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NO!!!!!!!! that is absoulutly 100% wrong and false, that is a lie. I assure you, Jesus DID NOT have sex with Mary Magdeline or marry her. If he did, we would have 'contradictions' in the Bible and the Bible would be 100% false. Its a myth. That means Jesus would be a liar and wouldnt be all that he says he is. Thats crap that the Mormons believe (and i think JW? not sure-) dont believe in that lie hommee!!!

JesusFreakGuy, POD Warrior Forum 15 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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LOLWUT

Contradictions? Why, they're already there, my lad!

12/18/2007 6:08:44 AM

Thejebusfire

Its a myth.
The entire bible is pretty much a myth.

8/31/2008 4:46:52 AM

Katsuro

Why would Jesus having sex with her make the Bible 100% false and make Jesus a liar? I don't remember Jesus or the Bible claiming Jesus DIDN'T sleep with her, or anyone else.

So what if he did? He was human afterall.

8/31/2008 8:19:32 AM

Michael

So instead he lived in the woods with 12 guys which by todays' "standards" would mean he was also gay.
Get something straight, my job of the lastt 56 years has been translating ancient texts and symbols, plus I'm a recognised authority worldwide on this subject, and is why I have been an atheist for the last 22 years. The previous 51 years being a brainwashed christian.
They printed what they WANTED you to see, not what actually occurred.

8/31/2008 9:41:47 AM



What's a hommee?

8/31/2008 1:43:59 PM

BRL625

''If he did, we would have 'contradictions' in the Bible and the Bible would be 100% false''

You mean there are no contradictions in the bible, and it isn't 100% false? News to me

8/31/2008 4:00:47 PM

BCD

Chad Warren don't believe in that lie!

8/31/2008 4:07:30 PM

Saika

Wrong AND false...

9/13/2008 4:07:55 AM

JSS

"If he did, we would have 'contradictions' in the Bible..."

*facepalm*

12/28/2009 6:50:32 PM

Kilted_Kaboodle

It's already 100% false hommee!!!

1/22/2010 7:55:18 AM

Swede

As there are already loads of contradictions in there (did God create the animals first, and then Adam, or Adam first and then the animals?) and you still say it's 100% correct. One more contradiction will not change that, surely.

Btw, where does it say that Jesus died a virgin, or that he did NOT "know her". She certainly behaved like a grieving wife/widow at the crucifixion and burial of Jesus.

It's sad that these people don't understand that it would be MORE believable if the different books in the Bible were to be seen as just that; different people's version of what happened, not the inspired Word of God. We humans do errors all the time, we don't remember correctly, we spell wrong, we forget things. Almost all contradictions can be contributed to this. But if there is a divine perfect being behind it all, there should be continuity all over, and no contradictions whatsoever. Or God is bipolar, but that's hardly "perfect".

1/22/2010 8:26:14 AM

J.T.

If he did, we would have 'contradictions' in the Bible
Too late.

2/11/2010 8:21:31 PM

caustic gnostic

According to my sources, Jesus and Mary Magdalene were inseparable between Galilee and the time of his arrest in Jerusalem. She reportedly saw to all of his needs.

Also, Simon Peter and Philip, misogynists both, were jealous of all the attention Mary was getting.

2/11/2010 9:08:27 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Jesus DID NOT have sex with Mary Magdeline or marry her"

Yup, he never even existed.

8/31/2013 2:12:42 PM

Philbert McAdamia

>> If he did, we would have 'contradictions' in the Bible and the Bible would be 100% false. <<

Uh...got a bit of a news flash for ya, there, JF. You ought to try reading that piece of shit sometime.

8/31/2013 8:48:03 PM
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