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Serial killers, government tyrants, academic liberals, Catholic priests, politicians, Mormon Church higher-ups, Jewish rabbis, environmental extremists, communists, religious heretics, mass murderers, occultists, spies, and the Illuminati share something hideous and grotesque in common. Almost all are homo-sexual. Worse, most of the sick-minded men who comprise these demented social groups are not only homosexual, they practice the most kinky and perverted forms of sexual licentiousness-pedophilia, satanic bondage, physical torture, bisexuality, transvestitism, and even bestiality.

Rev. Louis P. Sheldon, Homosexuality is a Sin! 106 Comments [7/30/2010 4:24:44 PM]
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Xotan

Do we have trifecta here?

- conspiracy theory
- racism
- fundie - he is a Rev.

The wonder is that Rev (huh?) Sheldon knows so much information that is not generally available to the rest of us. Makes me think it could be possible he is part of the conspiracy he is condemning.

But no matter if he is not. The whole diatribe is just barking mad. I would reckon he's not feeling too well...

7/31/2010 1:42:03 AM

Mihangel apYrs

Oh dear this man is a psychotic conspiracy theorist. EVERYBODY except his small clique of godbotherers appear to spend all their time sodomising little boys or each other.

The amount of libel in the first page would get him bankrupted in the UK

7/31/2010 2:10:19 AM

Priestling

@ Rat: room for one more?

@ slim: pentagrams. It's always pentagrams with these dinks. That's the only difference with them.

7/31/2010 2:16:39 AM

LDM

@ Alencon

Any idiot can call themselves a Reverend. My brother got himself ordained in college through the mail, answering an ad in the back of a magazine.

7/31/2010 2:31:35 AM

Murdin

The whole page is... hilarious. That's firmly into so-bad-it's-good territory ; waaaay too ridiculous to be scary. Heck, they even have a copy of the homosexual agenda !

"Please understand that the intent of this article is NOT to condemn homosexuals; but rather, to take a Biblical stand against the Homosexual Agenda. The Bible condemns all humanity as guilty, dirty, rotten, hell-deserving sinners (Romans 3:10-23; 6:23). Thankfully, Jesus came to SAVE SINNERS!"

Oooooh yes, I'm a guilty, dirty, rotten, hell-deserving sinner. Come, Jesus, come ! Come to save me as I came to you !

"Worse, most of the sick-minded men who comprise these demented social groups are not only homosexual, they practice the most kinky and perverted forms of sexual licentiousness-pedophilia, satanic bondage, physical torture, bisexuality, transvestitism, and even bestiality."

_ Pedophilia, and even bestiality.
_ Bisexuality is now a sexual act. Apparently done by homosexuals.
_ Transvestitism. Like transvestism, only with more tits.
_ Does satanic bondange involve tentacled demons ?

7/31/2010 2:39:11 AM

Murdin

"If you doubt this, I invite you to consider the wicked lives of some of these moral degenerates—men like Lenin, Mussolini, Hitler, Marx, Jim Jones, Alfred Kinsey, Michael Jackson, Jacques DeMolay, Bill Clinton, Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Mick Jagger, Aleister Crowley, Hubert Humphrey, Paul Tsongas, Martin Luther King, Mario Cuomo, Rudy Giuliani, Jeffrey Dahmer, Richard Speck, and John Wayne Gacy.

Civil rights is one thing, sinful rights is another."

Doublethink is doubleplusgood.

"Almost all active Democratic Party political professionals are bisexual and gay."

At the same time ? How do they do that ?

"The ADL, ACLU, and Southern Poverty Law Center are Jewish organizations noted both for their antichrist liberal views and the perverted sexual orientation of some of their leaders."

That's a threefer in one sentence.

"Will Hillary be the first female president? Many think so. If so, will she announce to the world that she is a homosexual lesbian after securing the Office of President?"

HILLARY CLINTON IS A HOMOSEXUAL LESBIAN !

7/31/2010 2:39:54 AM



The homophobe rule!

(Seriously there should be a theme tune that plays everytime we see this.)

The people who claim to hate homosexuality the most are the ones that think about it the most and any other sexual practices they 'hate'. Often in the most vivid detail.

7/31/2010 4:03:46 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Serial killers, government tyrants, academic liberals, Catholic priests, politicians, Mormon Church higher-ups, Jewish rabbis, environmental extremists, communists, religious heretics, mass murderers, occultists, spies, and the Illuminati share something hideous and grotesque in common: The human genome.

Fixed. =3

7/31/2010 4:06:13 AM

Cy

Sick minded men? Does that mean the female serial killers, government tyrants, academic liberals etc. etc. are all only having heterosexual sex in marriage in the missionary position, or that Rev. Sheldon has forgotten that women have independent existence outside of being the Proper God-Sanctioned Receptacle of the Sacred Sperm?

