The "Tea Baggery" Award
Because the admin remembers having to explain to these idiots what they were calling themselves.
I wish you were here to call me a "teabagger" to my face. Get with the times, faggot. THAT'S RIGHT! I called you a faggot. You call me a teabagger (meaning a man who sucks the testicles of his boyfriend as they're dangled in his mouth), a very offensive, hate-speech term. So I call you faggot and there isn't a damn think you can say about it. Stop your anti-heterosexual hate speech and I won't call you a faggot anymore. How fair is that!
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I thought political correctness was evil. Should we call you guys "teabag enthusiasts" then? Perhaps "Tea Partiers"? "Neo-Bostonians"? ""Teabaggist"? "Grandsons of Liberty"? "Santellites"? "Mad Hatters"?
I think I will go with "deluded archconservative/libertarian fuckwits". It's just the most accurate.
Teabagging now refers to the practice of having another's ballsack in his mouth?
Huh. And to think, just yesterday it was a term protesters against Obama used to describe themselves.
(PAnz)
"Now calling them by their party's name is a hate crime? the fuck man, maybe you guys should think about your names before using them till you realize what they mean."
*laughs* Ohhh, you have no idea how much that applies to the Tea Party right now. Not only did they apply the term "teabaggers" to themselves, but their Oregon branch also recently began using a certain other slogan for themselves without bothering to see just who first used it .
The story can be found here:
Hey, Wyatt, if you don't like the expression "teabagger" I can always call you what I usually call all tea party members: fucking ignorant morons.
I have yet to hear an accurate report of current events from any of you idiots. I don't know where you get your information but it's dead fucking wrong 100% of the time. (Death panels, anybody? How about Obama's a Kenyan Muslim?)
Fucking morons.
Okay, which other terms do you prefer?
Insane, Terrorist, loons (an insult to actual loons), racist?
Fuckin' teabaggers.
Well, he´s got a point on one thing. The bottom problem is that he perceives that the other person is using teabagger as an insult(which makes it lose its semantic value), in a similar way in which Nazi and Fascist or communist or socialist, for that matter, are starting not to mean anything(still not in the case of teabagger). What makes this guys worth quoting is the conceptual leap he does towards homosexuality(this one totally false) and how well informed he is about sexual practices that he, in principle, despises and doesn´t practice. And it´s also worth a laugh the fact that he considers it hate speech towards heterosexuality. Wait, if he is calling you homosexual as an insult hate speech would be AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS. Is he maybe projecting?
> I wish you were here to call me a "teabagger" to my face. Get with the times, faggot.
I wish you were here to call me a "faggot" to my face. Get with the times, teabagger.
Teabagger - I had no idea! The American language is accelerating so fast in its development towards independence of the mother language, English. Bravo! We will soon need interpreters to talk to each other, especially with the instantaneous redefinitions of word meanings so liberally (am I allowed now to say that word?) indulged in by fundies. It's a tad Humpty Dumpty-ish, however.
Sorry, teabagger, your group first named itself teabaggers. Then when you found out what that meant, you tried to rebrand. Tough shit, Teabagger.. or would you prefer Tea-Tard, or Teahadist?
Your lot should have thought it through before you named yourselves teabaggers.
Oops! Excuse me. I forgot that you Teabaggers NEVER think anything through first. It's all just mindless, knee-jerk reaction.
Girls can teabag too, dipshit. The fact that you assume it's a gay-only thing implies that you are, infact, the faggot.
Ho boy, every single one of these comments is utterly moronic. Step back for a moment, switch off your auto-pilot, and attempt to explain to youself why you decided to type such inanity.
I suggest that these people change the name of their right-wing populist movement to what Philip K. Dick called the right-wing populist movement in Radio Free Albemuth .
Friends of the American People. Or, informally, "fappers".
Then they could say "I'm fapping for Jesus." Which would be true.
You guys were calling YOURSELVES teabaggers. We, of course, were laughing at the obvious scrotal joke, but YOU started it.
Also, it's lesser known as a consensual sexual act and better known as something fratboys do to their passed-out-drunk "friends".
"I wish you were here to call me a "teabagger" to my face."
Come here to the UK. I'll call you a Teabagger to your face. If you've got the balls to, that is.
[/Finbarr Saunders]
"Get with the times, faggot. THAT'S RIGHT! I called you a faggot."
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So I'm a pork meatball in onion gravy? Get with the times. Learn about the wider world that's outside your own borders, ignorant Americentric cunt. Then you'd realise that words mean completely different things in other countries & societies (thus Fred Phelps & his WBC would FAIL if they came here to the UK. Also, 'Fag' is the slang term for Cigarette in Britain). PROTIP: never ask for a 'Fanny Pack' here in the UK.
"You call me a teabagger (meaning a man who sucks the testicles of his boyfriend as they're dangled in his mouth), a very offensive, hate-speech term."
Well, you subhuman right-wingers hate and offend (with your mere existence) anyone not like you. Ergo, normal decent left-wing people should disregard what you & your ilk say, as you suck cocks. And testicles too.
(Part the Deux):
"So I call you faggot and there isn't a damn think you can say about it."
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Want to call me a Pork Meatball? Fine. Whatever turns you on, I guess. It's only your breath you're wasting. Along with everything you say about this world what you don't like that, ultimately, avails you naught.
"Stop your anti-heterosexual hate speech and I won't call you a faggot anymore. How fair is that!"
Call me a 'pork meatball' all you want. Makes no difference to me. Stop spewing your vile right-wing thinking. After all, opinions are like arses. Everyone has one, but not everyone airs theirs in public. Nor do they want yours shoved in their faces. LGBT people exist. They always will. Live with it. If you can't stand the idea of gays in your society, why shouuld right-wingers be allowed to exist? Aye, there's the rub...
PROTIP: The Unitarian Universalists. The Quakers. Buddhists. They keep themselves as well as their beliefs - and their opinions - to themselves. They don't bother people, they're not bothered by everyone else.
Fair's fair.
@PAnz
"Now calling them by their party's name is a hate crime?"
Which is why I refer to them as 'Repubic ans'. It's not my fault that they chose to vote in two men whose surname is the slang term for hair around female genitalia.
I quote:
Anonymous says July 29, 2010
there’s a midnight raid on http://oregonteaparty.ning.com/ on the 1st of aug, just post whatever you want as long as its unsuitable for the general public.
Poor, whiny Wyatt's Torch. The little maggot takes offence because some called him by his PARTY'S name, which they gave THEMSELVES.
What a brainless fucking hypocrite, just like Palin & the other 'Teabaggers'.
Confused?
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