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There was a time when being a US Marine meant it was illegal to be a homosexual. Then it became legal to do homosexual acts as long as you didnt tell and no one could ask you. Next step is that it will be mandatory to be a homosexual, and nothing else. An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.

dixiesuzan , CNS News 92 Comments [8/30/2010 7:51:08 PM]
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Jezebel's Evil Sister

"There was a time when being a US Marine meant it was illegal to be a homosexual."

BUT, there was NEVER a time when the U.S. Marine Corps did not include homosexuals, though most may have been closeted.

So, it's not the fact that homosexuals are in the military that has dixiesuzan's panties in a knot. It's just that he/she can't stand honesty.

8/31/2010 8:24:53 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Bullshit much?

8/31/2010 8:27:41 AM

JSS

So that's:

Stage 1: Homosexuality illegal
Stage 2: Homosexuality legal, but must be kept in secret

(Skip a whole bunch of logic)
Stage 3: Only homosexuals allowed

"An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed."

You mean kind of like the Ancient Greek armies? Oh wait, that's right, they didn't have nukes.

8/31/2010 8:50:29 AM

shykid

This isn't a slippery slope. It's a 90-degree vertical incline!

8/31/2010 9:29:57 AM

BlackMageJ

JSS- you're missing the point entirely. The next step isn't that they ban heterosexual people, it's that they force everyone to be gay. That's the whole point of the homosexual atheist liberal muslim fascist commie satanic agenda!

8/31/2010 10:27:15 AM

Papabear

Your thinking is most like the poopie.

8/31/2010 10:32:10 AM

Ludd

Well, the Ancient Greek military was largly homosexual and they conquered half of the world. So maybe you are on to something there Closet guy.

8/31/2010 10:38:32 AM

John_in_Oz

I don't have a nuke, but if it's any consolation, my pocket rocket is pretty awesome.

8/31/2010 11:54:12 AM

The L

Assuming that the idea of an all-gay military were even feasible, it would indeed be an army to be feared.

Just like Sparta! :D

8/31/2010 11:56:32 AM

Godbuster

WE ARE TEH GHEY, YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

Really? It does not work that way.

8/31/2010 12:27:56 PM

Berny

Look out, somebody used Astroglide on the slippery slope!

8/31/2010 12:28:34 PM

J-

Can I make the obvious joke about how gay guys have the biggest, most powerful sticks?

No? Too Soon? Oh well...

8/31/2010 12:47:58 PM

Shadoboy

Wheeeeeeee! Come try the slippery slope!

8/31/2010 12:49:31 PM

Old Viking

If someone has nuclear weapons, their sexual practices are the least of my concerns.

8/31/2010 1:08:43 PM

blayzekohime

Marines are fabulous.

8/31/2010 1:50:47 PM

Adrian


8/31/2010 1:52:39 PM

Neserit

I don't know why, but all I can think of is:
"NO ONE EXPECTS THE GAY INQUISITION!"

8/31/2010 2:14:54 PM

Lotus-thing

Awesome and fabulous as it would be to have the entire US military become that one Monty Python skit, NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. For one thing there simply aren't enough gay people to fill up the whole military. And that's not even getting into the legal issues.

8/31/2010 2:16:03 PM

JustinGG

"An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed."

This might be the greatest single quote on FSTDT....ever.

8/31/2010 3:43:01 PM

Jon

Hahahahahaha

8/31/2010 4:08:03 PM

Tiado

Guh?

Oh no, the stupid is so strong in this one, that a stupidity field has been generated and has actually impaired my brain functions.

How does this person believe that the next step after equality is forcing homosexuality on others?

8/31/2010 4:56:28 PM

Professor M

Then it became legal to do homosexual acts as long as you didnt tell and no one could ask you.

It's funny how often the people who want to keep DADT have no idea what the policy is. Currently, it's legal for a non-heterosexual to be in the military -- as long as they stay single and celibate, and never tell anybody, in or out of the military. There's been a change in policy lately to make it slightly harder to dismiss soldiers based on telling third parties -- but it remains that military law requires non-heterosexual soldiers to remain closeted in all aspects of their personal lives as well as in the military. The "don't ask, don't tell" specifically doesn't apply to having sex -- failure to remain completely celibate (and refrain from being romantically affectionate at all) is illegal for non-heterosexuals under the UCMJ. (It's not always enforced -- even in the military, most people just don't care. But it only takes one homophobic commanding officer -- and homophobes are given preference in promotions, if unofficially -- to ruin a servicemember's career.) Hell, in a number of cases complaining about sexual harassment or rape has been used as sufficient "evidence" to open a DADT investigation into the victim.

8/31/2010 5:58:09 PM

NoE

Zeus at #587 - you owe me a keyboard. LOL

8/31/2010 7:26:29 PM

JSS

@BlackMageJ:

He still misses the point that maybe gays don't actually force people into 'gayness'.

8/31/2010 8:16:53 PM

Amadaun

INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE! WITH EXTRA GLITTER!

Suzan's idiocy aside, all I can really think of is:

"Join the Army
Join the Air Force
Join the Coast Guard
Join the Marines!
Work together, sweat together,
Shower together, that's how it should beeeeee~!"


The above is a thing. A real song. Set in a gay alternate universe plagued by heterophobia. Yeah. Gay couples can make babies there.

8/31/2010 8:17:36 PM
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