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What's the name for a self-centered, uncharitable person who censors classroom prayer? An atheist. That's why atheists do not build hospitals, and they don't win sports championships like the World Cup either.


Andy Schafly, Conservapedia 71 Comments [8/28/2010 7:42:14 PM]
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#1199102
Patches

Or it might be because atheism by definition isn't an organized, unified movement that demands money, so there's really no way to pool enough resources to do any of those things.

8/28/2010 7:49:29 PM
#1199103
Lucilius

So speaks the renowned philanthropist and champion soccer player, Andy Schlafly.

What? Oh, he's just another pompous asshat displaying his ignorance? Nevermind, then.

8/28/2010 8:01:00 PM
#1199106
Boy Wonder

And as we all well know, the only ways to be considered a good person are to build hospitals and win sport championships.

I was trying to decode the World Cup comment to see if it was a dig at Landon Donovan somehow, but I couldn't find anything that indicated he was an atheist. There I go somehow giving Andy too much credence.

8/28/2010 8:06:16 PM
#1199108
Brenz

Andy, you're just getting silly.

8/28/2010 8:11:52 PM
#1199110


This Andy bloke is a perdect example of how religion addles brains.

8/28/2010 8:14:09 PM
#1199113
nazani14

Andy, if you've never heard of Bill Gates' philanthropy, you shouldn't be using a computer. Actually, you shouldn't be using any devices based on the work of that atheist Edison.

http://www.atheistvolunteers.org/node/2

8/28/2010 8:21:39 PM
#1199115


..."and they don't win sports championships like the World Cup either. "

This part just made me laugh. Now Assfly is starting to throw tantrums like an angry little child who can't get his way.

8/28/2010 8:28:07 PM
#1199118
TGRwulf

I've heard of the idiotic "No atheists in foxholes" line, but "No atheists in championships"?

8/28/2010 8:29:13 PM
#1199124
CleverScreenName

Andy Schafly has an actual juris doctorate from an actual academic institution. Not some bullshit Christian diploma mill. How can he possibly be this stupid?

I'm still holding out hope that he's the most awesome Poe of all time. I realize that huge amounts of evidence suggest otherwise, but maybe he's just that good...?

...please...?

8/28/2010 8:36:26 PM
#1199129
Mudak

You do realize that Lance Armstrong is an atheist, right?

8/28/2010 8:42:06 PM
#1199131
solomongrundy

What's the name for a self-centered, uncharitable person who censors classroom prayer?

At the risk of a Brit lecturing an American on their own constitution, remember the First Amendment?

I wasn't aware that competitors in the World Cup were required to declare their religion (or lack of it) either.

8/28/2010 9:01:14 PM
#1199134
Blasphemina

It's to the point where making fun of this guy's comments feels like picking on Sarah Palin's kid.

8/28/2010 9:07:55 PM
#1199135
Berny

What the fuck would an American know about World Cup Soccer?
Especially a clueless moron like you who doesn't realize that his Founders were the ones who didn't want exclusive prayer in the classroom?
You're an idiot, Schlafly, if you think your god thinks anything about useless sports tournaments. These are human pursuits and gods have never played a part in them.

8/28/2010 9:08:24 PM
#1199137
Sasha

I wasn't aware that football teams were divided up by religion.

It's like Andy's not even trying anymore.

8/28/2010 9:09:19 PM
#1199144
Captain Klamydia

Andy, i fucking missed your nonsense.

8/28/2010 9:37:44 PM
#1199150
Night Jaguar

Another FAIL by Andy. This guy is the Wayne Gretzy of dumb comments. The Great Deluded One. A FSTDT legend.

Note: his name is incorrectly spelled. It's Schlafly.

8/28/2010 10:01:29 PM
#1199151
rallymodeller

Interesting -- the two largest charitable donators in the world, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, are both atheists. I'm pretty sure some of the multi-billions the two have donated have built hospitals -- as a matter of fact, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation built quite a few hospitals in Africa to help treat AIDS there.

8/28/2010 10:06:33 PM
#1199154
Amanda

What the hell does the World Cup have to do with anything? Are you high?

8/28/2010 10:11:20 PM
#1199156
Justanotheratheist

So if classroom prayer was freely allowed the USA would have won the World Cup?

There's a bunch of guys in Spain who would like to have a word with you. Also, Italy, Germany, Brazil, France, Argentina etc etc (past WC winners, in case ole Andy's knowledge of sports is as tenuous as his grasp of logic).


8/28/2010 10:13:31 PM
#1199167
Alencon

The World Cup? WTF?

8/28/2010 10:24:08 PM
#1199172
Nurse With No God

You're right, Dickfly, atheists don't just throw money at sick people, they actually care for them. Fuck you.

8/28/2010 10:26:59 PM
#1199192
Jon

Oh, no! I can't win a sports championship. Whatever shall I do?

8/28/2010 10:47:04 PM
#1199223
WMDKitty

:bang-head:

8/28/2010 11:49:15 PM
#1199225
GodotIsWaiting4U

Hi,

I just wanted to let you know that classroom prayer isn't actually forbidden unless the teacher or another state-paid worker is organizing it.

I also wanted to let you know about the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, one of the largest charities in America, run by an atheist.

8/28/2010 11:56:33 PM
#1199230
Creedence Leonore Gielgud

Born again Christian, and horror/b-movie critic Joe Bob Briggs explains the school prayer issue, pretty well: http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/ultimate-word-school-prayer


8/29/2010 12:10:44 AM
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