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An atheist can say that he doesnt believe in God but has no idea what is to come. Almost the same as someone standing on a busy highway and saying "I don't believe in cars" but they also don't know what is coming either, lol

Joe, Atheist Revolution 63 Comments [8/31/2010 3:34:43 AM]
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Sasha

You have no more idea of what's to come than the rest of us, Joe. The only difference is that you've swallowed a lot of fairytales and you think you know. But really you're just as much in the dark as anyone still living.

At least if I didn't believe in cars I would have religious grounds to ignore my last parking ticket. $75, damnit! I had to sell two textbooks to pay it!

8/31/2010 8:12:05 PM

Blasphemina

It's the lol that gives it that sweet, sweet irony.

Mmm, irony

/Homer Simpson voice

8/31/2010 9:01:02 PM

Lilith

Except there's evidence of the existence of highways and cars. It would be more apt to standing on a mountain, and saying, "I don't believe in Zeus."

8/31/2010 10:01:27 PM

DinosaurRidinJeebus

Good analogy. Except for the fact that cars are real and your god is most likely a figment of some overactive imaginations.
Fucking idiot.

8/31/2010 11:09:37 PM

Rapax Pringer

We've got physical proof of cars.

As for God, well...

9/1/2010 6:23:37 AM

refuter of fundy vermin

MAJOR logic fail, dumbass!

9/1/2010 8:14:15 PM

Newhere


9/4/2010 5:22:54 AM

Newhere

Well, see there's a difference, guy:

Disbelief in god is rational, whereas disbelief in a car that's barreling towards you on the highway is extremely irrational.

9/4/2010 5:24:15 AM

Anon-e-moose

As my grandad used to say, 'Oh, go play with the cars on the road!'

9/4/2010 12:04:07 PM



If they don't believe in cars, the highway wouldn't have been made in the first place. Your point?(by the way, in Greece and Spain, and judging statistics, many behave as if what you state were true)

9/7/2010 9:53:40 AM

A. Square

Cars exist. The question as whether God does is a whole other ballpark.

6/9/2013 3:27:29 PM



Pathetic. Just pathetic.

6/9/2013 3:45:52 PM

JW

Almost the same with few minor exceptions:
There is evidence of the existence of cars.
There is good reasons to avoid being hit by a car since the potential results of being in a car accident are well known.

Let me help you with your analogy:
Atheists is like someone who is being constantly warned that he is going to get hit by an elf riding an unicorn with two pixies in his pocket and the only way to avoid it is to ask Santa to bring magical protective gear, but the only way to talk to Santa is to give your money, control of your life choices and political influence to the guys warning you.
If you already gave your money to the guy warning you about being hit by an elf riding an unicorn with two pixies in his backpack you are obviously too blind and foolish to be helped anyway and you deserve to be hit by the elf with two pixies in his POCKET!!!

10/10/2013 5:43:38 AM
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