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"Just to set things straight:

Banning sex is NOT sinful, banning reproduction however IS. God wants us to reproduce and raise families, it's our lot in life. If anything, the removal of taboos placed on sexuality will cause a downward slide in reproduction. As sex is progressively viewed as a recreational activity, pressure to make anti-conceptive methods more effective builds up, sex becomes more common but reproduction becomes scarce. The solution would be to ban sex entirely whilst making methods of artificial insemination mandatory.

It's not a question of HOW we reproduce but IF. I don't think God would shed many tears if we replaced a primitive and sensual method of reproduction with something more civilized and modest. It's the same concept behind why we rarely create fire by rubbing two sticks together anymore, just with more moral reasoning."

Whathastobedone, Theology Online 72 Comments [8/30/2010 6:37:21 PM]
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Swede

Where's the moral reasoning in rubbing two sticks together to create fire?
What's wrong with sensualism?

Contraceptives are not becoming more effective. The most effective method is the condom, and it's been around for centuries, if not millennia. Spermicides have probably been around for thousands of years, as well.
Methods for the woman are newer, however. That's what's really bothering you, right?

Do you mean everyone should be forced to bear children? Who is to take care of all these children? Not everyone is cut out to be a mother or a father, you know. There are millions of unwanted kids in the world, we should take care of them first.

Reproduction is not becoming scarce! This Earth is dangerously over-populated. Did God mean we should actually fill the Earth with people?

8/30/2010 11:26:50 PM



Think about this for 3 seconds: it's actually terrifying. Slavery.

8/30/2010 11:30:27 PM

anti-nonsense

fundamentalism: The terrible crippling fear that somebody somewhere is having fun.

8/30/2010 11:31:27 PM

Anon

I think the poster of this has either had really bad sex, or never had sex, because wanting to ban it entirely, even for reproduction suggests that they simply don't like sex, which is a little odd as humans are hard-wired to enjoy it.

8/30/2010 11:40:47 PM

Justanotheratheist

Ban sex entirely? Just how the fuck (if you'll excuse the pun) would you make that work?

This is taking fundie lunacy to new and uncharted depths, which is some achievement.

8/31/2010 12:08:02 AM



Why not go the whole hog and just make fun illegal?

8/31/2010 12:10:18 AM

HazelHolly

IVF for Jesus? What?

8/31/2010 12:27:40 AM

Higgs Boson

This is Whathastobedone's personal motto (written by him/herself) on the form: "Every problem in the world is caused by the fact that someone, somewhere isn't a Christian."

Says it all really.

What's happening here is that Whathastobedone is taken the notion that sex is a taboo subject, and decided to try to elevated themselves above everyone else morally by ratcheting their disdain for sex to the highest extreme possible.

8/31/2010 12:50:11 AM



You can "ban" it all you want, but I will continue to fuck myself and anyone else who cares to join me all the time. Except for Whathastobedone. They are not invited.

This philosophy has served me well in many respects thus far.

8/31/2010 12:56:16 AM

Wozza

Yeah, let me know how that goes for you. I'll be over here, shagging your daughter.

8/31/2010 2:18:19 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

I dunno about your chances at the ballot box kid, here's a slogan with some graphics. Hope it helps.

[size=25]SAFE![/size]
[size=25]FUN![/size]

[size=25]MANDATORY![/size]


8/31/2010 3:07:08 AM

nutbunny

"it's our lot in life."

That's your problem right there.

@Alencon

Shoving it is where it's at baby;-)

8/31/2010 3:13:22 AM

paniuroczy

LOL I'm listening to prince while reading this. definition of irony.

8/31/2010 4:56:17 AM

A Heathen

Whoa. Dude, I'm not getting any either but don't you think you're overreacting a little?

8/31/2010 4:56:51 AM

The Jamo

So god wants us to reproduce but banning sex is NOT sinful? How did you figure that?

Oh, I see. You didn't think it through. Don't worry, it's a common problem.

8/31/2010 5:17:28 AM

Mister Spak

"The solution would be to ban sex entirely whilst making methods of artificial insemination mandatory. "

We should also ban eating and mandate tubes in everyones nose.

Also regarding breathing . . .

8/31/2010 5:46:25 AM

Tearlich

WTF!!!

A Fundie BRAVE NEW WORLD!!

8/31/2010 5:56:20 AM

Boadicea

I think Whathastobedone hasn't EVER gotten laid - at least, not in a fun manner.

Jeez, what a partypooper.

8/31/2010 7:14:27 AM

Nihlum

And the newest member of the Junior Anti-Sex League is... Whathastobedone.

8/31/2010 7:33:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

I know Chrisitans really, really, want to control everyone's sex lives, but are you actually advocating banning sex? And do you think that would actually be feasable?

This has to be the both funniest and stupidest statement I've ever seen on here.

I mean, Christians like this don't even realize how screwed up they are. They're advocating banning a perfectly natural human desire because of an ancient superstition started several thousand years ago. You might as well outlaw eating & sleeping, because you're not going to get people to stop. All you're going to do is fill jails with a new class of criminial for no good reason.

All I can say is good luck getting people on board with your idea.

8/31/2010 7:45:25 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Banning sex is NOT sinful, banning reproduction however IS. God wants us to reproduce and raise families, it's our lot in life"

Then why don't you lot just become Catholics, and have done with it? You Protestant fundies and your 'Pro-Life', 'Protect the unborn child!' attitude are effectively out-Catholicising the Catholic church. Being anti-abortion and anti-contraception are purely RCC dogma after all. And I thought Protestants opposed Popery in all it's hideous forms?

Enjoy your paradox, Protestant fundies.

8/31/2010 8:02:09 AM

Just Some Guy

Look at the beginning of the thread, this guy _has_ to be a troll. He just has to be.


8/31/2010 8:06:02 AM

Hive

Less reproduction sounds like a bad thing to you?

8/31/2010 8:06:10 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"God wants us to reproduce and raise families, it's our lot in life."

Whenever people refer to someone's "lot in life," they're talking about negative, unpleasant things that must be endured. I think this is the first time I ever saw a fundie imply that raising a family is a distasteful chore. Glad I'm not related to him/her/it!

8/31/2010 8:47:22 AM

JSS

God, who created humans to reproduce through sexual intercourse, and who cannot create anything filthy, abhors this filthy reproductive process. He seeks for us to reproduce through artificial means, seeing as how it is moral as it prevents us from going through natural sexual processes which are sins.

Finally the religious reich reveals their true beliefs. We must reject all things unnatural!

8/31/2010 8:59:18 AM
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