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Gun ownership is guaranteed by the Constitution in the BoR. Perverting the definition of marriage to accommodate faggotry is not.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 57 Comments [8/13/2010 3:52:38 AM]
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#1192091
agrf

acutully the right to maintain a well armed milita is in the constutution thats when your supposed to have a gun, but retars misread it.

8/13/2010 4:01:31 AM
#1192093


Dr Doom is sad because he will never be able to marry his beloved RRRRIIIICHHHHAAAAAARRRRDDDDSSSSS!!!

8/13/2010 4:05:56 AM
#1192100
Percy Q. Shunn

Bill Of Rights/2nd Amendment FAIL

And there is nothing in the Constitution regarding marriage. I wonder why...

8/13/2010 4:13:06 AM
#1192102
aaa

Doc, does that really matter? Classical marriage isn't guaranteed by the constitution either.

8/13/2010 4:17:30 AM
#1192103
Rat of Steel

"Perverting the definition of marriage to accommodate faggotry is not."

Guess what? "Traditional" one-man, one-woman marriage (and I use the term "traditional" very loosely here) isn't in the Constitution either. You sure you wanna go there, Doc?

8/13/2010 4:18:28 AM
#1192111
John_in_Oz

What a shame you weren't the judge eh, Doomie? Hahahahahahahaha!

8/13/2010 4:35:23 AM
#1192112
Darn

Giving every moron access to handguns is obviously a dumb idea ... same sex marriage isn't

8/13/2010 4:42:12 AM
#1192116
The Jamo

I don't know that much about your US constitution, but I would bravely wager that it does not define marriage in any way, meaningful or not. Please, someone correct me if I'm wrong.

8/13/2010 5:00:47 AM
#1192120
Serph-no-Okami

"All men created equal" doesn't fly if a woman can marry a man but a man cannot. Not to mention that most objections against gay marriage are based on religion, which the constitution explicitly forbids from having influence on laws.

8/13/2010 5:06:40 AM
#1192123
Mister Spak

Freedom is guaranteed by the Constitution in the BoR. Perverting the meaning of the BoR is not.

8/13/2010 5:07:39 AM
#1192133
Tardis

It's amazing how fundies don't (can't?) read the Constitution for what it really is or says...

10th - The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

8/13/2010 5:26:09 AM
#1192140
emau99

Actually, Doc, marriage is not mentioned in the Constitution at all.

8/13/2010 5:42:21 AM
#1192147
dionysus

Perverting the definition of marriage to accommodate faggotry is not

The definition of marriage isn't IN the Constitution. However, giving homosexuals the same rights as everyone else, while not explicitly in the Constitution is in keeping with the spirit of the Constitution. You have the Bible, which is irrelevant according to the Constitution and you have your personal repulsion, which is also irrelevant. You have NOTHING.

8/13/2010 5:55:02 AM
#1192171
TGRwulf

It's not even mentioned in the bill of rights. You're point is?

8/13/2010 7:02:06 AM
#1192182
Xotan

I am not American, so correct me if I am wrong, but the Bill of Rights is not the constitution, no? And the constitution is not in the Bill of Rights, no?

But what this about guns and marriage? Somebody had a shotgun wedding?

8/13/2010 7:16:53 AM
#1192190
fmitchell

@Xotan:

The Bill of Rights are the first ten amendments to the U.S. Constitution, so technically they're part of the Constitution.

So is the 14th Amendment, which in part says "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

Applicability to Proposition 8 is left as an exercise for the reader.

8/13/2010 7:29:48 AM
#1192192
patrick4024

Two people of the same sex getting married is not going to harm me. A crackpot with a gun just might.

8/13/2010 7:35:04 AM
#1192205
U

2nd Amendment - A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I would go with that yes, it did state that you can keep weapons (don't like gun control). But about gay marriage, I think that falls under...

9th Amendment - The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
and
10th Amendment - The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
And since you say there's no definition in the Constitution regarding marriage...

8/13/2010 7:44:01 AM
#1192214
Timmythepirate

Yes, we all remember that the fourth amendment says "thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman." Right? <sarcasm>

8/13/2010 7:50:19 AM
#1192219
Swede

I'm with patrick4024 on this one.

Isn't marrying your loved one part of the whole "pursuit of happiness" thing?

8/13/2010 7:57:37 AM
#1192228
Deep Search

LOL Okay. That's some pretty big fail.

Free Conservatives get stupider and stupider, damn... They're probably all frothing at the mouth over recent turn of events. Poor babies.

8/13/2010 8:07:21 AM
#1192238
UGH

TOOLS TO KILL: GOOD!
LOVE AMONG PEOPLE: BAAAAD!

UGH HAS SPOKEN!

8/13/2010 8:14:32 AM
#1192239
Anon-e-moose

"Gun ownership is guaranteed by the Constitution in the BoR."

Bill of Rights =/= Constitution. It says so much about a country when more people outside that country know more about it's Constitution than a sizeable proportion of said country's population.

Even the NRA's legislative enforcement website makes no mention of any connection between the Bill of Rights & the 2nd Amendment:

http://www.nraila.org/Issues/Articles/Read.aspx?id=192&issue=010

Ironic, is it not? But then, to most Americans, irony is an alien concept to them

"Perverting the definition of marriage to accommodate faggotry is not."

Ah, DuckturdDumb. Not only his ignorance of the legislative basis of his own country, but his own non-sequitur-based stupidity knows no bounds. Besides...

The recent overturning of Prop. 8 in California, based on violations of equal rights legislation in the Constitution (and the resulting precedent it sets, re. other states' laws) proves him wrong.

But if DuckturdDumb is so eager to put so much stock in the Bill of Rights, he should remember:

'WE hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness--That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed.'

Which includes Gays. 'All men are created Equal' after all. Amirite?

Now you know why I refer to you as DuckturdDumb.

8/13/2010 8:14:35 AM
#1192243
Thinking Allowed

You know, the good doctor is right. Perverting the definition of marriage isn't there. But then again, marriage isn't mentioned anywhere in the U.S. Constitution.

8/13/2010 8:17:23 AM
#1192252
Zeus Almighty

"Gun ownership is guaranteed by the Constitution in the BoR."
... However, the writers failed to mention bullets. Bullets are not mentioned anywhere in the Constitution, therefore there is no right to own bullets.

8/13/2010 8:26:49 AM
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