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Quote# 7567

We should band Islum over here just as Christianity is banded over there!

Sky Watcher, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
WTF?! || meh


Why? So you can track its movements?

10/1/2007 8:03:36 PM


how do you put a band on an ideology?

10/1/2007 8:08:07 PM

Marlin Perkins

Is it a radio collar?

10/1/2007 8:23:16 PM

Caustic Gnostic

What is "banded over there" is proselytizing.

Considering the advantages in that, I agree, we should "band" it here as well.

10/1/2007 8:39:45 PM


Please tell me this is a troll.

10/1/2007 8:41:52 PM

Brian X

I just saw a progrum where they said that Islum gives you diabeetus. Schwazzupwiddat?

10/1/2007 9:03:24 PM


Oh, I love the band "Islum!" They rock!

10/2/2007 1:54:10 AM


My friends here, First Amendment and Spelling... they'd like to... have a little talk with you, Sky.

10/2/2007 1:57:02 AM


I just saw a progrum where they said that Islum gives you diabeetus. Schwazzupwiddat?

Not to worry, Wilford Brimley's got this shit wrapped up.

10/2/2007 3:33:23 AM

I really, really don't want to go offending anyone by making short bus jokes, but damn the temptation is great!

10/2/2007 4:24:06 AM


Band? you mean wrap it up with tape or something?

10/2/2007 5:13:19 AM


Because 2 wrongs ALWAYS makes a right.

And lets just forget all this silliness about "Freedom of Religion" too. Who needs that?

10/2/2007 7:46:05 AM


..banded ? ?

10/2/2007 4:29:36 PM


We're lying here in a Wadi in Saudi Arabia hoping to catch a glimpse of... Wait! There's one now! The rare Banded Christian!

10/2/2007 7:03:47 PM

King Duncan

You keep using this word... I don't think it means what you think it means...

10/2/2007 7:17:21 PM


You didded it! You totally convinceded me!

10/2/2007 10:56:14 PM


Trying to see past the awful language use... don't most muslim countries in the middle-east tolerate christians, even though the occasional muslim fundie conducts attacks against them?

There are christians living in Lebanon, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Palestine...

10/3/2007 1:40:50 AM


"Banding" is also when you put rubber bands on an animal's testicles to neuter him(if done properly, there's no pain since it's done over time, and very little bleeding. I do it to my goats). Christianity is neutered? LOL.

4/22/2009 5:48:04 PM


how do I grammar?

11/26/2009 2:53:48 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Say, is this in reference to the Big Band Theory?

11/26/2009 4:22:37 PM

J. James

Yeah, 'cause we should totally try to get revenge on a dystopia by becoming a dystopia. That makes sense.

8/23/2011 10:08:07 PM


Yeah, let's sink to their level!

Whatever level that is? I don't understand what he or she is trying to say.

8/23/2011 10:17:17 PM


Christianity isn't banned "over there". In many Arab nations, Christianity is not only legal but held by a small subset of the population. For example, Iraq, prior to W's invasion, had a significant minority of Christians.

8/31/2012 3:40:45 AM

ugh *headwall*

we should ban Islam here just as Christianity is banned over there.

better but english and grammer are not my better thing.

8/31/2012 5:59:09 PM