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[Replying to "how do you distinguish what is true from what is not true?"]EASY!!!!!! If it aligns with the Bible-It is true If it doesnt-It is false viola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It really is THAT easy, really, but some people are still oh, so confused about it. This really is easy stuff. I mean If some kid at the university, or another random individual, made this claim about the diety of Christ, that DID NOT align up with the Bilble, get rid of it immediatly. dont even pay attention to that. it is false!!!!!!!!!! thats what it all boils down to really.

JesusFreakGuy, POD Warrior Forum 10 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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tehcrzy

viola? Seriously?

3/24/2008 6:18:55 AM

Professor M

False viola?

Fiddle!

3/24/2008 6:54:34 AM

rubber chicken

So how many legs do insects have ?

3/24/2008 7:07:22 AM

Viva

Are bats birds or mammals? What does the bible say. Do rabbits chew the cud?

3/24/2008 7:09:32 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I'll see your false viola - and raise you a saxaphony!

3/24/2008 9:07:30 AM

Freboy

There are more bronze-age writings out of Palestine available if you want to complete your sources.

Some have even not been censored.

3/24/2008 9:07:39 AM

Cabraxas

Let's see the Bible as a reference book:

Water boils at 100 degrees Celsius at sea level,,, True or False?
(Frantically leafing through the Bible,,,,,,) Hmmm, no mention of that, so it must be false!

Hey,,, I never realised it was so easy ?

(sarcasm)

3/24/2008 9:55:06 AM

Canadiest

It's not that we don't understand, we just strongly disagree. You say the answers are in that book, we say grow up.


3/24/2008 1:48:25 PM

vaguelyhumanoid

What about yes or no questions? Or multiple choice? Or things just not mentioned in the Bible?
Also, the hell is "false viola"?

5/22/2010 10:07:09 PM

Angua

Lots of exclamation marks prove I'm right!!!!!!!

5/23/2010 1:21:34 PM
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