7/31/2010 4:31:13 AM

Mintywolf

So, is satanic bondage very different from regular bondage? Just wondering which kind my boyfriend and I have been getting up to lately. We may need to step up our game :3

7/31/2010 4:31:27 AM

Murdin

@Cy : Forgotten ? You seriously overestimate the man.

7/31/2010 4:41:53 AM

Cy

@ Murdin

Tragically, I'm an optimist.

7/31/2010 5:01:07 AM

London Jew

... wait, he isn't calling Mussolini a homosexual, is he? Benito Mussolini, with whom no woman was safe alone? Man, you have to admire the depth of his research.

I actually do know a gay rabbi; a nice woman, but not exactly Orthodox.

7/31/2010 5:03:24 AM



I love how Rabbis and Catholic priests are "demented". And I would have thought that dementia was the last thing to look for in prospective spies.

Dammit why are people so fucking stupid? Its enough to make me want run amok with a machine gun, sometimes.

7/31/2010 5:09:40 AM

Quantum Mechanic

They are all better than you.

7/31/2010 5:14:33 AM

MPW

Chronicsurfer at #1186851: "jesus-is-savior.com is a fucking joke, these fuckers are the bottom of the barrel deep-woods inbred pieces of shit."

If that makes you feel better... I'd like to be able to dismiss them, too. But here's the thing, folks - from Wikipedia:

"[Sheldon] has appeared as a guest commentator on the Fox News Channel, on programs such as Cavuto on Business, Hannity & Colmes, and The O'Reilly Factor. He has also appeared on CNBC, MSNBC, CNN, and PBS, and has also been featured in newspapers such as The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times, The Wall Street Journal, as well as on numerous national radio talk shows."

The man who writes this Nazi-level swill is taken *seriously* by the mainstream media. I don't mean all the above outlets support or agree with him, but they at least think he's occasionally worthy of inclusion as a serious voice on matters of public importance. This is what we get for our American tradition of deference to religious piety, as well as our lazy and cowardly press and its addiction to manufactured "controversy" and "telling both sides of the story."

7/31/2010 5:22:08 AM

WWWWolf

> Serial killers, government tyrants, academic liberals, Catholic priests, politicians, Mormon Church higher-ups, Jewish rabbis, environmental extremists, communists, religious heretics, mass murderers, occultists, spies, and the Illuminati share something hideous and grotesque in common.

Common thing? Um... let me guess: you hate all these groups with the fury of thousand suns?

> Almost all are homo-sexual.

Damn! What a failure to build a conspiracy theory.

Look, you're doing it wrong. In the final conclusion, just say "God hates these people." People can't verify that.

If you say "All of these groups are full of homosexuals", people can verify whether or not that's true, and will call you on your bullshit.

Why don't you go re-take the Conspiracy Theories for Kindergarteners course? It's fairly obvious that you failed it.

7/31/2010 5:41:31 AM

I read about the afterlife

Reverend, thank you for coming again to our 4:00 appointment. Have you been taking your haldol to reduce your paranoid delusions?

7/31/2010 5:42:48 AM

The Jamo

Yay! He missed out on ATHEISTS!

7/31/2010 6:16:25 AM

WWWWolf

> they practice the most kinky and perverted forms of sexual licentiousness-pedophilia, satanic bondage, physical torture, bisexuality, transvestitism, and even bestiality.

Wait, what.

"Pedophilia... and even bestiality"? Are you saying that pedophilia is less worse than bestiality?

...that's it, I'm never going to read what priests say about sexuality. That way lies madness.

7/31/2010 6:31:56 AM

Mister Spak

Serial killers, government tyrants, academic liberals, Catholic priests, politicians, Mormon Church higher-ups, Jewish rabbis, environmental extremists, communists, religious heretics, mass murderers, occultists, spies, and the Illuminati share something hideous and grotesque in common. Almost all are christian. Worse, most of the sick-minded men who comprise these demented social groups are not only homosexual, they practice the most kinky and perverted forms of sexual licentiousness-pedophilia, satanic bondage, physical torture, bisexuality, transvestitism, and even bestiality.

Fixed.

7/31/2010 8:01:21 AM

Dinomancer

Woah, satanic bondage? Sign me up!

7/31/2010 8:06:46 AM

Murdin

"If you say "All of these groups are full of homosexuals", people can verify whether or not that's true, and will call you on your bullshit."

How can you prove that someone is not sleeping with members of the same sex ? You can't, in the same way you can't disprove the existence of ghosts, God, or extraterrestrial visitors. That's why the burden of proof lies on the accuser, the superstitious, the believer, the ufologist.

7/31/2010 8:09:51 AM

shykid

"Worse, most of the sick-minded men who comprise these demented social groups are not only homosexual, they practice [...] bisexuality."

[size=24]Understanding of Sexual Orientation FAIL[/size]

7/31/2010 8:13:17 AM

DireSloth

"Satanic Bondage" is a new one.

7/31/2010 9:03:20 AM
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