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[Replying to "After surveying the true horrible nature of YHWh through the scriptures and the implications it held, I could no longer maintain belief. what kind of madman uses 2 bears to murder 42 children for mocking a prophets [Elisha's] bald head?"] WHAT?! thats horrible! thats just sick! who did that? I never heard anything as such. Some really sick, perverted people out there. Do you have a link? What is YHWh? Is it some cult with a few references to Christianity?

JesusFreakGuy, POD Warrior Forum 14 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Huffers

I wish the thread link still worked... I'm really curious as to how this one turned out

5/2/2006 11:04:36 AM

David D.G.

Actually, I think that American fundamentalist Christianity these days sometimes constitutes a cult with a few references to the Bible. Obviously, this reference isn't widely talked about in JesusFreakGuy's circles.

Seriously, the level of ironic ignorance in this one about the JFG's own religion is priceless.


~David D.G.

5/2/2006 2:08:03 PM

Julian

I nearly had an athsma attack with this one!

It's 10 o'clock! Do you know where your God is?

5/3/2006 10:09:28 AM

Cov

*sigh*

He must be one of those people who believes everything in the Bible is true...but hasn't even read it.

5/3/2006 12:33:25 PM

Alejandro

Most Informed Critique Of His Own Religion?

5/3/2006 12:44:59 PM

Zankou

I don't know whether to laugh or cry....

1/24/2008 1:39:36 AM

Darwin

2nd Kings, Chapter 2 (KJV)

23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Sick fuck.

1/24/2008 5:45:27 AM

Alethe

Why do I have the feeling a higher proportion of atheists, agnostics and deists than fundies have actually read the Bible? How in holy hell can you claim unconditional belief in something you don't even know in depth?

Going back to Plato, I can deal with simple ignorance (not knowing) and double ignorance (not knowing you don't know), but it's what I call triple ignorance (i.e., being proud you don't have a clue) that I find myself less and less tolerant of...

1/25/2008 1:41:11 PM

Frank

Oh this is gold. if this isn't on the top100 it really should be. Only JohnR7 at his best could top this shit.

1/25/2008 3:07:53 PM

Tomby Stone

This looks like two people trolling to me. If it's not though how much do you want a bet that once Jesusfreakguy finds out it's a story from his own religion he'll find a way to rationalise it ??

1/25/2008 5:24:17 PM

gargoyle1

"24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."

Actually, I can think of a couple times when being able to do something like that would have come in handy.

4/15/2008 3:33:51 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@gargoyle1
". . . and tare forty and two children of them."

Actually, I can think of a couple times when being able to do something like that would have come in handy.

Haha - yeah, some wishful thinking there, methinks. Buncha little bastards! Making fun of a bald headed guy. Sheesh, is nothing sacred.





4/15/2008 4:21:25 PM

GreasetrapTheViking

sounds like sarcasm to me. then again most christians don't know the name of their own god...

4/15/2008 5:43:37 PM

SeekerLancer

Boy is that fella in for a shock.

7/24/2009 6:54:20 AM
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