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HAHAHAHA! Jesus' comments on abortion?! How pathetic!!! Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!! Hahaha. I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL. You will. I promise. Christianity is the one and only true religion. Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins. I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL. There are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross. If you are willing to kill for wealth, then you will never find any kind of prosperity because God will curse you.

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wildcardlx, Cracked.com, "7 lost bodies of work (that would have changed everything)" 57 Comments [8/6/2010 7:25:54 AM]
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Vinroke

You really think anyone on cracked is going to care about your li'l tantrum?

Oh and as for your burning in hell comment, that was ever so compassionate and christian of you.

8/6/2010 7:32:57 AM

JohnTheAtheist

It's funny that abortion isnt in the 10 commandments or really in the bible at all. God saw fit to tell us not to covet livestock but I guess the whole abortion thing just slipped his mind.

Also, you are a douchebag.

8/6/2010 7:38:33 AM

breakerslion

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"

8/6/2010 7:50:02 AM

Shadow Phoenix

Has to be a Poe. Nobody would post this in the Cracked comments and expect anything good in return.

8/6/2010 7:56:06 AM

emau99

Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!!

Well, I don't know. God causes an awful lot of abortions himself...

I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL.

Well, then, you're a dick.

You will. I promise.

Promises, promises...

Christianity is the one and only true religion.

Just like the rest of them.

Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins.

What do minorities have to do with this?

I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL.

Again--you're a dick.

There are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross.

...and, apparently, wishing eternal suffering on people you've never met but you don't like anyway is perfectly OK.

I'll say it again--you're a dick.

8/6/2010 8:04:30 AM

Nowonmai

Dude! go get your Prozac or Lithium script refilled.

8/6/2010 8:06:47 AM

villainous laughter

Hehehehe... Hahahaha...BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

PATHETIC MORTALS, YOU WILL SUFFER IN TORMENT FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!! THE DARK LORD JESUS COMMANDS IT!!! THERE IS NO ESCAPING YOUR FATE!!! DIE NOW, DIE!!!

8/6/2010 8:08:51 AM

Dan Onymous

You pray for people to burn in Hell?

What a horrible little shit you are.

8/6/2010 8:10:30 AM

GigaGuess

HAHAHAHA! Jesus' comments on abortion?! How pathetic!!! Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!!
I don't know since, again, he said nothing on the subject. Ergo you're putting wirds in your messiah's mouth. From what I hear, there's some bad juju behind that door...

Hahaha. I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL.
That's not a prayer. That's a curse.

You will. I promise. Christianity is the one and only true religion.
Where have I heard that before...?
Islam is the one and only true religion.
Hinduism is the one and only true religion.
Pastafarianism is the one and only true religion.

Funny...to the best of my knowledge, there is no religion that doesn't claim the market wholesale on truth...

8/6/2010 8:17:37 AM

Doubting Thomas

I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL.

Do you think an all-loving god would approve of his followers wishing eternal torture on others? Somehow I think if the whole Christianity myth were true, anyone praying for another person to go to hell would end up there themselves.

I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL.

What an asshole you are. And I bet you consider yourself a compassionate Christian, don't you?

There are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross.

I think telling a woman who had an abortion that she's going to hell is one of them.

God will curse you.

What kind of curse do you get for being a raving, bigoted asshole?

8/6/2010 8:18:36 AM

GigaGuess

Part 2

Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins.
So then you're willing to adopt all the little brown and black babies? Or I suppose you think the mother should have thought of that before opening her legs, and should be saddled with the brat so she can think about what she's done.

I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL.
Judge not, bitch. Also, either you're lying, or I'd wager this woman has a hard enough time with her decisions. Do you really think a woman skips merrily to the clinic, and dances out? It is a hard decision, rarely, if ever made lightly.

There are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross.
Yes. And I should think swinging judgments around like a dead cat should be one of them.

If you are willing to kill for wealth, then you will never find any kind of prosperity because God will curse you.
You're aware that most abortions are performed by those in the bottom prosperity bracket, and not the top. It's not aborting for wealth. It's aborting to continue to scrape by. To survive. To not have to decide between feeding your child and haivng power to warm it.

@ShadowPhoenix:
Don't forget though, being flamed for being an asshat counts as persecution, and justfies their position that they are lone bastions of light in an otherwise Godless world.

8/6/2010 8:18:41 AM

nutbunny

What does abortion have to do with creating wealth?

8/6/2010 8:20:44 AM

Horsefeathers

"HAHAHAHA! Jesus' comments on abortion?! How pathetic!!! Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!!"

He doesn't seem to have shown much in the way of disagreement.

"Hahaha."

Yes. Indeed.

"I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL. You will. I promise."

If you could promise such a thing you wouldn't really need to pray for it to happen, now would you?

"Christianity is the one and only true religion."

I thought it was a "personal relationship with Jesus" or some silly shit.

"Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins."

Say what?

"I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL."

I doubt they cared terribly much. I also doubt you actually did such a thing to begin with.

"here are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross. If you are willing to kill for wealth, then you will never find any kind of prosperity because God will curse you. "

Yeah, yeah. Go take your bogeyman and shove him, will ya?

8/6/2010 8:22:23 AM

shadkat

A douche in the Cracked comments? No surprise.

A religion spouting douche in the Cracked comments...actually, quite shocking.

8/6/2010 8:34:08 AM

Mister Spak

"HAHAHAHA! Jesus' comments on abortion?!"

Yes, what did Jesus say about abortion?

Nothing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

8/6/2010 8:34:40 AM

Giveitaday

Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!!

Maybe, maybe not, either way is 100% irrelevent since your "god" doesn't dictate US law.

I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL.

So you expect your "god" to condemn people who's politics differ from yours just because you say so?

You will. I promise.

And here I thought christians believed in forgiveness.

Christianity is the one and only true religion.

Every religion claims they are the "One true religion". They can't all be right, but they can all be wrong.

Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins.

I doubt that anyone has ever had an abortion so that minorities can be prosperous. In fact I think that claim is an outright lie based on your own racism rather than any theology.

I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL.

So? Is that what you need to do in order to feel like a real man? Pathetic.

If you are willing to kill for wealth,

No one has an abortion thinking that it will make them wealthy, or anyone else for that matter. Taking that line of argument makes you look nothing more than uninformed, racist idiot.

then you will never find any kind of prosperity because God will curse you.

Just because you say so, right? What kind of idiot thinks that anyone has an abortion because they think it will make them or anyone else prosperous or wealthy?

8/6/2010 8:37:50 AM

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You are an arse. Douse yourself on gasoline and become a living Rammstein concert.

8/6/2010 9:30:11 AM



There are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross.

<smartass>But can a woman cross that line? I mean, it's her body</smartass>

8/6/2010 9:32:27 AM

Berny

Obvious troll is obvious.

8/6/2010 9:58:42 AM

freako104

Does that include Joshua?

8/6/2010 10:26:47 AM

Starscream

If this isn't a poe, it's an oxygen thief.

Actually, even if it is a poe...

8/6/2010 10:58:46 AM

Joe Mama

You'd have thought that if God, being all-knowing & stuff, was going to have such a hard time with abortion that he'd have inspired at least one of the authors to write something in the bible condemning it. Or at least Jesus would have actually mentioned it.

8/6/2010 11:03:34 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus is a myth for idiots and this idiot proves my point.

8/6/2010 11:06:45 AM



""If you are willing to kill for wealth, then you will never find any kind of prosperity because God will curse you.""

So every member of the US Army is cursed?

8/6/2010 11:08:50 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Wow. Take your meds. Even the voices in your head think you're overreacting a bit.

8/6/2010 11:23:15 AM
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