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[Re: Muslim day at Six Flags: 9/12]

Americans are sooo easily duped!!!! image Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SECOND THAT THIS IS FOR FUN, ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS!!!! image Americans better wake up, or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!! image Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!! image

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old comment by dionysus

Americans are sooo easily duped!!!!

Hey, it's assholes like you that are the easily duped ones believing in talking snakes and goats that can produce offspring with different patterns by staring at rods. Plus you guys voted for Dubbya. You're the reason people abroad seem to think all Americans are idiots. Thanks for making our country look bad, assholes.

Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!!

And the Bible teaches to kill, rape, and pillage. This is why holy books are unreliable as sources of morality.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SECOND THAT THIS IS FOR FUN, ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS!!!!

Woah, calm the fuck down! It's just an amusement park. And they have the right to celebrate any kind of day they want. Hell, they could put on a Born-again Christian Day or a Satanism Day and there isn't a damn thing we can or should do about it. And isn't not interfering with business a conservative value?

Americans better wake up, or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!!

The facepalm smiley after this sentence is actually very appropriate, but not for the reason you think it is.

Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!!

Oh? I thought you guys supported "drill baby, drill". Make up your damn minds.

old comment by Horsefeathers

"Americans are sooo easily duped!!!!"

Some. Though that could be said about a good portion of any people anywhere. How do you think religions got started and then propagated or the least competent people possible get elected to positions they have no business being in?

"Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!!"

I see you're another NT only Christian. Try reading the rest of your Wholly Babble. Pay particular attention to the rules and consequences laid out in Leviticus.

"I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SECOND THAT THIS IS FOR FUN, ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS!!!!"

Yes, yes. Anything anyone anywhere does that you don't happen to approve of is a "slap in the face to Americans".

You've been watching Fox too much. Likely Beck by the sound of it.

"Americans better wake up, or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!!"

Why when we're not even the United Christian States of America despite the fact that you are all, by far, the majority religion?

"Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!!"

You should try removing your head from your ass.

old comment by Wozza

When i first saw this I did think the date was at the very best an unfortunate choice, and at worst evidence of ill-will.

Happily, there are at least a couple of sensible people on RR who chiped in some relevant information:

BoGo:
"September 10th is the end of Ramadan.

My question is, why are they going to an amusement park? The Ayatollah Khomeini said "There is no fun in Islam.""

Jereboam:
"Eid, the festival that celebrates the end of Ramadan, lasts for three days and is a typically joyous celebration. Families get together, kids get gifts, etc. etc. It's a shame that it falls during the September 11th attacks, but it's not their fault that it did, it's based on the lunar calendar."

Wiki link verifying dates:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eid_ul-Fitr#In_the_Gregorian_calendar

Kudos are due to BoGo & Jereboam.

old comment by emau99

Americans are sooo easily duped!!!!

Some more than others, it would appear.

Muslims believe in the Koran

Well, they are Muslims, so...yeah, they probably do.

Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!!

Care to provide a citation?

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SECOND THAT THIS IS FOR FUN

Yeah, Six Flags isn't exactly known for its festive atmosph...hey, wait a minute!

ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS!!!!

Only to those Americans that would blame all Muslims for 9/11. The rest of us don't seem to have a problem with it.

Americans better wake up, or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!!

Hyperbole.

Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!!

The only oily sand in the US is along the gulf coast--and Islam has nothing to do with how it got there.

old comment by Pule Thamex

Sari, surely the day is coming when your head will be lifted way high out the sands, whether they be oilly or not, and it won't be Muslims that you'll be looking down on. You'll be looking down at the dwindling sight of atheists, satanists, Liberals, homos, feminists and black presidents looking up at you and the rest of your naked chums. Apparently, you are going to die next May 21st, according to an expert in Biblical matters, and will be partaking in an aerial dance of the dead. Will there be any time for the aforementioned atheists and satanists etc to convert to Islam? This time, it looks like I needn't say soon in the Rapture Ready meaning of the word, because the Whooshfest is happening next year and not never. Apparently.

old comment by Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.

"The Qur'an speaks well of the relationship it has with former books (the Torah and the Gospel) and attributes their similarities to their unique origin and saying all of them have been revealed by the one God.[103]

According to Sahih Bukhari, the Quran was recited among Levantines and Iraqis, and discussed by Christians and Jews before it was standardized.[104] Its language was similar to the Syriac language. The Qur'an recounts stories of many of the people and events recounted in Jewish and Christian sacred books (Tanakh, Bible) and devotional literature (Apocrypha, Midrash), although it differs in many details. Adam, Enoch, Noah, Eber, Shelah, Abraham, Lot, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Job, Jethro, David, Solomon, Elijah, Elisha, Jonah, Aaron, Moses, Zechariah, John the Baptist, and Jesus are mentioned in the Qur’an as prophets of God (see Prophets of Islam). Muslims believe the common elements or resemblances between the Bible and other Jewish and Christian writings and Islamic dispensations is due to their common divine source, and that the original Christian or Jewish texts were authentic divine revelations given to prophets.

