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[But this whole mosque thingie]

would say that whoever builds this POS, needs to make sure plenty of bacon grease finds its way into the morter of the building. Then after millions have been spent...let them know during the ribbon cutting ceremony that the foundation and walls have been built with the fat of pork... Would love to see the expression on the faces of these spawns of satan!!!


The_Elucidator , Free Conservatives 65 Comments [8/11/2010 10:35:24 PM]
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Shanya Almafeta

Wow. Freecon meets Fourchan.

8/11/2010 10:47:31 PM

Tiado

Any if anybody were to do something offensive to you Christian fundies, you'd likely scream that you're being persecuted.

8/11/2010 10:54:45 PM

Mortok

I wish I could find something funny to say about this. God knows I've managed to with much more digusting and disturbing entries. But I just can't. You are a petty and cruel individual, and you should be ashamed of yourself. If there is a heaven, I'm willing to bet good money that you won't see it.

8/11/2010 10:59:53 PM

Wehpudicabok

This is too mild for a DIAF, but come on. Get a life.

8/11/2010 11:00:57 PM

solomongrundy

...and shortly afterwards, 911 redux.

8/11/2010 11:15:42 PM

anti-nonsense

Wow, what a jerk.

I can't think of anything more creative to say to that.

8/11/2010 11:19:41 PM

Goosey

You know, I hate it when Muslim extremists threaten violence against people who express themselves, but I think I could make an exception for The_Elucidator.

8/11/2010 11:43:22 PM

Zeus Almighty

I heard that while your church was being built the all-gay work crew had sticky sweaty homo man sex and ejaculated in the mortar.

8/12/2010 12:29:21 AM

Stormwarden

You know what is interesting? They rant and rave about defiling mosques as they are being built, but the moment you do something to that effect in a church, they scream persecution like there is no tomorrow.

Now, I need to go and buy me a month's worth of irony meters.

8/12/2010 12:36:18 AM

Sensei

I'm pretty -correct me if I'm wrong- that EATING pork is the only problem for muslims- they're unclean or something like that. They can build all their clothes, mosques, cars, and spacecraft from pork fat- probably earn a nobel prize for renewable resources too.

They just can't eat it.

8/12/2010 12:37:48 AM



Someone the other day in another place was arguing that religion has it's good points. Whatever they are (and I dispute their existence) they are outweighed by things such as this.

8/12/2010 1:03:42 AM



Stupid, not but so offensive.

You can't build with bacon, trust me on this. I tried.

8/12/2010 1:06:31 AM

Xotan

Why this sudden love of pig fat. The holy Bible specifically bans pig. Oh, but then God changed his mind... How convenient (for supposedly Peter, but more likely Paul) to have a dream snet by the Almighty. But can a Divine, omniscient being be divine and omniscient if he changes his mind? More like the Roman Empire changed god's mind. They were very fond of pig and wouldn't have become Christian so easily if the rules hadn't been changed. So, you see, Muslims are really more Biblically observant than fundies.

OTOH, the hatred dripping from every syllable you have typed is as much a sign of being the spawn of Satan as any unrepresentative terrorist group such as Al-Qaeda - just like fundies are unrepresentative of real Christianity. You lack the one thing that your Paul said was essential - Love. Read your Bible. No. I won't provide the quote. Find it for yourself. Oh, and try to read it intelligently, with critical faculty at work - assuming intelligence and critical faculty are things you are even aware of.

8/12/2010 1:08:18 AM

Starscream

Ah, Christian love... shut the fuck up, you moron.

8/12/2010 1:09:25 AM

WWWWolf

> would say that whoever builds this POS, needs to make sure plenty of bacon grease finds its way into the morter of the building.

Dude, you're posting this on the interwebs using a technology first imagined by a gay guy.

What do you have to say about that?

8/12/2010 1:10:50 AM

Murdin

Yay vandalism !

8/12/2010 1:13:12 AM

Pup

Uh, it's only eating pork (and other non-kosher/halal food) that they have issue with. And even if you tricked them into eating it, it wouldn't be an issue as the rule is only against knowingly eating such foods...

8/12/2010 1:48:08 AM

Mitch

Actually pigs are generally unclean to muslims, they're really not supposed to even touch it.

Thinking about it, we could really solve a lot of issues with this idea... What can't Christians touch? Spray it along with pig's blood all over Jerusalem, Makkah and any other abrahamic religious city being the centre of murder and war, that will solve half the world's problems, then we just need to deal with millitant atheists.

8/12/2010 2:19:14 AM

Blaidd Drwg

'When an alien lives with you in your land, do not mistreat him. The alien living with you must be treated as one of your native-born. Love him as yourself, for you were aliens in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.
'Do not use dishonest standards when measuring length, weight or quantity. Use honest scales and honest weights, an honest ephah and an honest hin. I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of Egypt.
Leviticus 19:33-36

8/12/2010 2:35:22 AM

LDM

And they wonder why they're "persecuted".

8/12/2010 3:13:34 AM

Paschal Wagner

Once again, muslims are not vampires, and pork is not holy water.

8/12/2010 3:50:47 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

You like slathering things in pork fat, takes all types...

8/12/2010 3:54:02 AM

aaa

Muslims do not work that way.

8/12/2010 4:00:00 AM

Mister Spak

"would say that whoever builds this POS, needs to make sure plenty of bacon grease finds its way into the morter of the building."

Did you know the mortar of your megachurch has aborted baby blood in it?

8/12/2010 4:49:54 AM

Javascap

My goodness, what wonderful Christian Love you have there. You are truly a god-sent vessel of peace, charity, and compassion for all, dedicating your every second to changing this world for the better, spreading a gospel of peace and love wherever you go.

8/12/2010 4:53:27 AM
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