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This generation has a hunger for perversion. What was perversion just a few years ago, is now "normal". What was "hiding" in the closet is now "parading" in our streets. Perversion has found a welcome home - from the living room, to the White House; from our churches - to even the word of God!

Our friend Webster, defines "pervert" as 1. to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true... 2. to twist the meaning or sense of: misinterpret (Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary, 1977, p.856).

A perfect definition of The New International Version (NIV): "to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true" and "to twist the meaning or sense of". If you doubt that, before you start reading this tract - get the NIV and check it as you read this tract!

Kimmie, Adventures in Raising Girls 44 Comments [9/5/2010 8:34:50 PM]
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Thinking Allowed

Our friend Webster, defines "pervert" as 1. to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true... 2. to twist the meaning or sense of: misinterpret (Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary, 1977, p.856).

You know, I bet that's why there are 30,000 different christian denominations now.

9/6/2010 8:41:29 AM

dionysus

This generation has a hunger for perversion.

Nah, that's just me ;)

What was perversion just a few years ago, is now "normal". What was "hiding" in the closet is now "parading" in our streets.

Yeah! Damn those interracial couples! Oh wait, I mean, damn those homosexuals! Sorry, forgot what time period I was in for a second there.

A perfect definition of The New International Version (NIV): "to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true" and "to twist the meaning or sense of". If you doubt that, before you start reading this tract - get the NIV and check it as you read this tract!

Okay, this is like the 5th tirade I've seen against the NIV today. On what basis do you claim that the NIV is a perversion of the Bible? "My preacher said so" isn't a valid reason.

9/6/2010 10:07:46 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

You wish to pervert the "true word of god" KJV by advertising the NIV?!?!?!?!?!?!

9/6/2010 10:12:58 AM

Pule Thamex

There are many idiotic perverts who want to follow the allegedly true sayings of God that some blokes have written in the Bible. They hunger for the good old days when heretics could be unmercifully tortured by a bunch of deranged psychopaths and their degenerate servants. They hanker on making their violent and aggressive dreams turn into reality by advocating theocratic government. These deceitful perverts desire that all good people should hand over a proportion of their money to them, for what? For the pleasure of having their brains turned even mushier than they already are? These cruel sadists would love to make their perversions legal and can't wait to foist them on to the public.

Religion: legitimizing perversion for millennia.

9/6/2010 11:16:23 AM

Old Viking

I'm waiting for the Schafly version.

9/6/2010 11:28:33 AM

aaa

You heretic! If it isn't in Latin, it's not a proper bible!

9/6/2010 12:15:29 PM

Pannic

This sounds an awful lot like Rambo's aria from "The Death of Klinghoffer."

Rambo being an Islamic terrorist who murders a man in a wheelchair.

Chew over that for a while, why doncha?

9/6/2010 12:57:26 PM

nazani14

...waiting for the yaoi version of the bible..

9/6/2010 2:30:27 PM

Papabear

But, you and I disagree upon what is good and true, so your entire argument is moot.

9/6/2010 2:35:46 PM

tmarcl

Well, to be fair, any time you translate a text from one language to another, there are going to be distortions of meaning. Hell, even the New Testament itself has that problem with that whole "virgin birth" thingy.

9/6/2010 5:25:18 PM

caustic gnostic

Well, MY book went straight from Koinic Greek to modern English, so NYAH!1!~

9/6/2010 6:52:47 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

Allegory for Jesus had it right. Fundies are the WORST perverters of the Bible.

9/6/2010 8:22:26 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ SeekerLancer
In other words you hate gays. Got it.

And that -ni- "perversion" in the White House.

9/6/2010 9:08:52 PM

Angel99

I find it funny that she says that "HarperCollins publishes "pro-homosexual" books such as Making Out [snip] and many other pro-homosexual books!" Then goes on a big rant about how there's no boycott on News Corp and "Do you really believe God would ALLOW His HOLY word to be "owned" by that group?"

I the found out that in the UK one of the authorized printers of the KJV under Crown Copyright is... HarperCollins UK.

It is to lol.

9/7/2010 2:07:03 PM

Brendan Rizzo

Wasn't this posted already?

9/7/2010 4:46:15 PM

Isa

"I" "like" "quotation marks" "too"!

9/7/2010 6:51:49 PM

John_in_Oz

Those parades- they're political protests against your vile oppressions. Shame you missed the point.

9/8/2010 1:58:33 AM

Shadoboy

We now what pervert means, thank you.

It's just we don't agree on what you think is twisting what.

9/9/2010 1:31:39 PM

Doubting Thomas

No, this generation is not more perverted than previous generations. It's just that such things which were always kept hidden are more out in the open now. If you don't believe it, do a google search for "vintage porn."

9/13/2010 11:05:07 AM
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