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[concerning a girl who gets turned on by gay porn]

You are an enemy of Jesus, and Jesus kills his enemies.

Prepare for eternal damnation.

The Ryanator, Yahoo Answers 92 Comments [8/28/2010 10:10:15 PM]
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Narnarr

sorry, can not remember anyone being killed by jesus...

8/28/2010 10:18:38 PM

Wehpudicabok

As long as she's of age, leave her alone, it's her business. I honestly don't think Jesus gives a damn about what she likes.

8/28/2010 10:19:54 PM

gayporngirl

Are you threatening me?

8/28/2010 10:21:30 PM

Amanda

What's Jesus going to kill her with? A machete? An Uzi? Or is he just going to slip something in her coffee? By the way, which part of the bible says Jesus kills his enemies?

8/28/2010 10:23:58 PM

TGRwulf

Feel that Christian love!

8/28/2010 10:24:00 PM

Alencon

Another Internet Tough Guy who lets his imaginary friend fight his battles.

8/28/2010 10:26:19 PM

speccy4i

I believe I'll let the great Bill Hicks answer this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3zgblmCAO0

8/28/2010 10:34:55 PM

Hammurabi

I'd of thought she'd be a big fan of Jesus. After all, she likes watching guys get nailed....



*cricket*





*cricket* *cricket*




8/28/2010 10:36:45 PM

TGRwulf

@Hammurabi

Took me a second, but I laughed.

8/28/2010 10:37:39 PM

Justanotheratheist

Killed by a bloke who's been dead for 2000 years, just because she likes pics of naked women.

Ah, feel the love. What would my Sunday morning be without it?

8/28/2010 10:43:45 PM

Philbert McAdamia

That Jesus - he a ba-a-a-d mother f...
Shut yo mouth!
Jus' talkin' 'bout Jesus.

8/28/2010 10:52:43 PM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

Jesus killed that John the Baptist cat.

8/28/2010 11:06:33 PM

WMDKitty

That really depends if he's referring to Jesus of Nazareth or Hay-soos the meth dealer....

8/28/2010 11:44:24 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

...right...moving on...

8/29/2010 12:07:19 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr


8/29/2010 12:21:40 AM

jesus-face tortilla

the second coming: this time, it's personal.

8/29/2010 12:25:49 AM



JESUS CHRIST IN END OF DAYS

8/29/2010 12:42:57 AM

shykid

"[concerning a girl who gets turned on by gay porn]"
Makes sense that she would. After all, a fairly large portion of straight/bi guys are turned on by girl-on-girl.

"You are an enemy of Jesus, and Jesus kills his enemies."
You know, I don't think you quite grok this Jesus fella or his teachings.

"Prepare for eternal damnation."
Or eternal stupid if you decide to dwell at Yahoo! Answers.

8/29/2010 12:50:35 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart (Where!?) Down in my heart!

8/29/2010 12:52:35 AM



The Ryanator has spoken.

8/29/2010 12:58:45 AM

PhoenixUltima

It's telling that the other people on Y!A who believe that homosexuality is a sin replied to the tune of "ask Jesus for help and He will forgive and guide you". This guy isn't a soldier for the Lord, he just wants to get his hate on. How sad.

8/29/2010 12:58:45 AM

emau99

Fantastic! You just can't make this shit up.

Oh, wait...yes, you can.

8/29/2010 1:02:01 AM

solomongrundy

Double post...

8/29/2010 1:16:19 AM

solomongrundy

The Ryanator's Bible must be missing Luke 6:27-28

But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.

Though it's interesting that Jesus doesn't practice what he preaches, in fact he curses his enemies as often than he forgives them. The Seven Woes of Matthew and the Six Woes of Luke (the Bible's authors can't seem to decide how many Woes there are) is a good example.

Narnarr wrote:
sorry, can not remember anyone being killed by jesus...

There's a reason the Gospel of Thomas was left out of the Bible. In it the young Jesus supernaturally kills two other children, one for spilling water, the other for accidentally bumping into him.

8/29/2010 1:24:27 AM

Kat S.

What a suprise. The Ryanator's profile has been deleted. Troll or Poe maybe?

8/29/2010 1:55:47 AM
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