Quote# 75807

Because the storm that is coming is not just an American storm, it's a human storm. It's a global storm. And who is it that always runs in at the end to save them? It is always the American. But we are not prepared to be those people yet. We must go to God boot camp and we can straighten our own lives up so we can help people out in the rest of the world and guide them down the stairs and out of the building, into safety.


If we can say this to each other: "And with firm reliance on divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor" we will then know that God is not on our side, rather we have put our life in shape so we know we will be on God's side.
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Glenn Beck, Media Matters 73 Comments [9/5/2010 11:33:38 PM]
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Okay, Templars. You do that.

9/5/2010 11:56:41 PM

If one is talking about storms, one must add the shitstorm, which is what you are conjuring up.

9/6/2010 12:04:38 AM


Beckyboy is dangerous because he tells stupid people to be afraid. On a more encouraging note, some evangelicals seem to have realized that he's a Mormon. Granted, most fundies are too ill-educated to realize the difference but at least a few of them are starting to gripe about it.

9/6/2010 12:45:04 AM

Mr Blur

Is Beck insane? Certainly seems that way from over this side of The Pond.

9/6/2010 1:37:26 AM


Yeah, remember Vietnam and WWII? I bet he'd link the atom bomb and the napalm strikes with the holy spirit's tounges of fire

9/6/2010 1:42:40 AM

Mr. Yellow


Glenn Beck, you so crazy!

9/6/2010 2:12:51 AM


I honestly am astounded every time I encounter someone who takes this man seriously, and even more, respect him and believe everything he says...

9/6/2010 2:14:48 AM

Dan Onymous

"And who is it that always runs in at the end to save them? It is always the American."

Perhaps for the next world war, you could actually turn up on time...?

9/6/2010 2:27:16 AM


Half the times nobody wanted the Americans to come and "save" them.

9/6/2010 2:29:18 AM

I've realised that even just seeing Gl...that guy's name sends shivers of repulsion through me.

9/6/2010 2:39:25 AM

Saint Mango

He's such a big girl's blouse. It would be hard for me to take him seriously if not for the fact that I'm pretty sure there are people out there who would kill someone if he told them to over the tellymachine. :/

9/6/2010 2:48:41 AM

The Jamo

Yeah, you go do that, Glenn. Start god's boot camp for him and train your own little army of saviours. That should keep you quiet for a bit.

9/6/2010 3:13:11 AM

Pule Thamex

Picture the straggly bearded madman of the desert lands delighting in his ability to stir up the lumpen masses. Picture his stringy body capering with joy at the thought of manipulating other gullible desert dwellers. Imagine his ravening appetite for control and violence, his simmering aggression, his asinine demagoguery, his smug demeanor, his arrogant announcements.

Now picture the modern day version of that, outwardly rounder, clean shaved and media savvy. But inwardly crawling with evil intention and seething with a mad delirium.

9/6/2010 3:13:15 AM


How does he, or his kind of Americans, want save the world when they don't even know how the world geographically looks like? Because to know that you need a education and I think that that’s one thing you won’t get in gods (military) boot camp

9/6/2010 4:02:02 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

And who is it that always runs in at the end to save them? It is always the American.

Well, it's always Americans like me, motherfucker. Americans who serve -or have served- our nation. It's never assholes like you. Shitbags like Gwenn Beck sit back and masturbate furiously while fantasizing about jebus/god/rapture/death, claiming they wanted to serve, but seem to always have a reason for remaining civilians.

9/6/2010 4:06:56 AM


I am so ashamed that my home county produced this lunatic.

9/6/2010 4:07:49 AM


If America wants to save us from anything, they should start by having a decent health care system for themselves, so madmen like this can get mental help before they go overboard.

9/6/2010 4:20:29 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Who's going to save them from the Americans?

9/6/2010 4:32:58 AM


> it's a human storm.

A whirlin', rotatin' hurricane of beautiful naked men, from horizon to horizon, oh God, closing in on America.

Come on, you know you want that to happen, mr. Beck.

9/6/2010 5:04:08 AM


and who is it that always runs in at the end to save them? It is always the American.

Always? I think you'll find that those oppressed people in the world whose oppressors neither possess oil nor threaten the US directly have mostly stopped holding their breath for an American intervention.

9/6/2010 6:26:14 AM


Hey, Glenn, you forgot to wipe your mouth. There are still some bits of bullshit around your lips.

9/6/2010 6:37:27 AM


Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah, like others have said, Templars anyone?

9/6/2010 7:04:33 AM

Zeus Almighty

Is it necessary to first attend Glenn Beck University before God Boot Camp, or can I do both at the same time?

9/6/2010 7:52:53 AM


Plus. If God needs an army? He ain't God.

9/6/2010 8:56:09 AM

spam hammich

Once again, who the hell listens to a Mormon? They're barely civilized let alone Christian. Imprison and rape as many of your daughters as possible so God likes you best isn't that far from blowing yourself up so God likes you best and gives you 72 daughters to rape in a heavenly prison. If he's going to guide anything it's his penis into a child bride.

9/6/2010 9:11:14 AM

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