KID-WAKE UP!!!!!!!!! physically though didnt God wake you up this morning!?!?! HE DOES NOTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
POD Warrior Forum
[7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
My mom woke me up this morning. You're saying she's God?
5/9/2008 4:53:14 PM
5/9/2008 5:02:30 PM
God is my alarm clock? Fuck, guess I should stop smacking it in the morning.
5/9/2008 5:38:03 PM
Argument from children's song? That one is new.
12/10/2009 2:52:49 AM
My alarm clock woke me up this morning. Are you telling me that god is made of plastic and metal and makes annoying noises? Yeah why would I want to worship my alarm clock?
3/25/2010 10:02:01 AM
Please go back to third grade and learn to write.
My cat woke me this morning. Is she God?
I know she thinks so, is she right?
3/25/2010 11:06:03 AM
My girlfriend's stupidly loud alarm went off about 3 inches from my fucking head and scared the living hell out of me at 6am.
3/25/2010 11:45:56 AM