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Why do non-Christians demand so much "falsifiable evidence"?

They want us to test our God through experiment to see if He is real or not. Falsifiability is Satanic when applied to God, because He is true no matter what anyone does. He exists, and you had better accept that as the Truth.

following Jesus word, Yahoo Answers 82 Comments [8/13/2010 3:54:44 AM]
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Average Guy

It's true because it is.

8/13/2010 3:55:58 AM

Dan Onymous

Why would proof of God's existence be 'satanic'?

8/13/2010 4:05:25 AM



See, christians take the word truth, rip away any meaning it has, put a capital letter on it, and then apply it to any old ridiculous belief.

That way, they get to think that their beliefs are the truth, unaware that they have bastardised the the word so much that what is said simply has no meaning.

Pink flying Hippos exist and you had better accept that as the Truth.

8/13/2010 4:07:24 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

The never-ending loop of circular logic and idiocy...

8/13/2010 4:07:41 AM

Rat of Steel

"Why do non-Christians demand so much 'falsifiable evidence'?"

Because that's how things are, and have always been, proven in real life. Here in the real world, we actually care whether or not the things we believe are true. I'm sorry to see that you apparently don't share that opinion.

Any more stupid questions, or shall I move on to our next caller now?

8/13/2010 4:12:27 AM

John_in_Oz

All true things pass the test of falsifiable evidence. Why are you afraid your God cannot do it?

8/13/2010 4:29:10 AM

aaa

Logical fallacies will not impress anyone.

8/13/2010 4:30:05 AM

SleepNeed

Q1:Why is Cthulhu true and real?

A1:Because the Necronomicon says he's real and true.

Q2: How do you know that the Necronomicon is true?

A2: Because Cthulhu says it's true and real.

Repeat Q and A of 1 and 2 ad infinitum. Since it's with a different, just replace Cthulhu with God/Yahweh and Necronomicon with Bible, do you see the fault in your logic?

8/13/2010 4:52:53 AM

The Jamo

Falsifiability ensures that we don't get bogged down in superstitious circular reasoning hell like the bible is. If you want to call it satanic then go right ahead. It only makes you look like an idiot.

8/13/2010 4:56:56 AM

BobsOldSocks

I wonder, did religion make this person stupid or were they as dumb as a bag of hammers to begin with?

8/13/2010 5:01:43 AM

Mister Spak

They want us to test our Allah through experiment to see if He is real or not. Falsifiability is Satanic when applied to Allah, because He is true no matter what anyone does. He exists, and you had better accept that as the Truth.

8/13/2010 5:04:40 AM



you had better accept that as the Truth.

Please FOAD.

8/13/2010 5:14:46 AM

nutbunny

NO I won't and you can't make me!

8/13/2010 5:20:22 AM

awitch

"He exists, and you had better accept that as the Truth."

Make me.

8/13/2010 5:31:25 AM

MK

@BobsOldSocks - I'd say they were dumb as a bag of hammers to begin with. That's the type of person fundie religion preys on and ropes in, the people who are too mentally weak to think it through.

8/13/2010 5:36:59 AM

Arctic Knight

I don't accept it because there is no evidence to indicate your, or any god exists. Falsifiability cannot be satanic since there is equally no evidence to indicate the existence of Satan.

8/13/2010 5:37:18 AM

emau99

Falsifiability is Satanic when applied to God, because He is true no matter what anyone does.

Even when he lies?
Even when he contradicts himself?

He exists, and you had better accept that as the Truth.

Or else....what?

8/13/2010 5:46:41 AM



>>Q2: How do you know that the Necronomicon is true?
>>A2: Because Cthulhu says it's true and real.

Cthulhu says no such thing. Cthulhu cares nothing of what any mere mortal believes. Why would he? Would _you_ care if the ants you are exterminating from your house believe you are real?

8/13/2010 5:51:50 AM

Quantum Mechanic

So Chthulu IS real!



8/13/2010 5:59:11 AM

raindrops

Wishful thinking is not the truth.

Grow a brain.

8/13/2010 6:12:55 AM

Horsefeathers

"Why do non-Christians demand so much "falsifiable evidence"?"

Because that's how both science and rational people discern the likelihood that a claim is true.

"They want us to test our God through experiment to see if He is real or not."

And the problem is? I mean other than you not being able to find him.

"Falsifiability is Satanic when applied to God, because He is true no matter what anyone does."

I don't think "Satanic" means what you think it means. And if your god is true no matter what anyone does then you have no reason not to test this god hypothesis of yours.

"He exists, and you had better accept that as the Truth."

I have yet to see anyone, anything or any system of belief provide Truth. Even science only provides "truth" with a small "t".

8/13/2010 6:22:41 AM

Hakar

You're just afraid that He does not exist, just admit it already.

8/13/2010 6:22:59 AM



"I wonder, did religion make this person stupid or were they as dumb as a bag of hammers to begin with?"

Thinking isn't always easy, whether you are smart or stupid. Religion just takes away the burden of thinking for yourself and replaces it with both a prepackaged set of beliefs and a group of people who likewise accept them. Anything you're not sure of, you just go to your Book or your Church to find out. It's a pretty attractive proposition to people who can't or don't want to deal with reality.

8/13/2010 6:31:45 AM

MK

@BobsOldSocks - I'd say they were dumb as a bag of hammers to begin with. That's the type of person fundie religion preys on and ropes in, the people who are too mentally weak to think it through.

8/13/2010 6:32:32 AM

dionysus

Why do non-Christians demand so much "falsifiable evidence"?

Because that's the best way to distinguish fact from shit someone made up.

They want us to test our God through experiment to see if He is real or not.

And the problem with that is?

Falsifiability is Satanic when applied to God

Gee, that's not a cop out. Not at all. [/sarcasm]

He is true no matter what anyone does. He exists, and you had better accept that as the Truth.

Hey, how about you go fuck yourself. I'm not accepting anything without evidence and the fact that you are telling us to "just believe" shows how weak your argument really is.

8/13/2010 6:35:11 AM
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