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"I think our father is sending a clear message!!!!!"
And that message is as follows:
'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain. And Jesus is British: he was born in Bethnal Green.'
-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)
9/7/2010 8:42:32 AM
Yeah, a clear message that he's ineffectual and impotent AS USUAL.
9/7/2010 8:51:09 AM
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Are you aware that threatening the president, even in jest, is a serious crime? Also the fact that by your own admission, there's at least two of you involved, means that you qualify for prosecution under the RICO Act.
9/7/2010 8:59:53 AM
Ever notice why all hurricanes seems to hit the most religious states?
Maybe you're not getting what he's trying to say.
9/7/2010 9:09:13 AM
If God's giant hand came out of the sky, formed an atomic fist, and smashed the top ten secular cities in the world, THAT would a "clear message".
9/7/2010 9:28:14 AM
What exactly?, that heat masses of air are located somewhere in between New York and Seattle?
9/7/2010 9:33:03 AM
And look what happened.
Your God has sucky aim.
Jeez, I hyped about this thing fearing it'd hit Massachusetts. But I learned moar, and I didn't fear as much. Knowledge is power, kids.
9/7/2010 9:38:32 AM
Your god hasn't sent a clear message about anything in 13.5 billion years. As for hurricane Earl, it missed DC by quite a bit. It did more damage in "god's country" when it hit North Carolina.
9/7/2010 9:53:30 AM
A clear message?
No. I don't think so. A clear message would be if God spoke directly to humans. He does not, so your version of 'a clear message' ia what YOU want it to be. That is making a prophet of yourself - a false prophet, I believe. And what is the punishment that your boble says is to be meted out to false prophets? Death. Porr Father's Child. May s/he rest in hell.
9/7/2010 10:12:35 AM
My hurricane translator makes it out to be:
Sardines, yo-yo bunched underwear pile driver whiskey tango foxtrot? Elanor Roosevelt.
I think your god is as batshit crazy as you are.
9/7/2010 10:21:28 AM
So a hurricane forming during hurricane season is a "clear message" to send? Why doesn't he just get a cell phone and call us instead? Less damage, more direct, and better idea of what he's trying to say.
9/7/2010 10:25:39 AM
Hurricane Earl does show that God is angry with D.C. Many people in D.C. vacation in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, which had to be evacuated. Hey, it makes at least as much sense as the original.
9/7/2010 10:30:48 AM
It would not be the first time the DC/Metropolitan area got hit with the tail end of a hurricane. Dipshit
9/7/2010 10:36:42 AM
Message: Jehovah fucking hates Newfies!
9/7/2010 10:42:39 AM
Well, all that shows is that you don't think very well. No, even 5 exclamation points won't help make your poor reasoning any more astute.
9/7/2010 11:30:27 AM
The hurricane isn't even supposed to come near Iowa!!! I think there's a clear case being made for marriage equality here!
9/7/2010 11:46:15 AM
Two words: Touchdown Jesus
9/7/2010 11:47:36 AM
The Lazy One
My parents live in D.C. and the only thing that happened was some minor rain. Then it was back to being beautiful.
9/7/2010 12:17:46 PM
A clear message from God? You jest.
9/7/2010 12:19:49 PM
Oh noes, DC gets a bit of rain and some light winds!
9/7/2010 12:21:57 PM
These jackasses are caught up in the loony bin. Deal is, they've been so brainwashed into thinking everything is evil that even a storm is somehow a message from G-d. Never mind the fact that storms, like fires and floods, tend not to discriminate who they kill, religious of all religions or non religious people.
9/7/2010 12:27:02 PM
If this was a "clear message," I'd hate to see his "mysterious ways."
9/7/2010 12:42:24 PM
Is the message that you're an idiot? Because maybe he's actually right this time.
9/7/2010 1:31:09 PM
I read about the afterlife
So, becaues Obama is meeting with Abbas -- the entire Atlantic Coast has to be punished?
I've said it once and I'll say it again -- your God has piss poor aim.
9/7/2010 1:47:17 PM
I think it says...
...pepperoni with extra cheese, bottle of Coke and a garlic bread!
9/7/2010 2:22:56 PM
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