Quote# 75714

There was a time when being a US Marine meant it was illegal to be a homosexual. Then it became legal to do homosexual acts as long as you didnt tell and no one could ask you. Next step is that it will be mandatory to be a homosexual, and nothing else. An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.

dixiesuzan , CNS News 92 Comments [8/30/2010 7:51:08 PM]
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I, for one, fully support our armed, homosexual, nuclear-capable Marine overlords, and am willing to wear nothing but pink in order to blend in with the fabulousness.

I draw the line at MREs, though, unless gay Marines can make them edible.

8/31/2010 8:22:05 PM



"An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.

I need this on a t-shirt, stat."

OMG, that made me laugh so freaking hard, and it's been a long time since a quote or a comment on here has actually made me laugh out loud. I can now 100% honestly say "LOL"!

9/1/2010 5:12:47 PM

The Duelist

... And this, class, is why B.S. is bad for your brain.

9/1/2010 7:20:39 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

Get rid of the tinfoil hat and the dumb conspiracy theory, dipshit.

9/1/2010 8:15:11 PM


That army would be FIERCE!

9/4/2010 6:54:13 PM

In that case, good luck recruiting only 10% of the population.

9/7/2010 9:54:32 AM


"An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons"

I'm all for it.

"Did I just launch an entire salvo of hydrogen bomb tipped missiles towards Salt Lake City? Whoopsie! Sorry about that, Mormons." <under breath> "That'll teach you to fund Proposition Eight campaigns, ya bastards."

11/15/2010 11:56:42 AM


would you like some Teflon for your slippery slope?

11/15/2010 12:06:05 PM


Why yes. That is EXACTLY the next logical step.

11/15/2010 6:11:59 PM

Quantum Mechanic

What part of 'no' do you not understand?

11/15/2010 6:25:24 PM


So... mandatory heterosexuality = ok, but mandatory homosexuality = horrible and justification for no homosexuals in the military?
Good to know.

Try not to fall off that slippery slope, all right?

4/12/2011 7:18:51 PM


An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.

Wait ... so the US army wasn't feared before they allowed homosexuals into their ranks? ;-)

I didn't know that the US military was such a bunch of sissies ... but if you say so, "dixiesuzan", it must be true ...

4/12/2011 11:59:56 PM


Maybe that's a secret liberal plot to reduce conflict...

If we can only create our military forces from 10% of the population, then we'll be restricted to guarding our own shores and we'll have to leave everyone else alone...

5/7/2012 9:17:42 AM

Filin De Blanc

A military made up solely of lesbians would be pretty hot, you have to admit.

5/7/2012 9:36:43 AM


The few. The proud. The gay.

Join the Marines today! Our uniforms are pink with glitter!

5/7/2012 11:18:05 AM

Isn't that one of the reasons to have an army; to instill fear?

It has worked for lots of other armies during history; an army of couples fight hard to keep each other alive.

5/7/2012 11:46:46 AM


But... don't we want our army to be feared?

4/8/2013 6:44:03 PM

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