Muslims believe that those texts were neglected, corrupted (tahrif) or altered in time by the Jews and Christians and have been replaced by God's final and perfect revelation, which is the Qur'an."

-Wikipedia on the Koran.
(to be continued)

old comment by Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.

Part 2:

The Bible (the parts fundies always like to ignore):
Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Witches

You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents

1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Death for Fornication

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

old comment by Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.

Part 3:

Kill Nonbelievers

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

Kill False Prophets

If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, "You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord." When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through. (Zechariah 13:3 NAB)

Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God

Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. "The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him." (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

old comment by DevilsChaplain

_____Muslims Eat at Public Restaurants______

image How can the owners tolerate this? They're only going there to EAT UP ALL THE NON-PORK MEALS! It instructs them to do that in th KORAN! I know because I heard it on FOX NEWS!

______Muslim Students Attend Public Schools____

image Shameful. Don't believe for ONE SECOND that they're attending those schools to LEARN! All Muslim students learn in MADRASSAS! They attend these schools in order to FORCE THEIR WAY OF LIFE ON THE CHRISTIAN MAJORITY! The Koran instructs them to do so!!!image

_________Muslims Breathe Oxygen________________

imageAmericans are so gullible!!! Muslims are simply robbing us of our oxygen and then LYING TO US ABOUT IT AS THEY ARE TAUGHT TO DO IN THE KORAN! Muslims breath methane through their gills...I heard it from GLENN BECK!!!

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Americans are sooo easily duped!!!!"

You Ruptured Retardians? Certainly. Not only the fact that a 'God' doesn't exist, but the notion that your J-man will come and suck you off. A notion that is extra-Biblical (purely a mid-19th Century invention; the word 'Rapture never appears in the Bible), and therefore heresy. Do I have to remind you of Revelation 22:18? (emphasis added):

Revelation 22:18 (KJV): 'For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:'

"Muslims believe in the Koran, Koran teaches to kill, to lie, etc!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE SECOND THAT THIS IS FOR FUN, ITS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO AMERICANS!!!!"

Right-wing Fundamentalists believe in the Bible, yet despite what the Bible teaches, said fundies, i.e. you still kill (George Dumbya Bush: Iraq, Afghanistan. Timothy McVeigh: Oklahoma City. Scott Roeder: George Tiller), lie (Jim Bakker, embezzling PTL 'pledge' funds. Jimmy Swaggart, being married but committing adultery, Ted Faggard, lying about being heterosexual, when he was actually homosexual; the list goes on), and generaly speak, act & think in a definitely un-Christian way.

"Americans better wake up"

They did, from the eight-year nightmare that was George Dumbya Bush, thus Barack Obama was elected & is now in the White House.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

(Part the Deux):

"or one day, we will wake up to The United Muslim States Of America!!!!"

There's more Muslim citizens/immigrants in the US than here in the UK. And despite what some claim, this country hasn't become the 'United Caliphate', nor 'Britanistan'. A question: Does America have 'Sharia Law'? If you can answer that the only way possible, you've just destroyed your own argument. PROTIP: Fox News is not the only news provider out there. Try watching BBC News, and reading Reiters, it won't kill you.

"Its time to get your heads out of the oilly sands!!!!"

For once, I entirely agree* with a right-wing Fundamentalist Christian. If you lardarse blubberbag fundies** surgically removed yourselves from those invalid vehicles you call SUVs; certainly went 'cold turkey' from your addiction to fossil fuels, and demanded that General Motors immediately start mass-production of their Hydrogen Fuel-cell-powered Hy-Wire cars (and lobbied Congress that laws be passed to make all vehicles be converted to run on hydrogen fuel cells), then you & your country wouldn't be under the thumb, fuel-wise, of the Middle East countries. Which are Muslim. Including Saudi Arabia, whose arses your God Emperor Dumbya had to kiss for eight years. King Abdullah has you & your country by the balls.

*- (Reuters (Rome): Pope Benedict XVI reveals he has converted to Islam. (USA): Astronomers say that the sun rose in the west today, for no discernible reason. (London, UK): Witnesses reported a bear entering the toilets at Waterloo railway station)

**- I have a bicycle, which I use to get to & from work. Also, for the pure joy of riding (20 miles is infinitely better than any drug). Thus I stay healthy. Infinitely cheaper than a car, too. I'm an Atheist.

PS- Time to break out my anti-RR smiley:

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>:D

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