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KID-WAKE UP!!!!!!!!! physically though didnt God wake you up this morning!?!?! HE DOES NOTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

JesusFreakGuy, POD Warrior Forum 7 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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My mom woke me up this morning. You're saying she's God?

5/9/2008 4:53:14 PM





5/9/2008 5:02:30 PM


God is my alarm clock? Fuck, guess I should stop smacking it in the morning.

5/9/2008 5:38:03 PM

Argument from children's song? That one is new.

12/10/2009 2:52:49 AM


My alarm clock woke me up this morning. Are you telling me that god is made of plastic and metal and makes annoying noises? Yeah why would I want to worship my alarm clock?

3/25/2010 10:02:01 AM


Please go back to third grade and learn to write.
My cat woke me this morning. Is she God?
I know she thinks so, is she right?

3/25/2010 11:06:03 AM


My girlfriend's stupidly loud alarm went off about 3 inches from my fucking head and scared the living hell out of me at 6am.

3/25/2010 11:45:56 AM

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