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Do you think I believe in what I believe simply because I'm told by other people? No human has ever influenced what I believe. God exists.. I know this, but God is too wise to allow me to present evidence for it.

Visionary7, Internet Infidels 26 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Joe

Well, isn't that convenient..

12/28/2006 12:28:32 PM

TeabagSalad

Erm...no you still have you prove what you say is true!

And I'm willing to bet that you were either brainwashed by your parents or someone on TV!

12/28/2006 12:40:55 PM

szenah

You were raised by wolves?

12/28/2006 12:46:55 PM

Eric the Blue

Where is the picture of Spock saying \"Circular logic\"?

Horn-nosed skutes exists.. I know this, but horn-nosed skutes are too wise to allow me to present evidence for it.

12/28/2006 1:17:53 PM

David D.G.

\"I know this, but God is too wise to allow me to present evidence for it.\"

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present this statement as ironclad evidence of Visionary7's mental illness.


~David D.G.

12/28/2006 2:59:53 PM

Doctor Whom

Yeah, sure, no human has ever influenced what you believe. That's why your faith is evenly distributed across the globe instead of being concentrated in certain societies.

12/28/2006 5:52:55 PM

The Jamo

Wow. You really thought this through, haven't you?

1/26/2007 2:37:14 AM

BurntBush

Ah, yeah.

1/26/2007 2:44:05 AM

Robbie

So ... much ... can't ... type ... losing ... consciousness ... uggghghg

6/7/2007 12:48:02 PM

Matty The Red

Ow...brain tumor imminent...

The FSM exists. I know this, but the FSM is to wise to allow me to present evidence for it.

6/7/2007 12:53:18 PM

Bigg

No bank has ever influenced what i believe.
BILLIONS of dollars exist in my bank account.
I know this,but the banks are too wise to present evidence for it.
(Big Brother is watching out for me,id probably spend it all to help those i know in need,or help spread joy)
Ok maybe thats a stretch,but it still sounds smarter than what visionary said.

6/8/2007 1:11:11 AM

Brian X

Well, he's right, you know. Have you seen any Babel fish lately? No, I thought not.

6/8/2007 1:16:30 AM

Tactics

MMmmmmmkay?
Next.

6/8/2007 2:08:01 AM

Redhunter

Brainwashed people usually don't know that they've been brainwashed, see. Otherwise it sort of doens't work. Yah.

No human has ever influenced what I believe.


That has to be one of the biggest lies you have ever told in your whole life. No sibling, parent, teacher, preacher, aunt, uncle, grandparent, neighbor, friend, roommate, busdriver, doctor, politician or cop has ever influenced what you believe?

What, you were raised by wolves?

6/8/2007 2:16:19 AM

Redhunter

Dammit szenah beat me to it!

Okay then, 'What were you, raised by Hedgehogs'? (hedgehogs are funny)

6/8/2007 2:17:54 AM

Freboy

Round and round the logic goes. Round and round again.

6/8/2007 3:26:07 AM

LadyDeath

"No human has ever influenced what I believe."

What about the man you listen to at church once a week.

1/18/2008 4:40:35 AM

Comicartist

Well that made perfect sense. Truly not having any evidence of his existance is the ultimate token of his wisdom.

3/2/2008 9:47:38 PM



yeah, and i was too BRAVE to go to Vietnam.

10/25/2009 9:27:52 AM

Caustic Gnostic

The Monster Under My Bed exists.. I know this, but The Monster Under My Bed is too wise to allow me to present evidence for it.

Fixed.

10/25/2009 1:24:57 PM

/)ø(/à

Guys remember that chick from 'The Fog'
Thats total her/him

Could totally see some old lady beaming him/her with a can of peas. :)

10/25/2009 1:33:34 PM

thatoneguy

BIGFOOT is too wise to leave concrete evidence.
LOCKNESS MONSTER is too wise to leave concrete evidence.
JERSEY DEVIL is too wise to leave concrete evidence.
YOUR SANITY was too wise to take up residence in your skull.

8/30/2011 11:33:12 AM

whatever

"God exists.. I know this, but God is too wise to allow me to present evidence for it."

Doesn't sound much like the kind of wisdom I'm used to.

11/26/2011 10:29:52 AM

Dr.Shrinker

So you can't give a convincing testimony. Your god picked a loser to handle its PR for it.

Doesn't sound very wise to me

11/26/2011 10:33:10 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Do you think I believe in what I believe simply because I'm told by other people? No human has ever influenced what I believe. God exists.. I know this, but God is too wise to allow me to present evidence for it."

Your pastors have taught you well. The Dark Side is strong with you.

[/Sith]

And only Sith deal in absolutes. I'm self-taught, when it comes to computers. Does that mean I can therefore 'heal' people and 'cast out demons', pray tell...?

(emphasis added):

'Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.'

-Han Solo (Harrison Ford), "Star Wars ep. IV"

@ Dr.Shrinker

"So you can't give a convincing testimony. Your god picked a loser to handle its PR for it."

As a comedian once said (emphasis added): 'If God is the most powerful being in the universe, why does he need a bunch of bozos to do his P.R.?'

Surely by actually appearing to the entire world at once, wouldn't that strengthen religious belief as a whole? But then as for religious clergy/preachers/pastors, however, there's the rub indeed. 'Pharisees, and all that jazz...!

11/26/2011 2:45:28 PM
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