KID-WAKE UP!!!!!!!!! physically though didnt God wake you up this morning!?!?! HE DOES NOTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
POD Warrior Forum
[7/1/2004 12:00:00 ]
Fundie Index: 3
My mom woke me up this morning. You're saying she's God?
5/9/2008 4:53:14 PM
5/9/2008 5:02:30 PM
God is my alarm clock? Fuck, guess I should stop smacking it in the morning.
5/9/2008 5:38:03 PM
Argument from children's song? That one is new.
My alarm clock woke me up this morning. Are you telling me that god is made of plastic and metal and makes annoying noises? Yeah why would I want to worship my alarm clock?
Please go back to third grade and learn to write.
My cat woke me this morning. Is she God?
I know she thinks so, is she right?
My girlfriend's stupidly loud alarm went off about 3 inches from my fucking head and scared the living hell out of me at 6am.