Oh noes! Bicycles are somehow sinister!
8/19/2010 7:49:30 PM
Noxious agendas, such as?
8/19/2010 7:49:41 PM
Yeah, that plot to take over the world by means of bike rack fees is probably going to take a while.
8/19/2010 8:19:28 PM
8/19/2010 9:18:00 PM
oh noes, evil bike racks!
8/19/2010 10:39:03 PM
I literally laughed my ass of when i saw this!
8/19/2010 10:49:01 PM
WATCH OUT EVERYONE! THE BICYCLE INVASION IS COMING! THEY'LL BE COMING AFTER YOU!...AND YOU!...AND YOU!!!!.....
8/19/2010 11:44:47 PM
You know the word "bicycle" sounds an AWFUL LOT like "bi-sickle" like two sickles (!) so somewhere out there in Denver they are putting out pay toolboxes and mark my words they will have two hammers printed on them. DOUBLE COMMUNIST UN AGENDA GUYS.
8/20/2010 12:23:24 AM
DON'T YOU SEE THE SIGNS?
1. Lance Armstrong rides bikes
2. Lance Armstrong only has one nut.
3. Tupac only has one nut.
4. Tupac released an album under the name Makaveli
5. The definition of Machiavellanism is "the employment of cunning and duplicity in statecraft or in general conduct"
THE BIKES ARE THERE TO FOOL PEOPLE.
8/20/2010 1:05:26 AM
Gah, and David Cameron and Boris Johnson are part of a sinister international plot to get us all to turn bicycual!
8/20/2010 1:27:25 AM
Yes!Don't give money to the eeeeevil bike corporations, but to the honest, wholesome businesses of the oil and motor businesses!
8/20/2010 3:46:53 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
Change out Haliburton or the Tea Party with the U.N. and you may be onto something.
8/20/2010 4:44:12 AM
Only 2 nutjob quotes this month? I'm kinda disappointed!
Of course, I really haven't done my part to find, read and evaluate this crap, so I'm partially to blame.
8/20/2010 9:03:17 AM
I thought that bicycle-oriented machinations were specifically non-noxious.
8/20/2010 9:12:23 AM
Wrong. It's a gay agenda thing. Pushing BI-cycles on to kids. Where are all the hetero-cycle?
8/20/2010 9:25:33 AM
First it's bike racks on every corner, then it's Russian troops marching in the town square. Yeah, I definitely see the connection. But you should have put "WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!1!!" in there.
8/20/2010 9:56:10 AM
I live in Colorado, and our Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes actually endorsed this idea during his campaign against fellow Republican Scott "The Plagiarist" McInnis.
He won the primary, anyway.
8/20/2010 10:57:29 AM
Or they could be funding a secret plan to buy everyone an ice cream sandwich.
Just a thought.
8/20/2010 12:45:22 PM
"Just a thought."
Well, at least you have one. It may be a deluded thunk, sinking in a gloopy pool of loopy paranoia, but at least you have one. Why not take encouragement from that and try for another one. This time, see if you can get the thought to intrude a tiny bit in to reality. Keep on progressing in a like manner, and you could eventually be cured.
8/21/2010 1:52:04 PM
Bicycle RACE, bicycle RACE!
Funded by the U.N. and invading Earth from space!
DEAR GOD NO!
8/22/2010 1:58:27 PM
Wait a minute..umm...LOL...WUT?!
8/22/2010 2:47:37 PM
*starts humming Queen's "Bicycle Race"*
8/22/2010 9:38:50 PM
3. PROFIT! And doom for western civilisation.
Yeah, makes perfect sense. Now if you'll just step this way, these men in white coats will show you to your room...
8/24/2010 5:04:37 AM
watch out, the bells on the bikes will cause a subtle program, put there by UN commercials... no really..., in people and they will maul you to death.... ooooooh nooooooossseee
8/25/2010 6:42:38 AM
Ooooh. It could be even more insidious than you think. What if they plan to use the money from these bike racks to pay for UPKEEP AND MAINTAINANCE!!!
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
8/25/2010 7:14:29 AM