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Question to athiests, why are you so against there being a God? and being a atheist(not beliving in a God) kinda proves that there is one because you cant have a anti nothing. Such as there are anti rock people because there is rock music, but there are no anti (lets say) holograph people because there is none.

Halo4man, ArmorGames 86 Comments [8/30/2010 4:01:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 75
Submitted By: LM
WTF?! || meh

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Holographs do exist, idiot.

8/30/2010 11:31:49 AM


Sigh. How many times do we have to tell them that atheist doesn't mean "anti-god" it means without god(s)?

8/30/2010 11:40:13 AM


Answer to believer - I am not against there being a god, but until there is credible evidence for there actually being one, I have no reason to think there is.

Your "logic" means that there must be an invisible pink unicorn, three-headed U.S. president and mile-wide tadpoles, because I don't believe in them.

8/30/2010 11:40:41 AM

Old Viking

I'm anti-pebble. I'm working my way up to anti-rock.

8/30/2010 11:45:48 AM

Doctor Whom

Question to monotheists, why are you so against there being a pantheon?

8/30/2010 11:56:23 AM


Question to athiests, why are you so against there being a God?

Atheists aren't against there being a God, any more than people are against there being a unicorn or an Abominable Snowman. They simply don't believe He exists. What they're often against, and this is a completely different thing, is religious people who try to push their beliefs onto others.

8/30/2010 12:05:03 PM

Response from the official Holograph People Coatlition:

Holograph People exist! You can't say they don't, because that means they do! This asshole is sooooooo sued!

8/30/2010 12:23:30 PM


Holographs don't exist? Then what are all these shiny cards I keep getting in packs of Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokémon?

8/30/2010 12:49:17 PM


I don't think you understand how logic works.

8/30/2010 1:32:22 PM

So if I believe in Halo4man, does that mean he doesn't exist? Because, why would you bother believing in something that exists? If something exists, there's no point in believing in it, because it already exists. So since I believe in Halo4man, that must mean he doesn't exist.

8/30/2010 1:41:28 PM


Atheism is not a theistic belief system, we are not anti-god, we see no evidence of his existence.

8/30/2010 1:42:18 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Holographs exist. Biblegod does not.

From Wiki: "A holograph is a document written entirely in the handwriting of the person whose signature it bears. The laws of various U.S. states differ as to the validity of holographic last wills."

8/30/2010 1:46:26 PM


When I say I am anti-theist, it is saying that I am anti-retarded delusional numbskulls.

When I say I am a-thiest, it is saying that I do not have a belief in deities... not the same thing as anti.

8/30/2010 1:49:30 PM


Well this kid has me stumped. I can't even understand the argument so it probably goes way over me head.

8/30/2010 2:16:47 PM

David B.

I'm anti-"proof there are no such things as gods". As I can't be anti-nothing, there must actually be proof there are no such things as gods. Ergo there are no gods.

Thanks Halo4man, you've just proved gods don't exist.

8/30/2010 2:52:09 PM


Question to athiests, why are you so against there being a God?

I am not against the idea - I just have never seen a single shred of evidence for the existence of one - hence it;s only a fantasy!

8/30/2010 3:18:24 PM



8/30/2010 6:45:44 PM


We're not "against" "God", we just don't believe in "God". HUGE difference, there.

8/30/2010 6:54:58 PM


"Holograph"? As in that tinfoil stuff on the special Pokemon cards? Hate to burst your bubble, but that kind of exists.

8/30/2010 7:14:02 PM


Guess what?

You're wrong about everything, even the holograms

8/30/2010 7:55:02 PM

David G

This is the stupidest arguement for the existence of god that they have managed to come up with.

8/30/2010 11:08:10 PM


I don't believe that I am a millionaire, therefor I am one.

8/30/2010 11:20:53 PM


So if I say I don't believe in the Easter Bunny... no, sorry, just no.

8/30/2010 11:27:53 PM


More atrocious analogies from fundieland.

Atheist means not believing in any gods. It has nothing to do with being opposed to god/s and those who believe in them. I can't be anti-god any more than I can be anti-unicorns or anti-Easter bunny, although by your logic (??) they must in fact exist.

Do you fundies ever take a thought to its logical conclusion before you paste it all over the Internet? It would seem not.

8/31/2010 12:13:25 AM


Logical fallacy: Argument from sheer moronity.

8/31/2010 4:09:19 AM
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