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#1194583
aaa
Oh noes! Bicycles are somehow sinister!
8/19/2010 7:49:30 PM
#1194584
Noxious agendas, such as?
8/19/2010 7:49:41 PM
#1194606
Lucilius
Yeah, that plot to take over the world by means of bike rack fees is probably going to take a while.
8/19/2010 8:19:28 PM
#1194643
8/19/2010 9:18:00 PM
#1194673
anti-nonsense
oh noes, evil bike racks!
8/19/2010 10:39:03 PM
#1194677
PENUS-ENUS
I literally laughed my ass of when i saw this!
8/19/2010 10:49:01 PM
#1194697
Freethink
WATCH OUT EVERYONE! THE BICYCLE INVASION IS COMING! THEY'LL BE COMING AFTER YOU!...AND YOU!...AND YOU!!!!.....
8/19/2010 11:44:47 PM
#1194709
Saint Mango
You know the word "bicycle" sounds an AWFUL LOT like "bi-sickle" like two sickles (!) so somewhere out there in Denver they are putting out pay toolboxes and mark my words they will have two hammers printed on them. DOUBLE COMMUNIST UN AGENDA GUYS.
*snortle*
8/20/2010 12:23:24 AM
#1194715
Melch
DON'T YOU SEE THE SIGNS?
1. Lance Armstrong rides bikes
2. Lance Armstrong only has one nut.
3. Tupac only has one nut.
4. Tupac released an album under the name Makaveli
5. The definition of Machiavellanism is "the employment of cunning and duplicity in statecraft or in general conduct"
THE BIKES ARE THERE TO FOOL PEOPLE.
8/20/2010 1:05:26 AM
#1194718
London Jew
Gah, and David Cameron and Boris Johnson are part of a sinister international plot to get us all to turn bicycual!
8/20/2010 1:27:25 AM
#1194751
George W.Harrison
Yes!Don't give money to the eeeeevil bike corporations, but to the honest, wholesome businesses of the oil and motor businesses!
8/20/2010 3:46:53 AM
#1194766
Percy Q. Shunn
Change out Haliburton or the Tea Party with the U.N. and you may be onto something.
8/20/2010 4:44:12 AM
#1194845
lisamariefan
Only 2 nutjob quotes this month? I'm kinda disappointed!
Of course, I really haven't done my part to find, read and evaluate this crap, so I'm partially to blame.
8/20/2010 9:03:17 AM
#1194849
nutbunny
I thought that bicycle-oriented machinations were specifically non-noxious.
8/20/2010 9:12:23 AM
#1194853
Wrong. It's a gay agenda thing. Pushing BI-cycles on to kids. Where are all the hetero-cycle?
8/20/2010 9:25:33 AM
#1194862
Doubting Thomas
First it's bike racks on every corner, then it's Russian troops marching in the town square. Yeah, I definitely see the connection. But you should have put "WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!1!!" in there.
8/20/2010 9:56:10 AM
#1194880
Jeff Weskamp
I live in Colorado, and our Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes actually endorsed this idea during his campaign against fellow Republican Scott "The Plagiarist" McInnis.
He won the primary, anyway.
8/20/2010 10:57:29 AM
#1194916
Table Rock
Or they could be funding a secret plan to buy everyone an ice cream sandwich.
Just a thought.
8/20/2010 12:45:22 PM
#1195453
Pule Thamex
"Just a thought."
Well, at least you have one. It may be a deluded thunk, sinking in a gloopy pool of loopy paranoia, but at least you have one. Why not take encouragement from that and try for another one. This time, see if you can get the thought to intrude a tiny bit in to reality. Keep on progressing in a like manner, and you could eventually be cured.
8/21/2010 1:52:04 PM
#1195878
Canadia
Bicycle RACE, bicycle RACE!
Funded by the U.N. and invading Earth from space!
DEAR GOD NO!
8/22/2010 1:58:27 PM
#1195908
Reverend Jeremiah
Wait a minute..umm...LOL...WUT?!
8/22/2010 2:47:37 PM
#1195984
WMDKitty
*starts humming Queen's "Bicycle Race"*
8/22/2010 9:38:50 PM
#1196595
Starscream
1. Bicycles
2. ?????
3. PROFIT! And doom for western civilisation.
Yeah, makes perfect sense. Now if you'll just step this way, these men in white coats will show you to your room...
8/24/2010 5:04:37 AM
#1197265
con70
watch out, the bells on the bikes will cause a subtle program, put there by UN commercials... no really..., in people and they will maul you to death.... ooooooh nooooooossseee
8/25/2010 6:42:38 AM
#1197301
Ooooh. It could be even more insidious than you think. What if they plan to use the money from these bike racks to pay for UPKEEP AND MAINTAINANCE!!!
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
8/25/2010 7:14:29 AM
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