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Serial killers, government tyrants, academic liberals, Catholic priests, politicians, Mormon Church higher-ups, Jewish rabbis, environmental extremists, communists, religious heretics, mass murderers, occultists, spies, and the Illuminati share something hideous and grotesque in common. Almost all are homo-sexual. Worse, most of the sick-minded men who comprise these demented social groups are not only homosexual, they practice the most kinky and perverted forms of sexual licentiousness-pedophilia, satanic bondage, physical torture, bisexuality, transvestitism, and even bestiality.

Rev. Louis P. Sheldon, Homosexuality is a Sin! 106 Comments [7/30/2010 4:24:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Ian
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Mat

I don't believe you. IF there were that many gays, I'd be able to get a boyfriend!

7/31/2010 9:50:51 AM

Wehpudicabok

You heard it here first, folks: a man wearing a dress is just as evil as a man raping a puppy.

7/31/2010 10:40:20 AM

Rat of Steel

(Priestling)
@ Rat: room for one more?


In the immortal words of Raul Julia's version of M. Bison:

"OF COURSE!"

7/31/2010 11:01:30 AM

Murdin

@Wehpudicabok : and a man raping a puppy is actually more evil than a man raping a child. Also, a man wearing a dress is a form of sexual licentiousness. Somehow. Don't think too much about it.

7/31/2010 11:04:40 AM

Boy Wonder

I have several different reactions to this.

1. AHAHA WHAT?
2. Citation very seriously needed.
3. This guy totally had full-on wood while writing this.

7/31/2010 11:20:57 AM

thunnus

Ok. I'll be fair. Lets bypass the Satanic bondage and move on to Godly bondage. That should help you ease into things.

7/31/2010 12:08:21 PM

Headache

Arrrrrrgghhh! Ther damn homersexuals....Ther everywhere here, them homersexuals infect us good white christians with their homersexual sins and daemons! Hallelujah! Praise the Lard!

Oh man I feel dirty just for typing that. I don't understand how these mental midgets remember to breath!

7/31/2010 1:17:37 PM

The L

Satanic bondage sounds sexy. Tell me more.

7/31/2010 4:05:04 PM

Prager

I think someone has issues.

7/31/2010 4:14:05 PM

Iczer-Four

DIAF!

7/31/2010 5:09:49 PM

Starscream

Satanic bondage? Does that involve gimp masks with horns?

7/31/2010 5:27:55 PM

TheJebusFire

You forgot puppy kickers.

7/31/2010 6:33:57 PM

dionysus

Funny how homosexuals are apparently the majority and control the government and yet can't even get gay marriage. Why, it's almost as if you're lying.

7/31/2010 6:34:22 PM

Riku

What the bloody hell is this shit? *Facepalm*

7/31/2010 8:47:38 PM

Spicyrocketsauce

Satanic bondage? Sounds like a wild party.

7/31/2010 10:47:43 PM

Tiado

Holy shit dude, citation seriously fucking needed, if that were the case, then everybody except you would be gay.

8/1/2010 1:05:14 AM

SeekerLancer

I'm pretty sure in every one of these groups the ratio is in favor of straight and you want to take the handful of homosexual examples to paint the entire group as gay. Not that it even matters if they were but I'd like to see some citations please.

8/1/2010 8:31:35 AM

vaguelyhumanoid

I like the inclusion of "Jewish rabbis", it's a really nice touch.
Also, Illuminati?
I think we got a trifecta here.

8/1/2010 10:31:25 PM

Doubting Thomas

What? You didn't include atheists or pagans in the list?

8/2/2010 10:32:56 AM

blayzekohime

You forgot "homophobic Republicans" in your cute little list...

8/2/2010 2:18:43 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

Serial killers, government tyrants, Rev. Louis P. Sheldon, some pedophile Catholic priests, Rethuglican/Tea Party politicians, Mormon Church higher-ups, conservative/funda-MENTAL-ist 'Christians', environmental extremists, communists, James Dobson, Eric Rudolph, Scott Roeder, Rev. Don Spitz, mass murderers, Pat Robertson, Rev. Joseph Schediler, the 'National Right to Life' Committee, the 'American Life League', Rev. Don Wildmon, Tony Perkins, and George 'Dumbya' Bush share something hideous and grotesque in common. Almost all are brainless, violent, conservative evangelical 'Christians'. Worse, most of the sick-minded men who comprise these demented social groups are not only stupid beyond words, they practice the most violent and hateful, perverted forms of what they call 'Christianity' - murder in the name of God, satanic bondage, physical torture, support of persecution against 'unbelievers', censoring the scientific method in favor of the rubbish called 'intelligent design' or 'creationism', and even monumental stupidity of the highest order.

FIXED.

8/2/2010 10:25:09 PM

JT3905

Louie you just created an internet meme w/that satanic bondage stuff

GOOD FOR YOU!

8/4/2010 11:02:48 AM

PD

Where can i sign up!

8/26/2010 11:03:47 AM

The Duelist

Sure. Everything you said is true. But don't forget which group is the most perverted... Fundies, for lusting after the love of a Cosmic Zombie, which falls under Necrophilia.

8/26/2010 4:09:41 PM

Lady Nefarious

I believe I have been rendered speechless by the sheer amount of stupidity in this post...

...and "satanic bondage"? I'm rather interested now.

8/31/2010 8:36:22 PM
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