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Serial killers, government tyrants, academic liberals, Catholic priests, politicians, Mormon Church higher-ups, Jewish rabbis, environmental extremists, communists, religious heretics, mass murderers, occultists, spies, and the Illuminati share something hideous and grotesque in common. Almost all are homo-sexual. Worse, most of the sick-minded men who comprise these demented social groups are not only homosexual, they practice the most kinky and perverted forms of sexual licentiousness-pedophilia, satanic bondage, physical torture, bisexuality, transvestitism, and even bestiality.

Rev. Louis P. Sheldon, Homosexuality is a Sin! 106 Comments [7/30/2010 4:24:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Ian
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taite

i like the progression...pedophilia and torture come before bisexuality and transvestitism [sic]

oh no, someone wears clothes that don't fit into the narrow accepted social norm!

7/30/2010 6:39:44 PM

emau99

Crackpot.

That's all this drooling idiot deserves. Anything more is a waste of brainpower.

7/30/2010 6:48:57 PM

Jesus Klingon

If this were anybody else, I'd call poe.


7/30/2010 7:07:09 PM

TGRwulf

Mmm, sounds kinky.

7/30/2010 7:12:22 PM

Sasha

But what about women? We can be just as sick-minded as men! Bring on the satanic bondage transvestites!

7/30/2010 7:30:03 PM

Kat S.

I was thinking that this could be a poe until I saw the link, and it links to Jesus-is-Savior.com.

David Stewart is crazy and will only believe and post stuff on his website that will fall in line with his own twisted beliefs.

7/30/2010 7:32:35 PM

Hive

Seriously, do you honestly thing the only people committing "sodomy" (which includes oral in my dictionary) are homosexuals??? Considering the fact that there are vastly more straight people than gay people, the ones committing this "sin" the most are straight people. Let us know how that works out for you.

7/30/2010 7:34:29 PM

Leliel

Did he just say "Jewish rabbis" and "Illuminati" in the same breath?

I think we have a TRIFECTA!

Ben, tell him what he's won!

7/30/2010 8:09:59 PM

The Lazy One

LOL, that is the most random list of "Evil people" ever... putting academic liberals, politicians, and religious heretics with serial killers, mass murderers and the Illuminati? Damn man, get your evil groups straight!

7/30/2010 8:18:09 PM

Vince

After all the shit I was going to yell at you one thing derailed me. How the FUCK is being bisexual worse than being gay? What can possibly make you think that being half straight is more perverted than full out gay?

7/30/2010 8:38:09 PM

Rat of Steel

(Vince)
"How the FUCK is being bisexual worse than being gay?"


Simple, really. Homosexuals are only committing sexual sins with approximately HALF the human race. Bisexuals screw people of either gender; therefore, more sinful.

...or so I think. My "Fundie to English" translator is getting buggy lately, so I could be mistaken. Methinks I need to download the latest version of that software. *smirk*

7/30/2010 9:07:26 PM

666USA

the most kinky and perverted forms of sexual licentiousness-pedophilia... bisexuality...

Did you seriously put me in the same group as pedophiles? I hope you rot you stupid asshole.

7/30/2010 9:10:57 PM

Lotus-thing

...If a person is bi, they're not gay. They're bi.

The rest of this is just...Well, okay, I've had a rough day and my brain is a bit fried, so that's probably why I'm not able to think up an appropriate adjective. But the adjective exists.

Oh yes. The rest of this is just stupid.

7/30/2010 9:16:38 PM

Graveluster

Dear Reverend Sheldon + All the People Behind Jesus-is-Savior:

Get laid.

Signed,
The Rest of the World

7/30/2010 9:38:34 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

Sounds like everyone who isn't Louis P. Sheldon is a vile sinner.

Can anyone tell me the difference between Satanic Bondage and Regular Bondage?

7/30/2010 9:44:12 PM

Shadow Phoenix

I know a liberal academic transvestite. He is straight and does not bind little kids with Satanic power while a hedgehog gets tortured by a bisexual serial killer rabbi.

Seriously, this sounds like a shopping list for Kinky Dungeon Roleplay Nite disguised as a quote.

7/30/2010 9:48:27 PM

Gyeong Hwa Pak

1.Pedophilia and bestiality cannot be consented towards, and thus wrong. A homosexual relation can be consented towards. See the difference. Oh wait no you don't since your religion couldn't give squat about consent.
2. Communist nations have always treated homosexual negatively. Do you really think gays are prancing around in North Korea?
3. Many dictators were/are Christians.
4. So are mass murders.
5. So are serial killers. And many of them kill women after raping them. Not very gay afterall.

7/30/2010 9:53:17 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

POE!!!! I CALL POE!!!

7/30/2010 9:59:35 PM



I wonder how has the world reproduced, according to this guy´s standards.

7/30/2010 10:03:33 PM

Saint Mango

Wow, that really is a lot of perversion floating around out thar! Good thing I am not a man/child/barnyard animal!

Wait...this means the only person left to have sex with is Rev. Louis P. Sheldon. *swallows cyanide pill* Hhhhcccckkkkhhh...

7/30/2010 11:09:04 PM

Orion

I didn't realise government tyrants, politicians, mass murderers and spies were social groups.

7/31/2010 12:23:54 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Wow. I didn't realize so many powerful people are gay. Why do they let the world hate them if they've got so much control?

Also, spies are gay? What? The Scout's Mom has evidence to the contrary.



"So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the SECOND worst thing that happens to you today!"

7/31/2010 12:26:35 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

And people with two feet, don't forget people with two feet!

7/31/2010 1:18:18 AM

Dave

Someones in denial.

7/31/2010 1:33:39 AM



Percy Q. Shunn: you mean communists, communists and religious heretics/catholic priests.

Also, he forgot nazis and Freemasons. Or maybe he thinks those are communists and Illuminati respectively.

7/31/2010 1:38:36 AM
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