highly sophisticated plot by Islam to take over the USA, one theme park at a time. You should mobilise straight away to counter this terrible plan to ride rollercoasters and eat expensive candy in the name of Allah.

I'd go to the CIA/FBI if I were you, and tell them. Oh, and make sure you record the phone call and put it on the Internet. Should be good for a laugh.

7/29/2010 6:31:31 AM



Wait, muslim day at Six Flags... In September?


7/29/2010 6:34:28 AM

aaa

Oh noes! A corporation appeals to some of their customers!

7/29/2010 6:36:23 AM

JSS

"Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!!"

Unlike our Holy Bible...

7/29/2010 6:38:37 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!!"

The Koran is based on the Bible so why is this a surprise?

7/29/2010 6:44:47 AM

Horsefeathers

"Americans are sooo easily duped!!!!"

Some. Though that could be said about a good portion of any people anywhere. How do you think religions got started and then propagated or the least competent people possible get elected to positions they have no business being in?

"Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!!"

I see you're another NT only Christian. Try reading the rest of your Wholly Babble. Pay particular attention to the rules and consequences laid out in Leviticus.

"I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SECOND THAT THIS IS FOR FUN, ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS!!!!"

Yes, yes. Anything anyone anywhere does that you don't happen to approve of is a "slap in the face to Americans".

You've been watching Fox too much. Likely Beck by the sound of it.

"Americans better wake up, or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!!"

Why when we're not even the United Christian States of America despite the fact that you are all, by far, the majority religion?

"Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!!"

You should try removing your head from your ass.

7/29/2010 6:57:42 AM

Mr. Creazil

More proof for my theory that the number of smileys in a post is inversely proportional to the poster's intelligence.

7/29/2010 7:00:28 AM
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