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[Re: Muslim day at Six Flags: 9/12]

Americans are sooo easily duped!!!! Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SECOND THAT THIS IS FOR FUN, ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS!!!! Americans better wake up, or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!! Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!!

Sari, Rapture Ready 88 Comments [7/29/2010 3:39:32 AM]
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Tolpuddle Martyr



Room full of not so easily duped Americans according to Sari.

7/29/2010 1:55:18 PM

DevilsChaplain

_____Muslims Eat at Public Restaurants______

How can the owners tolerate this? They're only going there to EAT UP ALL THE NON-PORK MEALS! It instructs them to do that in th KORAN! I know because I heard it on FOX NEWS!

______Muslim Students Attend Public Schools____

[i]Shameful. Don't believe for ONE SECOND that they're attending those schools to LEARN! All Muslim students learn in MADRASSAS! They attend these schools in order to FORCE THEIR WAY OF LIFE ON THE CHRISTIAN MAJORITY! The Koran instructs them to do so!!!

_________Muslims Breathe Oxygen________________

Americans are so gullible!!! Muslims are simply robbing us of our oxygen and then LYING TO US ABOUT IT AS THEY ARE TAUGHT TO DO IN THE KORAN! Muslims breath methane through their gills...I heard it from GLENN BECK!!!

7/29/2010 2:31:40 PM



Why do they have to have ANY special religious day at all? Do they have "Baptist Only" day or "Catholic Day"? Why can't the Muslims just try to fit in with everyone else?

7/29/2010 3:24:36 PM

TheJebusFire

Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!!

But the killings and lieing in the bible are perfect moral values.


7/29/2010 4:29:27 PM



@#1186623:

I think it has to do with Eid celebrations. A group of Muslims probably approached Six Flags about whether they could celebrate it there and Six Flags joined in and said ok because attracting customers is what businesses do. Nothing wrong with it. Im sure lots of theme parks have Christmas themes as well during that time of year.

7/29/2010 5:11:41 PM

shadkat

Oh noes, not Six Flags! How dare they?

7/29/2010 5:16:15 PM



It's true, I answered the door today and the six flags old guy just went up an slapped me in the face, then he danced off.

7/29/2010 5:31:52 PM

Brenz

You know, if anything good at all has come out of 9/11, it's that a lot of people and organizations are trying harder to bridge the gap and acknowledge decent, ordinary folk who happen to be Muslim just to counter this kind of idiocy (on both sides).

7/29/2010 6:45:49 PM

dionysus

@DevilsChaplain- lol

7/29/2010 8:16:14 PM

Michael the Christian

(Note: The following is a parody)

DevilsChaplain, I agree It's sad to see what used to be a great Christian nation be taken over by the Muslim influence However, that's just a sign that we'll all be soon and all those Muslims will suffer under the tribulation and burn in hell for all eternity!

7/29/2010 8:29:10 PM

Snore

It would actually be wonderful if anyone like Sari woke up and grabbed a brain...

7/29/2010 8:52:53 PM

Neith

DevilsChaplain and Michael the Christian

7/29/2010 9:20:53 PM

Panz

I know you're gonna deny it, but, you realize the Quran and Bible stem from the same religion and are pretty much the same damned thing, right?

Your bible has quite a few passages that calls people to kill, ok to rape, and beating slaves, let alone having slaves, is a-ok

7/29/2010 11:55:29 PM



Why is someone hosting a Muslim Day? Will there be Buddhist Days, Christian Days, and Norse Pagan Days, too?

7/30/2010 1:31:50 AM

Wozza

At least someone on RR has a sense of humour, even if they are still retarded:

John Boland wrote:
"I hope they have trouble parking, their kids are acting like brats, they have to pay $6.50 for a small Coke, they get nauseous on the rides, and get sunburned."

Makes a refreshing change from "death to everyone who does not think/look/act like me"

7/30/2010 2:53:43 AM

John_in_Oz

Americans better wake up, or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!!

That's our cunning plan, bwa-hah-hah-hah!

7/30/2010 2:54:56 AM

Canadia

I want Pastafarian days at Six Flags.

