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#1199157
Narnarr
sorry, can not remember anyone being killed by jesus...
8/28/2010 10:18:38 PM
#1199159
Wehpudicabok
As long as she's of age, leave her alone, it's her business. I honestly don't think Jesus gives a damn about what she likes.
8/28/2010 10:19:54 PM
#1199161
gayporngirl
Are you threatening me?
8/28/2010 10:21:30 PM
#1199165
Amanda
What's Jesus going to kill her with? A machete? An Uzi? Or is he just going to slip something in her coffee? By the way, which part of the bible says Jesus kills his enemies?
8/28/2010 10:23:58 PM
#1199166
TGRwulf
Feel that Christian love!
8/28/2010 10:24:00 PM
#1199171
Alencon
Another Internet Tough Guy who lets his imaginary friend fight his battles.
8/28/2010 10:26:19 PM
#1199183
8/28/2010 10:34:55 PM
#1199186
Hammurabi
I'd of thought she'd be a big fan of Jesus. After all, she likes watching guys get nailed....
*cricket*
*cricket* *cricket*
8/28/2010 10:36:45 PM
#1199187
TGRwulf
@Hammurabi
Took me a second, but I laughed.
8/28/2010 10:37:39 PM
#1199189
Justanotheratheist
Killed by a bloke who's been dead for 2000 years, just because she likes pics of naked women.
Ah, feel the love. What would my Sunday morning be without it?
8/28/2010 10:43:45 PM
#1199195
Philbert McAdamia
That Jesus - he a ba-a-a-d mother f...
Shut yo mouth!
Jus' talkin' 'bout Jesus.
8/28/2010 10:52:43 PM
#1199202
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Jesus killed that John the Baptist cat.
8/28/2010 11:06:33 PM
#1199217
WMDKitty
That really depends if he's referring to Jesus of Nazareth or Hay-soos the meth dealer....
8/28/2010 11:44:24 PM
#1199228
GodotIsWaiting4U
...right...moving on...
8/29/2010 12:07:19 AM
#1199234
Tolpuddle Martyr
8/29/2010 12:21:40 AM
#1199236
jesus-face tortilla
the second coming: this time, it's personal.
8/29/2010 12:25:49 AM
#1199241
JESUS CHRIST IN END OF DAYS
8/29/2010 12:42:57 AM
#1199245
shykid
"[concerning a girl who gets turned on by gay porn]"
Makes sense that she would. After all, a fairly large portion of straight/bi guys are turned on by girl-on-girl.
"You are an enemy of Jesus, and Jesus kills his enemies."
You know, I don't think you quite grok this Jesus fella or his teachings.
"Prepare for eternal damnation."
Or eternal stupid if you decide to dwell at Yahoo! Answers.
8/29/2010 12:50:35 AM
#1199247
Mrs. Antichrist
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart (Where!?) Down in my heart!
8/29/2010 12:52:35 AM
#1199250
The Ryanator has spoken.
8/29/2010 12:58:45 AM
#1199251
PhoenixUltima
It's telling that the other people on Y!A who believe that homosexuality is a sin replied to the tune of "ask Jesus for help and He will forgive and guide you". This guy isn't a soldier for the Lord, he just wants to get his hate on. How sad.
8/29/2010 12:58:45 AM
#1199254
emau99
Fantastic! You just can't make this shit up.
Oh, wait...yes, you can.
8/29/2010 1:02:01 AM
#1199258
solomongrundy
Double post...
8/29/2010 1:16:19 AM
#1199264
solomongrundy
The Ryanator's Bible must be missing Luke 6:27-28
But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
Though it's interesting that Jesus doesn't practice what he preaches, in fact he curses his enemies as often than he forgives them. The Seven Woes of Matthew and the Six Woes of Luke (the Bible's authors can't seem to decide how many Woes there are) is a good example.
Narnarr wrote:
sorry, can not remember anyone being killed by jesus...
There's a reason the Gospel of Thomas was left out of the Bible. In it the young Jesus supernaturally kills two other children, one for spilling water, the other for accidentally bumping into him.
8/29/2010 1:24:27 AM
#1199270
Kat S.
What a suprise. The Ryanator's profile has been deleted. Troll or Poe maybe?
8/29/2010 1:55:47 AM
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