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I thought that we don’t create fire by rubbing sticks because it’s just easier to use a match. As opposed to, y’know all the extra hullabaloo requried for artificial insemination.
Say, wait a minute. How do you get the semen for the artificial insemination? Does this mean masturbation is still on the table?
8/31/2010 9:27:42 AM
8/31/2010 10:43:07 AM
This guy just needs to get laid
8/31/2010 12:35:53 PM
Yes yes and we are also supposed to be working long hours for minimal pay to appease our feudal lords.
I can actually hear people like you screaming:
"PLEASE control and dominate me oh mighty powerful unerring rich people. Impose your beliefs on me that you yourself don't practice. I will blindly swallow every piece of propaganda you throw at me."
8/31/2010 12:45:01 PM
I'll have to think this one over and get back to you.
8/31/2010 1:31:48 PM
You are certifiably insane, not to mention your doctrine would fly in the face of the Catholic church, which abhors anything artificial dealing with human reproduction.
Sex is recreation, and it is healthy. Your attitude, on the other hand, is repressive and wrong.
EDIT: I just had a look at the thread. This is either a troll, or one sick motherfucker.
8/31/2010 1:47:33 PM
No. God ordered you to 'multiply and FILL the Earth', not overflow it. The implication is that once it is filled, you can stop reproducing.
8/31/2010 1:53:56 PM
So you're postulating some sort of future technology where we can have all the sex we want but only have children at times we choose and plan for?
Sounds great to me. I wonder what these futuristic technologies that allows sex to be fun and safe while delaying pregnancy until a more suitable time could be called...? Truly, such anti-procreation barriers or medication, should they come about some day in the far future, would be a miraculous step forwards for our culture.
8/31/2010 3:22:13 PM
The Lazy One
Actually, if you think about it, sex isn't efficient. By creating zygotes in petri dishes and then implanting them in women we could make babies a lot more efficiently.
Of course, good luck getting anyone to agree to that.
8/31/2010 3:34:30 PM
Apart from being flat-out nuts, this guy got its dogmas all wrong.
Go read the Screwtape Letters and The Song of Songs. Pleasure is a good thing. Sex is a good thing. Just because you have issues against it, does not means that God does. God made it like that for a reason.
What's with fundies and saying good things are sinful because they are pleasurable? They are good things, to be enjoyed.
Like Hell that it most "civilized". If anything, striping good things in life for the sake of efficiency (and not even that, since artificial insemination is more complicated than the natural way)is barbaric.
So, to make it short: Go to Hell.
8/31/2010 3:46:49 PM
Misanthropy for Jesus!
8/31/2010 3:58:36 PM
Someone should have sex with him/her.
8/31/2010 4:40:27 PM
I read about the afterlife
Artifical insemination!?!?!?! SOMEONE'S PLAYING GOD!!!!!! OH NOEZ!!!!!
8/31/2010 7:45:07 PM
You have proper sentences and no serious internal discrepancies. You also don't appear to strenuously hate any particular group of people. You are clearly on the upper side of this database.
The problem is, you're myopic and crazy, and while your preoccupation with what-is-sinful is internally consistent and all, it makes no allowance for 'reality' or 'other people having the right to opinions.'
8/31/2010 8:40:32 PM
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
In some cases, reproduction SHOULD be banned. Just seeing pictures of the extensive Duggar family makes me want to rip out my ovaries with my bare hands.
8/31/2010 11:39:06 PM
Too well written for the usual crazed fundie. I smell POE.
9/1/2010 10:36:21 AM
Shades of The Handmaid's Tale, really. And possibly beyond shades...crikey.
9/3/2010 9:30:39 PM
If sex is banned, unless you use artificial insemmination or in vitro, condemned by religion too, reproduction is banned as well. Care to solve the riddle?
9/7/2010 10:00:25 AM
Actually, if there are methods of artificial insemmination, since sex is a natural instinct, I think it would be used, much more than now, with that finality. Have you thought that?. And man, hasn't your reasoning led to actually questioning God's way of making us reproduce?
9/7/2010 10:03:44 AM
I'd say this guy is full of it, but...Japan. Few sexual taboos, declining population.
11/24/2010 1:34:33 PM
Imagine Whathastobedone actually trying to campaign for this law.
Even worse, imagine the government trying to enforce it. (And failing epically, as would inevitably happen.)
1/5/2011 2:28:38 PM
This is, of course, throwing out that fact that plenty of people want kids sooner or later in their lives.
4/19/2011 6:29:58 PM
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