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There was a time when being a US Marine meant it was illegal to be a homosexual. Then it became legal to do homosexual acts as long as you didnt tell and no one could ask you. Next step is that it will be mandatory to be a homosexual, and nothing else. An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.

dixiesuzan , CNS News 92 Comments [8/30/2010 7:51:08 PM]
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#1200232
buff114

LOOK OUT ITS A MORON!!!

8/30/2010 7:53:05 PM
#1200233
misshani

Mandatory homosexuality? Don't they get it? That's as impossible as mandatory heterosexuality! Why in the world would anyone think we would expect that??

8/30/2010 7:54:01 PM
#1200234
Bowen

I suppose the next step will be bestiality, right? Then, the next step will be an army of animals armed with nukes. Honestly, the shit you people come up with is simultaneously sad, amusing, and terrifying.

8/30/2010 7:54:22 PM
#1200237
Sherlockian

An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.

I need this on a t-shirt, stat.

8/30/2010 7:57:05 PM
#1200243
Ian1732

It's been a while since a quote has made me laugh.

8/30/2010 8:02:37 PM
#1200246
Amanda

Uh...yeah. Put down the crack. You've had enough.

8/30/2010 8:04:14 PM
#1200252
CohibaMan

The Stupid is strong with this one.

8/30/2010 8:14:08 PM
#1200259
freako104

Um....No. Just no. How would they make it mandatory as opposed to making it mandatory to obey orders? To do what is needed? The Marines are about fighting for our freedom. Not worrying about homosexuals.

8/30/2010 8:23:09 PM
#1200264
dionysus

There was a time when being a US Marine meant it was illegal to be a homosexual.

There was a time when black people weren't allowed in the military either.

Then it became legal to do homosexual acts as long as you didnt tell and no one could ask you.

Which is a useless law.

Next step is that it will be mandatory to be a homosexual, and nothing else.

No, the next step is allowing both gay and straight people to both be in the military openly. And given that homosexuals make up only 10% of the population your hyperbolic suggestion would be absolutely stupid.

An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.

Why? I really don't see the logic behind this one. Unless you're referring to the fame ferocity of the Spartan army or the Sacred Band of Thebes. Which I kind of doubt since fundies have a tendency to not be very well versed in hidtory. But on the off chance that this is what you're referring to, would that be a bad thing?

8/30/2010 8:37:57 PM
#1200266
Mudak

Actually, the ideal "next step" -- both in the military and outside of it -- is for people to respond to the news that someone is homosexual with a "so what?" attitude.

And, not long after that, people might start getting on gay people's cases to get married already.

8/30/2010 8:40:31 PM
#1200268
pmhilton@myfairpoint.net

Stupid beyond words - not to mention totally dysfunctional logic.

8/30/2010 8:41:44 PM
#1200281
Nithing

WWTAGAN?

Who Would The All Gay Army Nuke?

8/30/2010 9:00:30 PM
#1200282
Canadia

Yeah, yeah, well, no, that won't ever happen.

But yeah, they would be something to fear, pretty much anything with a nuke is something to fear.

8/30/2010 9:01:40 PM
#1200291
jt

Yes, because the ultimate goal of the gays is to take over the world and make it FABulous!

8/30/2010 9:20:23 PM
#1200293
Philip from Australia

@Mudak

Oh, I so want that day. I'm not gay. But that day would be so good.

It's the attitude I try for. Though in one case I had a 'damn, no way do I have a chance now' response. Which became a 'so what' later.

I think I can be forgiven that one.

8/30/2010 9:29:27 PM
#1200299
GodotIsWaiting4U

Except NOBODY WANTS THAT. We just want it to be PERMISSIBLE. NOBODY IS ASKING FOR IT TO BE MANDATORY.

Learn the difference between a right and an obligation.

8/30/2010 9:46:49 PM
#1200300
Lizuka

Kinda like you have to be black to join the military?

8/30/2010 9:59:45 PM
#1200301
bbq burrito

Nope.
Still illegal to be gay in the military.

8/30/2010 10:00:38 PM
#1200306
Musicalbookworm

How do you get this stupid?

8/30/2010 10:16:07 PM
#1200314
aaa

Oh lookie, a slippery slope argument! Seriously, grow a brain.

8/30/2010 10:40:21 PM
#1200316
Anon

All of the other nonsense aside, dixiesuzan clearly has no idea how the nuclear arsenal works (the Marines don't have any, for starters).

8/30/2010 10:44:49 PM
#1200320


See, there you go projecting again. Just because you fundies demand everyone be just like you and want the law to back you on that, doesn't mean everyone else wants the same thing.

8/30/2010 11:02:25 PM
#1200322
Patrick

Ignoring the rest of the fail, since when are soldiers the ones who decide when the nukes launch? And since when do soldiers carry nuclear weapons?

8/30/2010 11:04:51 PM
#1200325
the old firm

Dear dixiesuzan,

I don't know how you think the US Army works, but let me tell you, that here in Good Old Europe there are still some heterosexuals left in the Army. In fact most of the soldiers aren't gay. I wonder why...

Sincerely yours

the old firm

p.s. Your name reeks of trolling.

8/30/2010 11:12:05 PM
#1200328


SPARTUCUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

8/30/2010 11:15:22 PM
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