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#1200926
Sasha
I, for one, fully support our armed, homosexual, nuclear-capable Marine overlords, and am willing to wear nothing but pink in order to blend in with the fabulousness.
I draw the line at MREs, though, unless gay Marines can make them edible.
8/31/2010 8:22:05 PM
#1201306
NoriMori
@Sherlockian
"An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.
I need this on a t-shirt, stat."
OMG, that made me laugh so freaking hard, and it's been a long time since a quote or a comment on here has actually made me laugh out loud. I can now 100% honestly say "LOL"!
9/1/2010 5:12:47 PM
#1201353
The Duelist
... And this, class, is why B.S. is bad for your brain.
9/1/2010 7:20:39 PM
#1201388
refuter of fundy vermin
Get rid of the tinfoil hat and the dumb conspiracy theory, dipshit.
9/1/2010 8:15:11 PM
#1202726
ummmAwkward
That army would be FIERCE!
9/4/2010 6:54:13 PM
#1204068
In that case, good luck recruiting only 10% of the population.
9/7/2010 9:54:32 AM
#1226884
MarylandBear
"An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons"
I'm all for it.
"Did I just launch an entire salvo of hydrogen bomb tipped missiles towards Salt Lake City? Whoopsie! Sorry about that, Mormons." <under breath> "That'll teach you to fund Proposition Eight campaigns, ya bastards."
11/15/2010 11:56:42 AM
#1226887
anti-nonsense
would you like some Teflon for your slippery slope?
11/15/2010 12:06:05 PM
#1226965
radda
Why yes. That is EXACTLY the next logical step.
11/15/2010 6:11:59 PM
#1226966
Quantum Mechanic
What part of 'no' do you not understand?
11/15/2010 6:25:24 PM
#1278082
Neus
So... mandatory heterosexuality = ok, but mandatory homosexuality = horrible and justification for no homosexuals in the military?
Good to know.
Try not to fall off that slippery slope, all right?
4/12/2011 7:18:51 PM
#1278129
Anon2
An army of armed homosexuals with nuclear weapons capability is an army to be feared indeed.
Wait ... so the US army wasn't feared before they allowed homosexuals into their ranks? ;-)
I didn't know that the US military was such a bunch of sissies ... but if you say so, "dixiesuzan", it must be true ...
4/12/2011 11:59:56 PM
#1399991
Keith
Maybe that's a secret liberal plot to reduce conflict...
If we can only create our military forces from 10% of the population, then we'll be restricted to guarding our own shores and we'll have to leave everyone else alone...
5/7/2012 9:17:42 AM
#1399996
Filin De Blanc
A military made up solely of lesbians would be pretty hot, you have to admit.
5/7/2012 9:36:43 AM
#1400037
Sasha
The few. The proud. The gay.
Join the Marines today! Our uniforms are pink with glitter!
5/7/2012 11:18:05 AM
#1400044
Isn't that one of the reasons to have an army; to instill fear?
It has worked for lots of other armies during history; an army of couples fight hard to keep each other alive.
5/7/2012 11:46:46 AM
#1525038
PosthumanHeresy
But... don't we want our army to be feared?
4/8/2013 6:44:03 PM
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