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There was a time when being a US Marine meant it was illegal to be a homosexual. Then it became legal to do homosexual acts as long as you didnt tell and no one could ask you. Next step is that it will be mandatory to be a homosexual, and nothing else. An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.

dixiesuzan , CNS News 92 Comments [8/30/2010 7:51:08 PM]
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Sasha

I, for one, fully support our armed, homosexual, nuclear-capable Marine overlords, and am willing to wear nothing but pink in order to blend in with the fabulousness.

I draw the line at MREs, though, unless gay Marines can make them edible.


8/31/2010 8:22:05 PM

NoriMori

@Sherlockian

"An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.

I need this on a t-shirt, stat."

OMG, that made me laugh so freaking hard, and it's been a long time since a quote or a comment on here has actually made me laugh out loud. I can now 100% honestly say "LOL"!

9/1/2010 5:12:47 PM

The Duelist

... And this, class, is why B.S. is bad for your brain.

9/1/2010 7:20:39 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

Get rid of the tinfoil hat and the dumb conspiracy theory, dipshit.

9/1/2010 8:15:11 PM

ummmAwkward

That army would be FIERCE!

9/4/2010 6:54:13 PM



In that case, good luck recruiting only 10% of the population.

9/7/2010 9:54:32 AM

MarylandBear

"An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons"

I'm all for it.

"Did I just launch an entire salvo of hydrogen bomb tipped missiles towards Salt Lake City? Whoopsie! Sorry about that, Mormons." <under breath> "That'll teach you to fund Proposition Eight campaigns, ya bastards."

11/15/2010 11:56:42 AM

anti-nonsense

would you like some Teflon for your slippery slope?

11/15/2010 12:06:05 PM

radda

Why yes. That is EXACTLY the next logical step.


11/15/2010 6:11:59 PM

Quantum Mechanic

What part of 'no' do you not understand?

11/15/2010 6:25:24 PM

Neus

So... mandatory heterosexuality = ok, but mandatory homosexuality = horrible and justification for no homosexuals in the military?
Good to know.

Try not to fall off that slippery slope, all right?

4/12/2011 7:18:51 PM

Anon2

An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.

Wait ... so the US army wasn't feared before they allowed homosexuals into their ranks? ;-)

I didn't know that the US military was such a bunch of sissies ... but if you say so, "dixiesuzan", it must be true ...

4/12/2011 11:59:56 PM

Keith

Maybe that's a secret liberal plot to reduce conflict...

If we can only create our military forces from 10% of the population, then we'll be restricted to guarding our own shores and we'll have to leave everyone else alone...

5/7/2012 9:17:42 AM

Filin De Blanc

A military made up solely of lesbians would be pretty hot, you have to admit.

5/7/2012 9:36:43 AM

Sasha

The few. The proud. The gay.

Join the Marines today! Our uniforms are pink with glitter!

5/7/2012 11:18:05 AM



Isn't that one of the reasons to have an army; to instill fear?

It has worked for lots of other armies during history; an army of couples fight hard to keep each other alive.

5/7/2012 11:46:46 AM

PosthumanHeresy

But... don't we want our army to be feared?

4/8/2013 6:44:03 PM
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