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Janet Museveni, the first lady of Uganda, warned participants at a national youth convention about the promotion of homosexuality, which she said advocates undertake for the sake of money.

"In God's word, homosexuality attracts a curse, but now people are engaging in it and saying they are created that way,” said Museveni, as reported by New Vision. β€œIt is for money. The devil is stoking fires to destroy our nation and those taking advantage are doing so because our people are poor," she said. Mrs. Museveni advised the youth not only to listen to messages on how they can make money but also focus on spiritual growth. "You know that you will lose everything else when you lose your soul.”


Janet Museveni, http://advocate.com 35 Comments [8/27/2010 3:50:42 AM]
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Adel Khoury

Look for an enormous increase in homosexuality as the economic downturn escalates. I expect everyone will be making gay money by 2012, at which point the entire world will enter its first Golden Age of the Homosexual, as predicted hundreds of years ago by the ancient Mayans.

Oh, wait, hold on, that makes no fucking sense.

8/27/2010 4:06:00 AM

whatever

First, stop executing gays. Then we'll talk.

8/27/2010 4:30:43 AM

Nowonmai

It's amazing what people babble when they are on hallucinogens.

8/27/2010 4:40:05 AM

Cy

Sorry, given that intense discrimination, prison sentences and death all tens to make it kind of hard to obtain or keep a job and make money, how exactly does "people are going gay for the money" make any sense?

8/27/2010 4:52:56 AM

aaa

So, how many gallons of LSD did you intake before you came up with this shit?

8/27/2010 5:00:19 AM

Table Rock

Yeah, my gay friends are so excited whenever they receive their homosexual stipend in the mail.

8/27/2010 5:22:22 AM

Mister Spak

Africa still believes in imaginary spooks. Not that American conservatives are any more advanced.

8/27/2010 5:51:42 AM

nutbunny

Excuse me,bitch. Sit the fuck down and stop giving those in Africa a bad name via your bigoted ramblings.

I'm not being paid to be gay. Nor are any other homosexuals on the planet (okay, maybe some young studs on the internet, but hey ;-D )

Saying shit like that to a world audience is what's going to keep you poor. Most people do not want to invest in an environment as repressive as the one you're promoting. Not necessarily because they disagree about the gay thing, but more because that attitude is a sign of worse things to come.

8/27/2010 6:16:41 AM

SZD

¨`It is for money. The devil is stoking fires to destroy our nation and those taking advantage are doing so because our people are poor,´ she said. Mrs. Museveni advised the youth not only to listen to messages on how they can make money but also focus on spiritual growth.¨

What? Those of us of a homosexual persuasion get paid for it?! Why doesn´t anyone tell me these things!?

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@Table Rock, @nutbunny Beat me to it. One of these days I´ll be faster...

8/27/2010 6:33:45 AM

zaatheist

It is for money. The devil is stoking fires to destroy our nation and those taking advantage are doing so because our people are poor,´ she said. Mrs. Museven before she climbed back into her chauffeu driven BMW 750i to be driven for a lunch date with her political cronies at the most expensive restaurant in town.

8/27/2010 6:41:56 AM

Canadia

Uganda is gay for pay.

8/27/2010 6:42:55 AM

Berny

The ignorance is strong in Uganda. We can thank Christian fundamentalist missionaries for taking advantage of these ignorant people and filling their heads with more shit they didn't need. This is why I do not have any respect for most missionaries and I support secular aid organizations like Doctor Without Borders.

8/27/2010 7:29:01 AM

Doubting Thomas

the promotion of homosexuality, which she said advocates undertake for the sake of money.

1. Promote homosexuality.
2. ?
3. Profit!

8/27/2010 8:11:46 AM

emau99

Gays are in it for...the money?

In Uganda?

8/27/2010 9:07:16 AM



They eat the POO POO!

8/27/2010 9:55:19 AM

The L

How the fucking hell does being gay make you rich?

Especially when you consider the large percentage of homeless teenagers who are gay! Those kids don't stand to make much money, or have much of a life, really.

8/27/2010 11:56:25 AM

Xotan

Janet Musuveni is a stupid bitch.

Take note Janet of what I just called you.

Actually, she is a stupid lying bitch.

Take further note Janet.

Even more, she is a stupid, lying evil bitch.

Still listening Janet?

Now tell me Janet, did you ever hear of Elena Ceauscescu? She was a stupid lying evil bitch. Take a lesson from what happened to her and leave the politics to you husband - he's bad enough on his own - or worse might happen to you than did to Mrs Ceascescu.

Besides, shouldn't a woman be silent in the assembly? So why are you, a mere woman, spouting forth political policy? Read you bible you heathenish cow.

I doubt if Mtesa would have agreed with you. He probably would have had you killed slowly and painfully for his amusement because you are speaking out of turn. Now he was a real Ugandan.

8/27/2010 12:06:21 PM

John_in_Oz

Was this correctly reported?
If her country's extreme poverty is driving youth into homosexual prostitution, I can appreciate and even support her arguing aginst succumbing to the temptation to go 'gay for pay'.
Of course, as is, she comes across as a lunatic.

8/27/2010 12:19:10 PM

Old Viking

Two women on a cruise were seated side by side on deck chairs.

"That certainly is a beautiful ring," the first said. "I've never seen such a huge diamond."

"Oh, thank you, replied the second. "This is the world-famous Ginsberg diamond. It's worth millions, but it come with a curse."

"Oh, what's the curse?"

"Ginsberg."

8/27/2010 12:48:45 PM

Meshakhad

Someone slap some frakking sanctions on Uganda.

8/27/2010 1:23:54 PM

AuraTwilight

It takes a lot to make me want to murder someone.

8/27/2010 2:09:32 PM

Hive

Well shit... why aren't I rich then?

8/27/2010 10:26:37 PM

Shadoboy

Even ignoring all your religious bullshit, WHAT THE FUCK HAS ANYTHING OF THAT TO DO WITH MONEY?!

8/28/2010 12:23:49 AM



Considering, how flat on those fuckers are on their black asses economy-wise, they sure could use some of teh ghey.

Seriously, with this logic shit ought to turn good.

1. Acquires hordes of teh ghey
2. Taxate teh ghey
3. Fix your broken ass nation
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

8/28/2010 5:17:39 AM

The Duelist

Uganda is what happens when Christians are in charge. 'Nuff said.

8/28/2010 3:17:25 PM
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