Free pasta, and coasters to vomit it out on.

7/30/2010 5:37:11 AM



@#1186718:

Its called a "business". And someone in the thread, quite amazingly, has found a host of other days that Six Flags hosts. So stop asking these stupid questions.

7/30/2010 6:14:40 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Americans are sooo easily duped!!!!"

You Ruptured Retardians? Certainly. Not only the fact that a 'God' doesn't exist, but the notion that your J-man will come and suck you off. A notion that is extra-Biblical (purely a mid-19th Century invention; the word 'Rapture never appears in the Bible), and therefore heresy. Do I have to remind you of Revelation 22:18? (emphasis added):

Revelation 22:18 (KJV): 'For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:'

"Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SECOND THAT THIS IS FOR FUN, ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS!!!!"

Right-wing Fundamentalists believe in the Bible, yet despite what the Bible teaches, said fundies, i.e. you still kill (George Dumbya Bush: Iraq, Afghanistan. Timothy McVeigh: Oklahoma City. Scott Roeder: George Tiller), lie (Jim Bakker, embezzling PTL 'pledge' funds. Jimmy Swaggart, being married but committing adultery, Ted Faggard, lying about being heterosexual, when he was actually homosexual; the list goes on), and generaly speak, act & think in a definitely un-Christian way.

"Americans better wake up"

They did, from the eight-year nightmare that was George Dumbya Bush, thus Barack Obama was elected & is now in the White House.

7/30/2010 6:48:10 AM

Anon-e-moose

(Part the Deux):

"or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!!"

There's more Muslim citizens/immigrants in the US than here in the UK. And despite what some claim, this country hasn't become the 'United Caliphate', nor 'Britanistan'. A question: Does America have 'Sharia Law'? If you can answer that the only way possible, you've just destroyed your own argument. PROTIP: Fox News is not the [i]only[/b] news provider out there. Try watching BBC News, and reading Reiters, it won't kill you.

"Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!!"

For once, I entirely agree* with a right-wing Fundamentalist Christian. If you lardarse blubberbag fundies** surgically removed yourselves from those invalid vehicles you call SUVs; certainly went 'cold turkey' from your addiction to fossil fuels, and demanded that General Motors immediately start mass-production of their Hydrogen Fuel-cell-powered Hy-Wire cars (and lobbied Congress that laws be passed to make all vehicles be converted to run on hydrogen fuel cells), then you & your country wouldn't be under the thumb, fuel-wise, of the Middle East countries. Which are Muslim. Including Saudi Arabia, whose arses your God Emperor Dumbya had to kiss for eight years. King Abdullah has you & your country by the balls.

*- (Reuters (Rome): Pope Benedict XVI reveals he has converted to Islam. (USA): Astronomers say that the sun rose in the west today, for no discernible reason. (London, UK): Witnesses reported a bear entering the toilets at Waterloo railway station)

**- I have a bicycle, which I use to get to & from work. Also, for the pure joy of riding (20 miles is infinitely better than any drug). Thus I stay healthy. Infinitely cheaper than a car, too. I'm an Atheist.

PS- Time to break out my anti-RR smiley:



>:D

7/30/2010 6:48:58 AM

vaguelyhumanoid

Have you even READ the Koran?
Also, what's with the stereotypical Asian laughing smiley?

7/30/2010 11:30:43 AM



I just want to point out that the bible is VERY similar to the Koran. Just saying.

7/30/2010 11:51:32 AM

DinosaurRidinJeebus

I fucking hate these people so much. Religion in government is fine as long as it is theirs. But no one else gets free speech.

P.S. The bible says kill people too...maybe you guys should actually read your book so you don't look so stupid.

7/30/2010 1:29:25 PM

breakerslion

@ DinosaurRidinJeebus

Shhhhh! If they actually read it, they might start killing people! ;-)

7/30/2010 1:39:26 PM

solomongrundy

I sense Jereboam is going to have the banhammer brought down on him. Rational thought is a bannable offence on RR!

Jereboam is already a non-person, there's no sign of him ever having posted.

7/30/2010 9:44:40 PM
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