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An atheist can say that he doesnt believe in God but has no idea what is to come. Almost the same as someone standing on a busy highway and saying "I don't believe in cars" but they also don't know what is coming either, lol

Joe, Atheist Revolution 63 Comments [8/31/2010 3:34:43 AM]
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Rumpleforeskin

Derpa derpa derp. Hur hur hur! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

8/31/2010 3:41:16 AM

Swede

The evidence for cars to exist is much more numerous and tangible, than the evidence for gods to exist.

8/31/2010 3:45:04 AM

Justanotheratheist

I can see cars. I can't see God.

Your analogy fails, in typical fundie fashion.

8/31/2010 3:47:13 AM

Mudak

I've got a pretty good idea what's to come. Technology will continue to both improve and lengthen our lives. Religions will continue to divide us. When I, myself, die, I will be cremated. My hope is that I will have made somewhat of an impact before I die.

8/31/2010 4:15:55 AM

Freethinker

Not believing in cars while standing on a busy highway kinda tends to be lethal.
However, I can yell out 'I don't believe any god exists' and actively not believe in any god whatsoever and it has fuck all effect on my life.

It takes a bit of time, and if I yell out too loud my throuat starts to hurt, but that's basically it.

Your comparison fails.

8/31/2010 4:23:11 AM

Dirian

GOD IS A CAR?!?!?!

8/31/2010 4:23:50 AM

aaa

Your analogy sucks in ways sucking has never sucked before.

8/31/2010 4:26:27 AM

Mitch

Continuing the analogy, it would be useful if the 'cars' had 'headlights'.

8/31/2010 4:26:35 AM

The Jamo

Yeah, you're right! It's ALMOST the same. The only difference being that there is ample evidence for the existence of cars, and no evidence what-so-ever for the existence of god. Other than that, they're exactly the same!

8/31/2010 4:36:52 AM

loki

So, fear is your main motivator for being Christian?

8/31/2010 4:51:23 AM

London Jew

Fundies. Putting the anal in analogy for over 1900 years!

8/31/2010 5:07:38 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Lol, LOL, LOLOLOL MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH, HEHEHEHEHEHE, BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...He comes, HE COMES, LOLOLOLBWAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHAHA, Heeee...

Ok Joe, time for your meds now!

8/31/2010 5:19:20 AM

Justanotheratheist

@London Jew

Great remark - you win ten Internets.

8/31/2010 5:19:36 AM

Mister Spak

Not quite the same. I have a car. I can get pictures of cars. I can go to a factory that makes cars. I can find people who make cars. God is nowhere to be found, lol.

Also god shouldn't be standing in a highway. Iron chariots y'know.


8/31/2010 5:39:42 AM

Doctor Whom

If I were a motorist on that busy highway, I'd sound my horn. It's a pity that it hasn't occurred to God to do the same. Instead, He has to make do with a jumble of mutually contradictory traffic signs posted nowhere near the highway. It's almost as though ... gosh, I know this sounds silly ... cars existed but God didn't.

8/31/2010 5:56:55 AM

David B.

No, it is almost the same as standing on a deserted highway and saying "I don't believe in unicorns". There's still a small chance you could get hit by something, but it won't be a unicorn.

8/31/2010 6:04:53 AM

dionysus



There's a car. Now show me a god (a real picture, not a painting). Go on.

8/31/2010 6:20:00 AM

D Laurier

Huh?
I can see a car... Show me this God guy.

8/31/2010 7:02:46 AM

Doubting Thomas

If heaven is a highway, this must be the roadsign for it:


8/31/2010 7:22:30 AM

Anon-e-moose

"An atheist can say that he doesnt believe in God but has no idea what is to come."

And you can? Prove an 'afterlife' exists. Do you have a "Sliders"-style dimensional portal generator? Well, it's the only way will we Atheists acknowledge that a 'Heaven' and even a 'Hell' exists, if we can visit these places now. Otherwise, they don't exist.

"Almost the same as someone standing on a busy highway and saying "I don't believe in cars" but they also don't know what is coming either, lol"

At least I can see cars. Better be prepared to show us 'Heaven' and 'Hell' now, otherwise what you say is just a non-sequitur, and have your whole argument destroyed.

Claiming an 'afterlife' exists without proof of such, to the satisfaction of we Atheists? LOL.

@Dirian

"GOD IS A CAR?!?!?!"

Dunno about the likes of Herbie or K.I.T.T., but Christine is Satan. Oh, and Jesus Built My Hotrod.

/Ministry

8/31/2010 7:44:27 AM

TGRwulf

We have evidence of cars. You can see a car. You can get hit by a car.

There's a BIG fucking difference.

8/31/2010 7:45:38 AM

GigaGuess

Okay, I'll stand in a parking lot with you. I'll throw a tennis ball at a car, you can throw one at God. Who ever connects first, wins.

8/31/2010 7:50:01 AM

SeekerLancer

I is clever! I construct first grade level analogy!

8/31/2010 7:55:07 AM

reason's bride

Well at least god and cars have one common element: Both are man made!

8/31/2010 8:10:27 AM

Yownanymous

I'm not taking in this message until it has satisfied basic punctuation standards, like a fucking full stop at the end. Missing a full stop at the end of a sentence, particularly if the last word is something like "lol", makes you look like a moro- Oh wait.

8/31/2010 8:24:03 AM
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