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My advice to Muslim women:

The next time your husband beats you or threatens to kill your daughter, try praying to the Christian God. He cares and will protect you, just ask Him.

You know you won't get any sympathy from Allah. After all the beating and stoning of women and "wayward" daughters was his idea.

Saving you the effort Mr. Liberal, Moonbattery 76 Comments [8/29/2010 7:48:46 PM]
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Imaginary friend fight!

8/29/2010 8:18:31 PM

And should all the battered Christian women who have been fruitless praying to your god do the opposite? Or should they rationalize that their prayers are not being answered because they are bad people somehow (perhaps even deserving of being hit)?

8/29/2010 8:20:45 PM


Hate to tell you, but they are the same gods. Sorry.

8/29/2010 8:29:20 PM


What sort of advice is that? If any women has to watch her daughter be beaten, let alone beaten near to death, by her husband she shouldn't just sit around praying to any god. Praying is fine, so long as she actually gets help. You're advice only includes prayer! If someone is being abused like that, what you really out to do is provide them with a website or phone line for people in abusive domestic environments so that they can get out!

And really nice job, implying that all Muslim women have Muslim husbands and that every Muslim man is a raging misogynist who enjoys beating his daughters and threatening to kill them.

Also, I applaud you for noticing that the misogynistic flaws in the Qur'an and your absolute blindness to the same thing in your own holy book. Nice job there.


Edit: I forgot to capitalize the "I" in the third paragraph. I went back to fix that.

8/29/2010 8:31:27 PM

Evilution Teacher

Yes, because Christian women never get beaten by Christian husbands. God intervenes constantly.

Said it before, say it again. The God of the Torah, the New Testament, and the Koran are the same guy! Beating and stoning of women and "wayward" daughters are his idea. Do these people even read the Bible?

Dumbass number 2.

8/29/2010 8:40:39 PM


There are Christians who beat their wives and children. Should they pray to Pagan gods? And the stoning of wayward daughters and wives can also be found in your Old Testament

8/29/2010 8:41:14 PM

Then she gets beaten anyway, the asshole you pray to is one and the same.

Bloodlust, encouraging to slaughter millions of non-moonbat types or whatever you don't like, throwing temper tantrum as if this god was a 7 year old girl..

Sounds like split personality.

8/29/2010 8:48:15 PM


Except praying doesn't work no matter WHAT god you pray to.

8/29/2010 8:50:26 PM

Boy Wonder

Wow. Just like that guy who said that rape victims should forgive their rapists, you're offering absolutely no help for a complicated issue.

8/29/2010 9:03:28 PM

Dude have you read your own fucking bible?

8/29/2010 9:32:18 PM


So, keep praying to the same god?

8/29/2010 9:36:16 PM


Oh, wow, well...

8/29/2010 9:37:17 PM


And the Christian women who are getting hammered on because God says they should be subservient and obedient to their husbands...?

8/29/2010 10:24:00 PM


" try praying to the Christian God"

..........sometimes god says no

8/29/2010 10:31:57 PM


God/Allah/YHWH helps those who help themselves. It's almost as if he's not there at all...

Do you actually know any Muslim women? Any Muslim men?
No? Then how the hell do you know that they all beat their wives and daughters?

8/29/2010 10:39:30 PM


Allah and the Christian god are the same god! Also, suggesting that the Christian God protects Christians from being beaten is idiotic. There are lots of Christians who suffer from domestic abuse.

8/29/2010 10:41:18 PM


Advice to wives beaten by husbands in the name of a patriarchal god.

1 Pray to the mother goddess

2 Buy yourself some mace or a taser

3 get to a battered women's centre

8/29/2010 10:51:01 PM


Seriously, do you know so little about the Bible's treatment of women? The Qu'ran is actually *slightly* less misogynist. (Not that it would take much...)

8/29/2010 11:13:46 PM


8/29/2010 11:40:34 PM

Pule Thamex

OK, I know you're only having a laugh, Saving you the effort Mr. Liberal, but you know as well as I do that Christian God is a misogynist and is not likely to be helping women any time soon.

If women need any help or someone to pray to, let them invent their own God.

8/29/2010 11:59:18 PM


Oh, for fucks sake. Prayer still doesn't work.

8/30/2010 12:02:19 AM


Oooh! Good try!


8/30/2010 12:37:43 AM


It's the same god, you dumbass.

8/30/2010 12:58:57 AM

Christians who speak Arabic and also call God Allah will be surprised to hear this.

8/30/2010 1:37:43 AM


This could be fun, God fighting himself under two different names. Not that it would make any difference whether you pray to God, Allah, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There's nobody listening.

In any case, I can vouch for the fact that Christian women get beaten up as well. My wife (who is a believer) was in just such a relationship when I met her.

8/30/2010 2:40:58 AM

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