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We should band Islum over here just as Christianity is banded over there!

Sky Watcher, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#298925


Why? So you can track its movements?

10/1/2007 8:03:36 PM

#298932
anti-nonsense

how do you put a band on an ideology?

10/1/2007 8:08:07 PM

#298944
Marlin Perkins

Is it a radio collar?

10/1/2007 8:23:16 PM

#298959
Caustic Gnostic

What is "banded over there" is proselytizing.

Considering the advantages in that, I agree, we should "band" it here as well.

10/1/2007 8:39:45 PM

#298961
Alena

Please tell me this is a troll.

10/1/2007 8:41:52 PM

#298976
Brian X

I just saw a progrum where they said that Islum gives you diabeetus. Schwazzupwiddat?

10/1/2007 9:03:24 PM

#299102
DinDC

Oh, I love the band "Islum!" They rock!

10/2/2007 1:54:10 AM

#299104
agentCDE

My friends here, First Amendment and Spelling... they'd like to... have a little talk with you, Sky.

10/2/2007 1:57:02 AM

#299118
Tempus

I just saw a progrum where they said that Islum gives you diabeetus. Schwazzupwiddat?



Not to worry, Wilford Brimley's got this shit wrapped up.

10/2/2007 3:33:23 AM

#299124


I really, really don't want to go offending anyone by making short bus jokes, but damn the temptation is great!

10/2/2007 4:24:06 AM

#299130
Heather

Band? you mean wrap it up with tape or something?

10/2/2007 5:13:19 AM

#299184
GigaGuess

Because 2 wrongs ALWAYS makes a right.

And lets just forget all this silliness about "Freedom of Religion" too. Who needs that?

10/2/2007 7:46:05 AM

#299459
Shevon

..banded ? ?

10/2/2007 4:29:36 PM

#299597
Flatworm

We're lying here in a Wadi in Saudi Arabia hoping to catch a glimpse of... Wait! There's one now! The rare Banded Christian!

10/2/2007 7:03:47 PM

#299600
King Duncan

You keep using this word... I don't think it means what you think it means...

10/2/2007 7:17:21 PM

#299679
Darwin

You didded it! You totally convinceded me!

10/2/2007 10:56:14 PM

#299720
Freboy

Trying to see past the awful language use... don't most muslim countries in the middle-east tolerate christians, even though the occasional muslim fundie conducts attacks against them?

There are christians living in Lebanon, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Palestine...

10/3/2007 1:40:50 AM

#944401
clockworkgirl21

"Banding" is also when you put rubber bands on an animal's testicles to neuter him(if done properly, there's no pain since it's done over time, and very little bleeding. I do it to my goats). Christianity is neutered? LOL.

4/22/2009 5:48:04 PM

#1063515
IrishSoldierLaddie

how do I grammar?

11/26/2009 2:53:48 PM

#1063539
Philbert McAdamia

Say, is this in reference to the Big Band Theory?

11/26/2009 4:22:37 PM

#1324476
J. James

Yeah, 'cause we should totally try to get revenge on a dystopia by becoming a dystopia. That makes sense.

8/23/2011 10:08:07 PM

#1324477
Swede

Yeah, let's sink to their level!

Whatever level that is? I don't understand what he or she is trying to say.

8/23/2011 10:17:17 PM

#1441371
Ebon

Christianity isn't banned "over there". In many Arab nations, Christianity is not only legal but held by a small subset of the population. For example, Iraq, prior to W's invasion, had a significant minority of Christians.

8/31/2012 3:40:45 AM

#1441675


ugh *headwall*

we should ban Islam here just as Christianity is banned over there.

better but english and grammer are not my better thing.

8/31/2012 5:59:09 PM
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