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#1191073
Adel Khoury
Come on, God! Please? WHY DO YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME, GOD?!
8/11/2010 9:14:38 AM
#1191081
Nackles
And yet the natural disasters mostly hit in places with large concentrations of crazy-ass Christians. Funny, that.
8/11/2010 9:19:09 AM
#1191083
J-
Please god....show me where these perverts are! I hear they throw the best parties and I'd like an invite!
8/11/2010 9:22:10 AM
#1191088
GigaGuess
Blood for the Blood God.
8/11/2010 9:27:29 AM
#1191094
Jezebel's Evil Sister
So, all-mighty God, who is said to have willed the entire universe into existence and reportedly hates homosexuality, does absolutely nothing to stop it? Why, it's almost as if God doesn't care ...
or doesn't exist.
8/11/2010 9:33:15 AM
#1191103
Berny
I'd be careful what you wish for, with his history of bad aim, Yahweh could take out your state instead of California.
8/11/2010 9:39:35 AM
#1191105
Percy Q. Shunn
Now, they're perverts, but when they voted for Prop8, they were wonderful christians. Which is it? And why would it be ok for so many to die? And why would you want to lose such a boon to tax revenue. We all know blue states pay in more than red states. (Yet red states take more back. It's like welfare!)
8/11/2010 9:41:56 AM
#1191153
emau99
Come on God, I pray you destroy these perverts
Your God sounds like an asshole. Just like you.
8/11/2010 10:17:37 AM
#1191158
freako104
Blood for the blood god
Skulls for the skull throne
of YHWH
You pray for their deaths. I wonder what Jesus thought of that
8/11/2010 10:21:33 AM
#1191159
dionysus
Come on God, I pray you destroy these perverts
I know prayer is about as useless as lucky socks but the fact remains that you guys believe in that crap and what you just said amounts to nothing less than a death threat. I know no court would ever convict you, but it doesn't change the fact that sane people everywhere consider you a terrible person.
8/11/2010 10:21:38 AM
#1191160
Allegory for Jesus
God, why are your most devoted followers always either idiotic, evil, or both? Please, remedy this before you get around to violently purging the world of GAY or determining the results of the next football match.
Sincerely,
Sane people.
8/11/2010 10:24:43 AM
#1191165
I find it funny how you guys always want god to do what YOU want, went you then go turn around and say it was "God's Plan" when misfortune falls upon someone else.
Could it be you're hoping he's what you want him to be?
8/11/2010 10:29:57 AM
#1191181
Boy Wonder
Gosh, it's as if... God doesn't hate us at all.
8/11/2010 11:07:01 AM
#1191184
Doubting Thomas
Dammit! Don't pray to God to kill gays in California, because next thing you know a tornado will wipe out a mostly Christian town in Tennessee or somewhere. You know how bad his aim is.
8/11/2010 11:11:04 AM
#1191188
Papabear
WWJK - Who Would Jesus Kill? Wishing everyone in an entire large state to be drowned or made, at the very least, homeless because you don't care for gay sex? Nice job, a**hole.
8/11/2010 11:14:55 AM
#1191189
breakerslion
"It was destroyed once and then rebuilt. Lets hope it goes into the Ocean this time (fap fap fap)....Come on God (fap fap fap), I pray you destroy these perverts (fapfapfapfapfapfapfap...!)
fixed.
8/11/2010 11:17:58 AM
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8/11/2010 11:18:03 AM
#1191194
Headache
Come on God, I pray you destroy these perverts
And right there is clear evidence for prayers being nothing but pure unadulterated arse gravy!
8/11/2010 11:20:49 AM
#1191202
Sasha
Yet more reason to renounce Christianity: it appears to attract the most vicious elements of society. (And Islam is hardly better)
What is so atrocious about homosexuality? Why does it make fundies so rabid?
8/11/2010 11:23:04 AM
#1191223
TGRwulf
Yeah, let's destroy those who are different frome me!
Shit, fundies never learn do they?
8/11/2010 11:30:50 AM
#1191252
A Nonny Moose
Freaks
Here in this hopeless f-king hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f-king time. Any f-king day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay
8/11/2010 12:07:33 PM
#1191258
Mister Spak
"Come on God, I pray you destroy these perverts"
Are you living in a trailer park in the bible belt?
8/11/2010 12:15:10 PM
#1191259
Se7enSages
Your god is a near sighted sniper with no scope on his rifle. It's a bad idea to ask him to do anything.
8/11/2010 12:16:52 PM
#1191275
Old Viking
Just another slack-jawed, dim-witted believer.
8/11/2010 12:36:58 PM
#1191278
Toothygrin
*looks at Spain*. Nope! Still there!
*looks at Canada*. Nope! Still there!
*looks at Argentina*. Nope! Still there
*looks at Mexico City*. Nope! Still there!
*looks at Holland*. Nope! Still there!
*looks at touchdown Jesus statue*. Oh, my. Direct hit!
8/11/2010 12:41:06 PM
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