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[A woman in a law office complains of sexual harassment]

Let this be Defense Exhibit #1 proving conclusively that it is ALWAYS a mistake to hire women in any business except strippers, hookers or janitorial services.
Women are 100% a LIABILITY time bomb just waiting to explode for any number of reasons, real or imagined.
Women are a cancer in any organization, eating away its insides until the entire body succumbs.
OK ladies, you can go cry now and claim PMS and leave early to go get a facial.

Dick Decent, Above the Law 71 Comments [8/13/2010 3:54:37 AM]
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Average Guy

Trouble getting laid, Dick?

8/13/2010 3:57:34 AM

agrf

well he is a dick

8/13/2010 4:00:13 AM

Dan Onymous

"Women are 100% a LIABILITY time bomb just waiting to explode for any number of reasons, real or imagined."


They're a liability for imaginary reasons?! Is that supposed to make sense?

8/13/2010 4:06:58 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Dick.

8/13/2010 4:09:26 AM

Anna Ghislaine

It's bad to hope someone gets into a serious accident. But if this guy does, I hope the only paramedics available are women.

8/13/2010 4:16:50 AM

Goosey

"Defense Exhibit #1"?

Here's a tip: in a sexual harassment case, "shouldn't have hired her anyway" isn't a very solid defence. Want to hazard a guess why?

8/13/2010 4:21:23 AM

Gah

What a sad, pathetic, useless little dickhead. Possibly the most fitting name I've seen here in a while, though.

Ok, Dick, you can go cry in the corner now over your obviously deep-rooted mother issues.

8/13/2010 4:27:28 AM

John_in_Oz

Oh I see the pun!
Dick decent/dick descent, meaning an impotent cock-knocker. Good one.

8/13/2010 4:31:07 AM

aaa

"Oh noes! A female complains! Therefore they are a cancer to the society!" Dude, eat a bag of rotten dicks.

8/13/2010 4:31:52 AM

The Jamo

You know, Dick, your name is strangely apt.

8/13/2010 4:58:55 AM

Mister Spak

Let this be Defense Exhibit #1 proving conclusively that it is ALWAYS a mistake to hire fundies in any business except asking if you want fries with that.
Fundies are 100% a LIABILITY time bomb just waiting to explode for any number of reasons, real or imagined.
Fundies are a cancer in any organization, eating away its insides until the entire body succumbs.
OK Fundies, you can go cry now and claim persecution and leave early to go get a Jesus facial.

8/13/2010 5:06:40 AM

Serph-no-Okami

Boohoo, did the woman behind the windows turn you down again despite the money you're waving at them? Take it out on your own beergut instead of on the fairer of the two sexes, mate, you're a disgrace to my gender.

8/13/2010 5:08:57 AM

Cid Highwind

"Dick", huh. Exactly what it says on the tin, I guess...

8/13/2010 5:11:00 AM

nutbunny

I think Dick Decent needs a facial of a particularly indecent kind

8/13/2010 5:21:48 AM

Badger

Dick by name....

8/13/2010 5:33:06 AM

MK

Mysoginistic as all fuck, but not fundie. The fact that he mentions "strippers and hookers" indicates he's not a fundie - just another boy with penis size issues.

8/13/2010 5:35:20 AM

misshani

"Women are 100% a LIABILITY"

Avoiding the point. Hiring people with no self-restraint or respect for fellow coworkers is the real liability you're talking about.

And if you're really suggesting this one "Exhibit" proves anything conclusively about all women, you don't belong anywhere near a legal discussion. Or a woman, for that matter.

(Also, that article in the link, and just about every comment, is almost as condescending too.)

8/13/2010 5:45:27 AM

EmFinnFZ

We don't actually have a "sexists say the darndest things" area, but trying to stretch this into fundie-ism is nonsensical.

8/13/2010 5:46:42 AM

dionysus

Translation: "I'm an butt-ugly motherfucker who feels threatened by all women because the closest thing I've ever had to having sex was that one time I accidentally bumped into a woman on the street. It's somehow their fault I'm a complete loser."

8/13/2010 6:00:30 AM

Horsefeathers

Well, you're certainly a dick but nowhere near decent.

8/13/2010 6:26:49 AM

TGRwulf

Wow, just... wow.

GDIAF you misogyinist piece of shit.

8/13/2010 7:03:46 AM

Xotan

This man is a Dick! He say so himself!

8/13/2010 7:13:55 AM

U

And if you're really suggesting this one "Exhibit" proves anything conclusively about all women, you don't belong anywhere near a legal discussion. Or a woman, for that matter.
I don't know, Sarah Palin maybe someone he should get close to. Just so we can see the firework.

8/13/2010 7:38:13 AM

The Duelist

Just because your handle is "Dick", does not mean that you get to act like one...

8/13/2010 7:40:22 AM

Swede

You certainly are a Dick, but you're not Decent.

I have been a woman for 41 years and I have never ever claimed PMS nor had a facial.

The problem with sexual harassment lies with the perpetrator, not with the victim. Sure, women can harass men too, but in this case it sounds like the victim is a woman.
If there are no women around, like in the Catholic church, some men will find victims to harass anyway.

8/13/2010 7:53:02 AM
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