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Obama does what Muslims do.
Obama says what Muslims say.
Obama has said the Muslim declaration of faith from memory in perfect Arabic and perfect accent.(has never said the Lord's prayer)
Obama has said my Muslim faith.
Obama is always in support of everything Islamic.
Obama has criticized American Christians as primitive people clinging to their God and their guns.
Obama does not attend any church.
Obama does not celebrate Christian holidays.
Obama politically spits on Israel, Britain, and Poland while praising every Islamic nation in the world.(all 57 of them coincidentally)
Gee. I wonder why anyone would think he might be a Muslim?

240B, Free Republic 46 Comments [8/28/2010 10:05:07 PM]
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Canadia

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Also, if he IS a Muslim, it doesn't matter, freedom of religion, you get YOUR invisible sky fairy, let the man have his.

8/29/2010 11:08:39 AM

anti-nonsense

Lying for Jesus is still lying.

8/29/2010 12:21:11 PM



Muslims say stuff like women shouldn't be allowed to drive. I don't recall Obama ever saying that.

8/29/2010 12:38:01 PM

Giveitaday

Obama does what Muslims do.
Obama says what Muslims say.


And that would be what?

Obama has said the Muslim declaration of faith from memory in perfect Arabic and perfect accent

Your point is what? I know both christians and atheists that can do the same. Anybody raised in a predominetly muslim country can do the same. Does that mean they are all secret muslims too?

.(has never said the Lord's prayer)

And you know that how? Moreover, how do you expect anyone to believe that you know or could ever possibly know whether or not Obama has ever said the lord's prayer or not. That's called lying, but I'm sure you are all too familiar with that.

Obama has said my Muslim faith.

So?

Obama is always in support of everything Islamic.

There you go with the lying again.

Obama has criticized American Christians as primitive people clinging to their God and their guns.

First, he never said "primative people", that's an outright lie. Second, If the shoe fits...

Obama does not attend any church.

So have other presidents, So what? Where is it written that the president is required to attend a church on any regular basis?

Obama does not celebrate Christian holidays.

And you know this how? Do you expect to anyone to believe that you have intimate and specific knowledge of what the president and his family do on holidays? You are so full of shit.

Obama politically spits on Israel, Britain, and Poland

Billions in foreign military aid is hardly "spitting" on a country. Moreover, you seem to be suggesting that the US somehow owes a debt to Israel, Britain, and Poland.

while praising every Islamic nation in the world.

When? And since when are sanctions, bombing raids, and occupation considered "praise"?

Gee. I wonder why anyone would think he might be a Muslim?

Because he is a black person with a foreign sounding namea and a democrat to boot, And the US is in an era where there is quite a bit of islamophobia. So Gee, I wonder why you would want people to think that.

You call yourselves "Free Republic" but that isn't what you want. The kinda of world you advocate there isn't free in any sense of the word. You would have a world where your religion was backed by the force of law, where people wouldn't be free to disbelieve or convert to a different religion. You would have a world where no one would be free to dissent or hold political views that others disagree with. In short... you and your kind a "Free Republic" DON'T KNOW THE FIRST FUCKING THING ABOUT FREEDOM!

8/29/2010 1:00:44 PM

Old Viking

Sounds familiar. Utterly stupid, but familiar.

8/29/2010 1:17:25 PM

Giardano Bruno

I am a Catholic and speak Arabic, although not very well. Know who speaks Arabic well? Arab Catholics, and there are lots of them.

For the rest of it, there is no more reason to believe that Barack Obama is Muslim than to believe that Halle Berry is a Finnish albino.


8/29/2010 1:47:13 PM

Doubting Thomas

Um, I'm going to have to ask for a [citation needed] on pretty much all of that.

And I would really like to know what it is that Obama does & says that Muslims do.

[b]Obama has criticized American Christians as primitive people clinging to their God and their guns.[b]

If this is true, then he's 100% right.

8/29/2010 2:09:46 PM



1) I doubt you know what muslims do because I doubt you are tolerant enough to be around muslims
2) And what exactly is that?
3) What the fuck? Citation needed bitch.
4) C i t a t i o n n e e d e d
5) LOL WUT? Because he didn't ban a mosque in new york? He supports religious freedom dude.
6) CITATION MUTHA FUCKA. DO YOU HAVE ONE?
7) Uh, yes he does. That's a flat out fucking lie.
8) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t2Ry7I5DNuQ/SzcDfNQTwkI/AAAAAAAAE4U/UThFPHync5g/s320/Obama+Christmas+tree.jpg lololololol
9) Fuck Israel. They are just as stubborn and violent as palestien. Poland? LOL WUT? Nobody gives a damn about poland. And bombing the muslim nations is a real funny way of showing support.

Gee. I wonder...what is this I don't even

8/29/2010 2:16:15 PM

Sasha

Does Obama pray 5 times a day in the direction of Mecca? Should be easy to provide evidence if true. If not, you're just another christian fundie liar, and an excellent reason to abandon christianity.

8/29/2010 6:38:02 PM



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8/29/2010 8:05:51 PM

Amadaun

@ #1199608: I, personally, give a fuck about Poland. The coolest thing about Poland is how it has managed to continue existing as a concept despite being repeatedly obliterated as a political reality. Its historical relationship to Lithuania is also fun. Poland isn't utopia or anything, but there is no need to sneer at it.

240 fails. Especially since the shahada is so short anyone could say it by rote after minimal study--although I wouldn't advise it, since treating sacred things casually upsets people a lot.

8/29/2010 9:58:36 PM

Lilith

So what if he was a Muslim, I don't recall any law that says you have to be Christian in order to run for office?

8/29/2010 10:13:04 PM

Swede

Have you been spying on Obama day and night his whole life, or what?

8/30/2010 7:14:45 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Lie much?

8/30/2010 7:24:54 AM



I wonder if the drinking beer is an exception contemplated somehow in the Koran. Otherwise...........

8/30/2010 9:31:33 AM

Brenz

Obama drinks, smokes and eats ham. He also attended a Christian church, which still wasn't enough for you jerks.

8/30/2010 8:16:14 PM

Godbuster

Is this your perfect candidate's speech?

"BLABLABLABLA GOD BLABLABLABLABLA JESUS BLABLABLABLABLA TERRORISTS BLABLABLABLA TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH BLABLABLABLABLABLA NO BENEFITS FOR THE LAZY UNEMPLOYED BLABLABLABLABLA BIBLE BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA"

8/31/2010 3:06:28 PM

GamblingDementor

Obama is offering support to Israel ... Guess you are wrong on that point. And on every other statement you said.

6/12/2011 10:59:08 PM

TB Tabby

Obama has criticized American Christians as primitive people clinging to their God and their guns.

Hey, if the shoe fits...

6/12/2011 11:33:55 PM



"Obama has criticized American Christians as primitive people clinging to their God and their guns."

It's too bad he didn't do that one, because he would have been right.

6/15/2012 6:14:44 PM

Nagol

Another Liar for Jesus.

6/15/2012 6:37:09 PM
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