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#1187028
Mat
I don't believe you. IF there were that many gays, I'd be able to get a boyfriend!
7/31/2010 9:50:51 AM
#1187039
Wehpudicabok
You heard it here first, folks: a man wearing a dress is just as evil as a man raping a puppy.
7/31/2010 10:40:20 AM
#1187043
Rat of Steel
(Priestling)
@ Rat: room for one more?
In the immortal words of Raul Julia's version of M. Bison:
"OF COURSE!"
7/31/2010 11:01:30 AM
#1187044
Murdin
@Wehpudicabok : and a man raping a puppy is actually more evil than a man raping a child. Also, a man wearing a dress is a form of sexual licentiousness. Somehow. Don't think too much about it.
7/31/2010 11:04:40 AM
#1187049
Boy Wonder
I have several different reactions to this.
1. AHAHA WHAT?
2. Citation very seriously needed.
3. This guy totally had full-on wood while writing this.
7/31/2010 11:20:57 AM
#1187053
thunnus
Ok. I'll be fair. Lets bypass the Satanic bondage and move on to Godly bondage. That should help you ease into things.
7/31/2010 12:08:21 PM
#1187060
Headache
Arrrrrrgghhh! Ther damn homersexuals....Ther everywhere here, them homersexuals infect us good white christians with their homersexual sins and daemons! Hallelujah! Praise the Lard!
Oh man I feel dirty just for typing that. I don't understand how these mental midgets remember to breath!
7/31/2010 1:17:37 PM
#1187074
The L
Satanic bondage sounds sexy. Tell me more.
7/31/2010 4:05:04 PM
#1187077
Prager
I think someone has issues.
7/31/2010 4:14:05 PM
#1187090
Iczer-Four
DIAF!
7/31/2010 5:09:49 PM
#1187091
Starscream
Satanic bondage? Does that involve gimp masks with horns?
7/31/2010 5:27:55 PM
#1187097
TheJebusFire
You forgot puppy kickers.
7/31/2010 6:33:57 PM
#1187098
dionysus
Funny how homosexuals are apparently the majority and control the government and yet can't even get gay marriage. Why, it's almost as if you're lying.
7/31/2010 6:34:22 PM
#1187114
Riku
What the bloody hell is this shit? *Facepalm*
7/31/2010 8:47:38 PM
#1187129
Spicyrocketsauce
Satanic bondage? Sounds like a wild party.
7/31/2010 10:47:43 PM
#1187157
Tiado
Holy shit dude, citation seriously fucking needed, if that were the case, then everybody except you would be gay.
8/1/2010 1:05:14 AM
#1187186
SeekerLancer
I'm pretty sure in every one of these groups the ratio is in favor of straight and you want to take the handful of homosexual examples to paint the entire group as gay. Not that it even matters if they were but I'd like to see some citations please.
8/1/2010 8:31:35 AM
#1187449
vaguelyhumanoid
I like the inclusion of "Jewish rabbis", it's a really nice touch.
Also, Illuminati?
I think we got a trifecta here.
8/1/2010 10:31:25 PM
#1187684
Doubting Thomas
What? You didn't include atheists or pagans in the list?
8/2/2010 10:32:56 AM
#1187761
blayzekohime
You forgot "homophobic Republicans" in your cute little list...
8/2/2010 2:18:43 PM
#1187868
refuter of fundy vermin
Serial killers, government tyrants, Rev. Louis P. Sheldon, some pedophile Catholic priests, Rethuglican/Tea Party politicians, Mormon Church higher-ups, conservative/funda-MENTAL-ist 'Christians', environmental extremists, communists, James Dobson, Eric Rudolph, Scott Roeder, Rev. Don Spitz, mass murderers, Pat Robertson, Rev. Joseph Schediler, the 'National Right to Life' Committee, the 'American Life League', Rev. Don Wildmon, Tony Perkins, and George 'Dumbya' Bush share something hideous and grotesque in common. Almost all are brainless, violent, conservative evangelical 'Christians'. Worse, most of the sick-minded men who comprise these demented social groups are not only stupid beyond words, they practice the most violent and hateful, perverted forms of what they call 'Christianity' - murder in the name of God, satanic bondage, physical torture, support of persecution against 'unbelievers', censoring the scientific method in favor of the rubbish called 'intelligent design' or 'creationism', and even monumental stupidity of the highest order.
FIXED.
8/2/2010 10:25:09 PM
#1188367
JT3905
Louie you just created an internet meme w/that satanic bondage stuff
GOOD FOR YOU!
8/4/2010 11:02:48 AM
#1197986
PD
Where can i sign up!
8/26/2010 11:03:47 AM
#1198072
The Duelist
Sure. Everything you said is true. But don't forget which group is the most perverted... Fundies, for lusting after the love of a Cosmic Zombie, which falls under Necrophilia.
8/26/2010 4:09:41 PM
#1200931
Lady Nefarious
I believe I have been rendered speechless by the sheer amount of stupidity in this post...
...and "satanic bondage"? I'm rather interested now.
8/31/2010 8:36:22 PM
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