Agreed ! and in Africa, the people pray to Satan to rid them of the demons.
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Like how you have to write to the TV licence folks to get them to stop sending all those pamphlets about how I've no TV licence and they're going to come for me in the night? Sounds pretty reasonable to assume Satan'd have some kind of control over the demons. AND, considering you've no hope at all of going to Heaven according to Fundamentalistism, getting chummy with Satan before turning up might not be a bad move. All in all, praise Satan. Lord, Master, and Great Looking Guy.
You do know that Africa is a continent, not a country, right? Right?
There are many different religions in Africa. I don't think Satanism is that prevalent, though.
"Agreed ! and in Africa, the people pray to Satan to rid them of the demons."
Ah, the Americentricism, ignorance and bigotry of the Ruptured Retardian, it knows no bounds.
I suggest you watch a few travelogues and documentaries, as well as crack open a "National Geographic" or three.
You'll be surprised what a few facts can do.
But then of course, we're dealing with Raptards. Who worship Ronnie Raygun as if he were Lord God Almighty himself (stupid minds don't think alike after all):
'Facts are stupid things'
-Ronnie Raygun
Pharisees: "Oh shit he's calling on Satan to cast out demons!"
Jesus: "lolno. Demons do not work that way."
I was definitely going somewhere with this, but for the life of me I can't remember where.
First off, Africa is a continent, not a country.
Secondly, Christianity in some form is the dominant religion in some of those countries.
Thirdly, Satan only exists in Christianity and a couple of other Abrahamic faiths like Theistic Satanism (which grew out of Christianity but also incorporates many Gnostic elements so is distinct from Christianity). People who do not believe in Satan don't pray to him.
Fourth, if you're one of those idiots who claim that any prayer not directed at Republican Jesus goes to Satan then you are arguing that Satan is more powerful than God. I'm a theistic Satanist and even I don't believe that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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